Mike Castle

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=33178

A few awesome car commercials, why can't they do stuff this good now? .

A botch most people missed from the original Willy Wonka - http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=33090

I'm impressed that you're able to pull off some of that stuff without doing TAS runs then, like landing on the very edge of that line of spikes, impressive.

Quick question Midas, are these TAS runs, or are they just straight playthroughs? Either way it's fun to watch.

Dunno. That's for others to decide. I'm just pointing out that an audio show is about as much 'real life' as a post on the internet.

It's not though. Your invective really does come across much better written down. I find your writing funny but the radio show painful and cringeworthy, and obviously I'm not the only one.

I agree with this - the write-ups in this thread have been great, but on the internet show, MOJ is so much of a spare part compared to $tew, who has a pretty good radio voice. Also, never liked MOJ's announcing work.Still... this thread = gold.

See, I'm on the other side of the coin, I didn't really see anything on the show that was bad. The only single flaw was that they weren't able to comment on everyone in the 50, and that's not really a flaw with the show, as much as being unable to know of every shitarse and a lack of time.Moj came across pretty well on the show too, so really don't get the "cringeworthy" comment.

I already joked to MOJ that I should make it my job in the next year to see all the shitarses on the list and cross them off my list. Don't know how possible that is, but at least there should be more stories by the time next year's FIFTY comes around.

That sounds like quite the Dave Gorman style escapade...I'd watch it!

This is true...hell, if Luke (Of Big Brother fame) gets in next year (Hey, he's eligible... he won a match on sodding BBLB... in a match he was only commentating on (in a holiday camp style as well, his commentating being broadcast across the venue)), you could probably push Channel 4 to give you a TV deal to pay for it as long as you do a good solid show for them. :DBut on a serious note, hopefully come next year we'll have an even better run down.Also (and it's probably the wrong thread, but fuck it, we're here now) will there be a run down of the UKFF UK50 at all? Would be interesting to do the flip side of the coin and get a full run down of the 50 best. (Though with them being more widely known, it might also require a double length of show to pull off the amount needed for discussion).

I liked the radio show, and while it kinda irked me that not everyone was spoken about, it's obvious that they DO have a time limit to get the show done for (and they over ran, likely quite considerably).Also, I felt like Dean went through a fair few, even the ones he didn't know of he waited to see if $tew & Moj commented before trying to move it forwards.Hopefully if Moj does a SHITARSE 50 each year, then there will be an $&M show to go with it, though hopefully for next time it would be prepared for in advance and mebbe information can be obtained for each shitarse, so they can at least give a minute to the unknown ones (even if the fact getting is little more than e-mailing people back to ask "why did you vote for this guy?")

With that Judge Judy thing... it actually proves EXACTLY why those shows just piss me off and make me wonder why anyone tries doing anything on them, because she hasn't even got the first clue about the law herself. The very second she said the kid was breaking the law to drive on private property instantly proved that she shouldn't be even calling herself a judge.Essentially she's saying that you should keep your car keys on you permanently, even when asleep, because god forbid she left the keys in the house and the kids snuck out anyway to the car.While I agree she was a complete bitch for trying to sue the mother of the girl who died, the fact remains that the ONLY people at fault were the kids. Keys in the car or not, they weren't given permission to drive the car at that moment in time (and the girl had never been given permission), thus to try and tear the lady a new one based on that was just crap. Tear her a new one for being a heartless cow, but don't try and lie about stuff, judge or not, she's as much of a cunt as the heartless bitch as well.

Pitbull Johnson

Is this the same person I think it is? Is he still around? Good god!

This is the man.

Ian 'Pitbull' Johnson. Not only a card carrying shitarse for the past twenty five years but also a convicted paedophile! Only in wrestling...

This guy needs to be on some form of list...

He looks like some form of human cabbage.

He looks like he'd fuck up the scanners in Tesco.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=32042

 

Not youtube, but someone making an amazing entrance during a small play.

Rainz : GNP

Just to point out, Rainz doesn't own the promotion, but he does book it. (Would be strange him owning Gerry Norton Promotions after all).

Good point Chris... so Moj could use their cash to pay for the venue/ring/licenses... I think that leaves just a few quid left to make... damn, at this rate Moj could have free entry and still make cash... Moj could become a SHITARSE promoter and never have to worry about losing money!

Well, Moj wont need as much money as he would for a normal show either, most of the shitarses would likely work for free anyway.But it would make an interesting turn of events, rather than a show pushed as being awesome with crap on it... the show would be drawing through being advertised as "the worst in UK pro wrestling, come see a bunch of no-hopers humiliate themselves for your pleasure!"

