BionicRedneck

Only on the IWC would he likes of the Great Khali and Snitsky get crucified for being shit workers, but they will LITERALLY defend Chris Benoit for murder.Some of you people make me sick. This whole "blahblah there is no proof" thing doesn't have a leg to stand on. Double murder is in the equation here, but all anyone can say is "he was the best, RIP, legend man". This is the man who authorities are claiming killed his wife one day and then his seven year old son THE NEXT DAY - this is not a fit of rage, this is a full day between killings. KILLINGS for fuck sake, and you still have the gall to defend this man.Also, I am disgusted by how some are saying "hopefully Nancy killed Daniel, then Chris killed her, couldn't cope and then killed himself" like this is some kind of soap opera. You would actually rather see another human being kill another? Just so you can all maintain your hard-on for this pscyho and have him die a hero?Chris Benoit is a scumbag who is burning in Hell as we speak. Fuck him.

Are you fucking stupid? Who is saying 'Well, he killed his wife, but it's alright because he was a great worker'? Nobody. People aren't defending him, they are trying to understand why a supposedly sane man suddenly turns and kills his loved ones. That's what normal people do.What a cunt would do is come on here trying to reduce the actions of an obviously troubled individual to 'he's a scumbag' because it A )makes it easier for your brain to comprehend and B ) gives you the opportunity to act like an internet hardman.

In hindsight, some of the tributes to Benoit last night seemed a little weird, like the guys knew something. Dean Malenko's and Regal's especially. And didn't Chavo say he talked to Benoit 'last night' meaning Sunday night? Which would be after Nancy died?

Benoit was supposedly found hanging in his weight room. I think his wife would have a hard time lifting him into a noose. I'd love there to be another explanation, but it's not looking likely, is it?

Another that's not actually youtube, but close enough: http://www.break.com/index/mom-tells-kid-n...e-warcraft.html

 

What the hell?

And rightly so. The knobhead deserved to be punched.

Silent Hill is headache-inducingly bad. Anyone who claims to understand what the hell is going on is a liar. I've played the games and it still confused the hell out of me. It's a mess.

More from Friday Nights Main Event- Featuring the hilarious promos form Stone Cold at his texas ranch, firing arrows into pictures of Vince, Owen and Jim Ross, while he was out from the infamous neck injury.

Brilliant. I've been looking for that Austin segment for ages. "Watch that step it's a doozy".

Joe Pesci with his head on fire, to the theme tune of The Long Good Friday.

Outstanding.

That was outstanding. "You'll eat your kids (yeah you'll EAT 'em!)"

Rocky in 5 seconds

 

Made me laugh.

Football Manager documentaries are always hilarious, mind. Does anyone remember that one which followed a third division team (possibly Leyton Orient?) and the manager went apeshit and challanged two players to a fight, before sacking another (at half-time no less)?

John Sitton, you say?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXCgeSsSM48http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6WxrWT7IG0http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPWhtOA2GEIf there was any cause for a team to riot against their manager, these would be it.

Absolutely fucking brilliant."You can bring yer fuckin dinner - coz by the time I'm finished with ya, you'll fuckin need it!"

Graham Taylor - "Go Les!!". From that very same documentry.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgkSWy8UxTo...ted&search= - "PLATTTTTTYYY!!!"

I nearly pissed myself when he shouted "PLATTY". Football Manager documentaries are always hilarious, mind. Does anyone remember that one which followed a third division team (possibly Leyton Orient?) and the manager went apeshit and challanged two players to a fight, before sacking another (at half-time no less)?

Yep. Brilliant stuff. My personal favourite rant is : "LES! LES! HIT LES! HIT LES! OVER THE TOP!.....FAAACKIN HELL!!"

I realise this is really old and everybody has probably already seen it (and it's not actually youtube) but it's still hilarious to this day :

 

CAN WE NOT KNOCK IT?!!

I'm sure this has probably been posted, but it's still funny.

 

Middlesbrough Tintin

Yeah. In Maximum Risk he plays twins. Both of them shag that bird from Species, IIRC.

Alien vs. Predator is genuinely one of the worst films I've ever seen. Although it was unintentionally hilarious at times (like when the Predator almost pulls the hot female lead) I still hated it.

I watched The Three Trails Of *something* Estrada tonight starring and directed by Tommy Lee Jones. It was a pretty good movie, nothing bad at all but nothing mindblowing. It was well done that they got all the characters over with so little dialogue in the movie

The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada. I thought it was the dog's bollocks, personally.

Broken Arrow is cool. But it's no Hard Target~!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W0Igx6ht00

 

Some really, really ugly looking creature found in Japan. Apparently some kind of prehistoric shark. It's scaring me.

Revolver ain't that bad. If nothing else it's well acted and has some cool characters/scenes (which is a hell of a lot more than can be said for Smokin' Aces, which is indeed shit). I actually really enjoyed it for the first 90 minutes, then it got a bit messy.

This thread is quickly becoming an all-time classic.

I'm pretty sure this argument has been done to death. But, add me to the 'Lord of the Rings movies are boring as shit' group of people. I actually prefer Willow. At least that has proper midgets.

Kids is probably my least favourite film of all-time. "Look! Kids swearing every 30 seconds, taking drugs and having sex! How 'hard hitting' and 'gritty'". Dogshit. And, IIRC, Van Sant was involved in the production of it which only makes him more a knob.

Until now, Elephant, Gus Van Sant's wretched abortion of a film, loosely based on the Columbine high school shootings, was the single Worst Film I Have Ever Seen . I didn't think anything could dethrone it. Surely nothing could be as dull, pretentious, offensive, horribly written, dreadfully acted and horrifically realised as Van Sant's P'alme Dor (yes) winning "masterpiece" . Nothing could reach these dizzying heights. Nothing could make my blood boil and skin crawl as much as Elephant.

I take it you've never seen "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" as it's every bit as shit as Elephant, only it's actually scripted, which makes it all the more insulting. Gus Van Sant really is a useless cunt. He's only trumped by Larry Clark in terms of cunts who somehow seem to garner critical acclaim.