Paid Members John Matrix Posted August 6, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 6, 2013 Congratulations to Lefty and King Coconut who've made it through to the final of the 2013 Rap Battle. Â Lefty scored a first round victory, and a month long suspension for handspants before romping to victory over Shane O'Mac Version 2 in the semi finals. Â King Coconut, the tournament's most begruding entrant has been untouchable so far dominating both of his heats to date, seeing off Toilet Rapper and Slick Dick Nick in impressive fashion. Â Thus far, entrants have submitted one blind entry, and had the duration of the voting period to respond to one another. Â In a change fitting of the tournament final, contestants will have the next 48 hours to tear each other to pieces as often as they like, after which point voting will open for the rest of the week with votes based on the total output. Â Rapping is unlimted, but must consist of the same 16 line format as all previous rounds. You can respond, or just plain flat out flame as often or as little as you choose, and there's no need to send me your raps up front. Â Contenders, GET RAPPING.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lefty Posted August 6, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 6, 2013 Its final time Coco, so you better bring your A game Coz I'll beat you so bad, you'll leave, and I want the blame Its no coincidence Shane O' Mac ain't been seen since our battle Coz I'm herding up the dolts in this place for slaughter, like cattle  I'm gonna win this contest at a leisurely pace And when it's over I'll bust a nut in your face So get prepared for beat down that's about to come Coz this cold blooded thrashing ain't gonna be fun  My lyrics can be lethal, like a bullet to the brain You spit rhymes like a retard, and they're totally inane Your semi final with Loco was joke, you don't belong in the final If this were the Commodores, lets get it straight, I'd be Lionel  So there you have it for my opening round A couple of stiff jabs landed, nothing quite sound But make no mistake Coco, I'm setting you up for a big finish Coz I'll only get stronger, as your skills diminish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Let me clear up one small detail here Lefty, you fruit. There Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Let me tell you all about what went down last night, It was me and it was Lefty in a rapping fight. Crowds had gathered in a venue lit with neon light, King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lefty Posted August 8, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 8, 2013 Sorry guys, got called in to work Tuesday night and haven't been able to get round to getting this completed. My sincerest apologies. Any chance we could extend this till Monday morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted August 10, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted August 10, 2013 Ok mate. Will open the voting Tuesday at 9am. Make it count! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lefty Posted August 11, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 11, 2013 Cheers bud, I'll get some stuff down tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lefty Posted August 13, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 13, 2013 Lick Coco's nuts? Get some fresh material You already dropped that line when Nicko spat in your cereal Your a one trick pony, with your constant references to noncery I think it's about time we took this gelding on a trip to the glue factory  Every fucking rap has something to do with child molestation Wanting to fuck teenage twat or watch down syndromes bukkake my face in The truth is this Coco, you ain't disguising your true feelings This forum is long suspect of your dodgy dealings  You've got Jimmy Savile as your avatar and a Rolf Harris sig Truth is, you do like children, you hermaphrodite pig And fuck me, did you drag that Lionel Richie shit out long enough? You could see that joke was dead, if you weren't face deep in mongaloid muff  So I'm finished with this shit, and done with this creep He just doesn't have the skill set to hurt me deep But I've dished out some home truths for you young lad Coz I'm the Godfather of soul, I'm James Brown, I'm Super Bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Congrats to you Lefty, you learned how to rhyme, Now dedicate the next two weeks to studying the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lefty Posted August 13, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted August 13, 2013 Ahh fair play. It's been a bitch trying to find the time to get this done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 13, 2013 Moderators Share Posted August 13, 2013 Polls are now open. Â Â I liked Lefty's work when he finally got around to doing it, but Coco's got some good gimmicks going on. The acrostic and the extended Lionel Richie tribute pip this for me. Â Â Also Coco never broke character during the battle. Apologising for being late? Bollocks to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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