PunkStep

On 11/7/2023 at 7:54 PM, Doog said:

We're going to be regulars in the Champions League now

Like a fine wine

1 hour ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

It seems like fun

The fuck is wrong with you? It's horrible!

47 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Concede man

Do you not remember final day 1995? I do! West Ham can do it!

Come on you Hammers! Look at all the great Champions League moments had over the past 15 years.

Who can forget 'Mr West Ham' Mark Noble scoring a penalty?

Or Mark Noble scoring a penalty?

That incredible penalty scored by Mark Noble in 2019?

MARK FUCKING NOBLE treating the team to a 1980s social club party spread after winning their first trophy since the Cold War?

These are some of the greatest moments in the history of the club. Who wants to see more of these? I certainly do! Then get the job done against City on Sunday!

Do it for Bobby Moore, do it for Billy Bonds, John Lyall, Dmitri 'he never loved you as much as you loved him' Payet, Jermaine Defoe, Danny Dyer and his daughter, Alf Garnett, Trevor Morley, Dean Ashton's ankles, the hundreds of other strikers whose careers died at the club, James Corden and Elijah Wood in that shit movie.

But for fuck's sake, just get it done. COYI

Come on you lillywhites! Look at all the great Champions League moments had over the past 15 years.

Who can forget Gareth Bale sending Maicon to the morgue?

Joe Jordan scaring the shit out of Gennaro 'sometimes maybe shit' Gattuso?

That incredible away goal victory over Man City in 2019?

LUCAS FUCKING MOURA grabbing that hat-trick against Ajax to reach the final?

These are some of the greatest moments in the history of the club. Who wants to see more of these? I certainly do! Then get the job done against City tonight!

Do it for Ossie, do it for Danny Blanchflower, Arthur Rowe, Bill Nichs, Benoit Assou-Akotto, Ricky Villa and his mazy run, Diamond Lights, Gazza, Ledley's knees, Gary Mabbutt and Erik the Viking.

But for fuck's sake, just get it done. COYS

4 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

You see, you know you've got Hounslow West station 

And Hounslow East station

Now I have to tell you if you come from Feltham and youre white and you try that nonsense, they'll kill you. And this is the important...

2 hours ago, TheBurningRed said:

Not one of them rcelebrating like usual when winning a shootout.

Well, apart from Antony, which is some gall from him considering he is absolutely shite.

On 4/6/2024 at 3:00 PM, Scratch said:

You’ve made a man you’ve never met

Ah, but we've met many times before!

Cheers everyone! I'm going to order myself a birthday curry for a treat. From a curry place, not a kebab shop where infidels get their chippy tea from.

5 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Happy birthday @PunkStep!

 

FFS 😂

On 3/28/2024 at 11:02 AM, Tim Healys Chutney Spoon said:

Can any of you connoisseurs assist please? Ideally want Spurs and/or England

no, shan't 

On 3/29/2024 at 6:56 AM, Scratch said:

Try searching for player names rather than team names.

 This. For example, if you want an England shirt, search for SAKA instead, and in the search window select your result under 'soccer jerseys'.

When selecting a seller, go for high ratings obvs but also pick someone that has sold a fair amount. Because someone with only a few sales but high rating could be skewed on say one positive review (which could be their mate). And also, ideally pick someone that has received reviews with pictures from buyers.

Sellers I've used multiple times include usoccerjersey, redstar159 and soccerjersey55. Word of warning- socks are really hit and miss. If you buy a full kit, some don't bother sending the socks and when they do, they're often some random socks that are an off-colour to the kit. Not that I really give a fuck, they're socks.

1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

This would be a fantastic time.

@Carbomb Look! Live DJ set from your boy!!!

On 2/20/2024 at 11:02 AM, gmoney said:

 

YOU WOT

YOU WOT

YOU WOT YOU WOT YOU WOT 

7 minutes ago, garynysmon said:

Come to think of it, it seems amazingly behind the curve for TNA to revamp its own streaming service...

I haven't ventured into On Topic for yonks, came in to find out more about the Netflix deal and find that in 2024 garynysmon is still banging on about TNA! Don't ever change, UKFF

On 12/3/2023 at 6:57 PM, SuperBacon said:

Not going to do him dirty but our Arsenal loving mate @PunkStep said some VERY interesting things during that game.

Screenshotted for future blackmail opportunities. 

Up the Spurs.

Thoughts are with @Frankie Crisp. RIP

2 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

I assume Newcastle will be better at hiding their financial fuckery when they kick it in to overdrive

I'd say if anything they're flaunting it- considering their new shirt sponsor is mostly owned by PIF.

Everton will definitely survive. The three promoted teams are utter shite and will be gone by the league cup final at this rate. Everton are actually doing pretty well at the moment, they need a couple of more points to beat Sheffield United and Luton as it stands- that will be a piece of piss.

13 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

I'm not exaggerating

You're definitely not. It was like one of the voiceover scenes from Toast of London, if Matt Berry had to replicate the Gary Neville noise when Torres scored against Barcelona that time.

6 hours ago, Doog said:

I think so yeah - to qualify this year will arguably be harder/a bigger achievement than last year in some ways (though 5th place getting in will help) but there's no doubt we're on an upwards trajectory and I'd be mildly confident over the next ten years we make it more times than we don't.

Won't be easy of course but the squad is only going to get better and we've been playing very well for 2 years now so it's not some fluke.

I think being regulars in the CL is just too hard for any team to claim at the moment, other than City. I'd say they are the only team that can lay that claim with confidence. You effectively have a 'big 7' at the moment (well, a big 1+6, and yes I'm still including Chelsea), potentially more if the likes of Brighton and Villa can improve further. All 7 of these teams have played Champions League football over the past 12 months, which is mad. But I would say Newcastle will be regulars in Europe now, but not necessarily CL- not every season anyway.

2 hours ago, Doog said:

We're going to be regulars in the Champions League now

Are you?

He got man of the match! What the fuck!  Probably should've been Vicario for channeling the spirit of Franz Beckenbauer. 

Still, good on Ange for being 'brave' and sticking with that high line.

Once I'd finished laughing at Spurs, there was one main take from this game.

Chelsea are absolute dog shit. The worst Chelsea side I've ever seen by some distance and the worst team I've seen win by a three goal margin.

Happy Invincibles Day, folks.

5 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

Kenwright seemed liked a supremely good egg and the great work Everton do with charities and community work was undoubtedly down to him in no small part. Seems like a lot of his criticism over the years has been down to him not being loaded enough to be fiscally irresponsible.

Absolutely, really felt for him due to the amount of shite he's been subject to in recent years. 

And now news breaks that Everton could be docked 12 points for one FFP charge. Look forward to City being docked 1,380 points then.

On 9/17/2023 at 8:42 AM, Chest Rockwell said:

How does that make him untouchable? His YouTube could be demonetised at a touch of a button

And there it is. No YouTube money for Brand.

I'm sure he'll sign up to Truth and start complaining about this on there. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-66851698

Funny how when the Leeds players were getting off the bus, the Millwall fans softened their tone when a former Rangers player walked past and they complimented him.