BionicRedneck

At various times this week the press have 'revealed' how Venables has been returned to prison because of kiddy porn, sexual assault, scrapping at work, drug abuse, returning to Merseyside or trying to contact Thompson.

In other words - they don't know.

40+ for me.

She definitely looks late 20s.

Seeing her reminds me of the 30-year-old opera singer on Britain's Got Talent who turned out to be 14. I never really bought the 'I thought she was legal' excuse until then.

As you'd expect, Arnold shows up a lot.

AMAZING.

I don't think I even know who this Emperorseb is. He must be one of those on-topic mongs, is he?

You should. It's quite wonderful in it's own horrifically shit way.

What's not to like about Clooney? He's been brilliant in pretty much everything I've ever seen of his, and can do high comedy and serious drama with equal skill. I watch everything he's involved in as a matter of course.

Lovely stuff.

I can't decide whether my favourite part is when his head bounces or when he seems to say 'Oh shit' after it's happened.

You've probably all seen this by now, but I've been without the internet for the last couple of days.

Anyway, it made me giggle.

Ice skating car

Let's all laugh at a fat kid...

Garth Crooks worries Richard Littlejohn with talk about niggas.

I've no idea what is going on either.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091218/tod-gi...ow-870a197.html

Surprised nobody noticed that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CZaf7su4Lk

Officially my favourite football related video ever.

Mayweather interview with Sky Sports:

http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,26...5700132,00.html

Unsurprisingly, he wasn't impressed by Manny.

As for Hatton - he really needs to retire. He looked fatter than ever last week.

Yeah, Hatton got mugged.

The highlight of the night was unquestionably this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCU389zi4wc

The first few rounds were electric, after that it was just a brutal one-sided beating. I couldn't believe that Cotto's corner didn't get him out of there.

Stunned he got that decision in Germany.

Anyone need a babysitter?

 

You BASTARD! That was my next retort to Woyzeck

You snooze, you lose.

This thread may be the UKFF's finest hour.