Don't you dare die on us Moj! At least not till you've finished this list anyhow.

Agreed, if indeed you feel like you're going to die... quickly post the rest of the list just prior to it... sod the ambulance or anything, just make sure we get our damned results!

Lovely job Toga, I'll get things amended.Mike Castle - it's more that I couldn't go to work today as shitarsery has made me ill, so I've posted them all early to get them out of the way.Work commitments mean that the rest will be in evenings.But yes, I'm looking forward to the next few days - some great choices and some baffling ones add up to a good ol' time.

Fair enough, and I'm guessing from being in such close proximity to so many shitarses would guarentee you being ill, we salute you for your dedication to the cause!

Moj, seeing as you seem to be posting these rather quickly... why not just post them as and when? That way rather than forcefully dragging it all out, you can just post them when you're able.I only say this because for "todays" entries, you posted a bunch at stupid o'clock in the morning, said the rest would be up this evening, and have already done so mid-afternoon. Sounds like you're as desperate to add them as everyone else is to read 'em.

Thing is... those who aren't SHITARSE who manage to land in here will pretty much also be obvious that it wasn't them being crap that got them in, but that people with grudges put them in (Taking the one with Saraya on the "almost" list previously for example). As such, they wont need defending.

Not necessarily true.I count two people in the five that I nominated that have, in the last couple of nights alone, made me sort of regret putting them in. Because of that, I might well defend them depending on if they make it or not. Both of them I nominated because of what I thought of their ring work. So if enough people seen a good wrestler have a pish match and never seen him again, that person might end up in the 50, even if he doesn't deserve to be there.

You make a good point there, I stand corrected.

It's great how the people quoting Moj don't seem to have read the bit in one of Moj's first posts about the comments. They are all the reasons people gave for voting for said SHITARSE when they sent in their ballots. Now I don't dispute the fact that Moj has included just the ones he finds amusing, after all it is his game in the first place and he should be allowed to use whatever amuses him first and formost. So keep on defence leaping numpties.

Wooah there I'm not having a go at Moj. I just quoted from the original post. I think Moj is funny as hell most of the time. I know they aren't necessarily his views its just a case of copy and paste. Now as for the defence, what's wrong with it? Its a discussion forum after all. Seems a bit daft to just accept some things as fact when it is presented as such. But if you'd rather no one comments on any of them with anything but 'lol ~' then don't take part in a discussion thread. Its not like I came on and said 'U PRICK Y? U NO LIKE HIM?! is it. Just thought I would add my thoughts. Absolutely agree on some of the others from what I've seen though.

Thing is... those who aren't SHITARSE who manage to land in here will pretty much also be obvious that it wasn't them being crap that got them in, but that people with grudges put them in (Taking the one with Saraya on the "almost" list previously for example). As such, they wont need defending.The true shitarses are going to have people leaping to their defence almost religiously because, hey "they can't be crap because we know them and they're awesome!"

Well, if we're going with awesome intro tunes...

 

Crystal Maze Theme

Anyone who doesn't remember this theme missed out on one of the best (If as close to set up as they could be) gameshows ever.

 

Still love this theme even today, and why aren't they still showing this show? It beats the hell out of the bollocks the kids are watching today.

 

Mysterious Cities Of Gold

This on the other hand I always found total crap, however I never switched off until after the theme tune, because the music was great.

 

Naruto Series 1 Theme

I'm still loving this show, unfortunately the intros turned to shit after series 2, but this is a great bit of music.

 

Naruto Series 2 Theme

Ditto for this one!

 

Sharkey & George Theme

Only flaw with this show is I always wound up watching it just before school, which meant I always wound up associating the thing with school itself.

 

Night Court Intro

Still classed in my top 5 comedies of all time, for those who haven't seen it... see if you recognise John Larroquette and Richard Moll, they've been in a fair few shows and movies over the years.

 

and to finish it off

Would that be a "with bra" and "without bra" pics? :pFeel free to send them direct if ya shy, lol.

If ya gonna talk about your breasts, at least let us see what the discussion is about .

When my sister was pregnant, i used to have to push her up hills.

What, like lay her on her side and start rolling? Surely that can't be safe!Or was it purely because you wanted to roll her down the other side after?

Hender... 2 things...

 

1 - There's an Off Topic Youtube thread elsewhere...

 

2 -

Fuck the baby!

Dirty bastard!

I almost thought they were clips of a boss in the new Silent Hill game