BionicRedneck

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/96385...rugs-shame.html

Ricky Hatton likes cocaine.

Phil was on sparkling form last night.

Here is the new Lauren Branning...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/news/10080...ine-jossa.shtml

The old Lauren Branning was jailbait and the new one looks about 25. I'm confused.

Loved this:

That's not 'pretty weird'. That's 'future serial killer'.

Andy Gray has been in there. Think about that.

Andy Gray and Richard Keys pissing themselves laughing at women's football

I wish Sky Sports coverage was always this good.

If anyone bothered with POTM anymore, I'd nominate Waterboy's post.

Edit: Oh, and Masturbation Guilt is not uncommon. Google it.

I hope you're all watching Eastenders. Phil on crack is even better than I imagined.

It's on Dailymotion.

http://www.justin.tv/nswtv05a

 

Good quality channel showing continuous WCW stuff between 1997 and 2000, including the PPVs.

Currently showing Uncensored '97. Mortis vs. Glacier is surprisingly fun so far.

Drunk Phil is about to become Crackhead Phil? It may well be TV's finest hour.

Jackass 3D trailer

You'd think they were [Murtaugh]too old for this shit[/Murtaugh], but I'm sure I'll still watch it and laugh hysterically.

By all accounts the axing of Melissa Suffield was do to constant disciplinary issues. Shame, as she is a cracking little actress. As awful as Ben Mitchell is, I will miss his camp, hokey acting and delivery on the Square (the funniest thing I have seen on the show for years was the immortal 'You need slappin' dahn' line). They are also recasting Lauren Branning.

She's got cracking tits. She's a rubbish actress.

If Barnbrook becomes leader, I hope he does a celebratory dance.

Basically a video of a wheel. I enjoyed it.

Edit: I should just make it clear I was laughing at Mr Seven's review. Not the stuff afterwards.

You're all laughing it up, but when he goes on a Raoul Moat-style rampage, we'll be demonised on the news like that poor cow who started that Facebook group.

I like Eastenders, but I much prefer it when Phil is drunk.

I was tempted to start a new thread about this, simply because it made me laugh so much:

You've got to work to try and make them as normal as they can possibly be otherwise we might aswell just put people down. If we're going to have the attitude that someone is bad or evil and can't be rehabilitated then we might aswell just hang them and have done with it.

Making them "as normal as can be" may not be enough to make them safe enough to be around others, especially youngsters and the like.

 

I'm not of the belief that the death penalty should be used in this case (although I think it should be an option in some more extreme cases), but a lifetime prison sentence should have been applied to both of these lads.

Has Thompson re-offended yet?

With any luck the dad will do what he should have done a long time ago and track them down and butcher them, make no mistake about it someone did that to my boy i would have no problem killing them nice and slowly and as painfully as possible doubtful i would have cared how old they where or not.

You are clearly also a 'loon'. Fantasising about a scenario where you can justifiably (in your mind) 'butcher' people (painfully and slowly, no matter how young) is not normal. Talk to a professional or something.

The Telegraph don't like Laws' replacement much either:

Danny Alexander, new Treasury chief, avoided capital gains tax on house

A tragedy.

Drunken tit almost throws a chair through a Burger King door. Almost.

Literally the greatest thing I've ever seen.