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JohnnyChimpo

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  1. A couple of quick questions cause I havn't been paying attention too much lately;

     

    On Raw; In kayfabe terms, are Santino and Beth meant to be a couple? Or are they only a couple in Santino's eyes and she sees him as a pain in the arse?

     

    On Smackdown; Where is Edge? I assumed that he was going to be off tv for a few weeks selling being sent to hell at Summerslam, but he still isnt back yet. So, whats the story with him? Is he injured? When is he due to return?

  2. I'm under the impression that alot of parents think that as theyre on holiday they can get away with god awful parenting and see it allmost as the holiday destinations problem.Also, some of them look like their hoidays are being ruined by their own kids. If having a holiday with your partner and resting etc is that important to them, why bring them in the first place? if they were that desperate to get away from them surley they could have found someone to look after them for a few days. If not, you should just suck it up and make the best of it right?

    Yeah, or you could just do what the McCann's did.
  3. No, but I'm 5'2" and petite, putting me up against an 18 stone, 6' bloke wouldn't be a believable match would it? Booking has to make sense. I would have thought people on here would realise that.

    Arent there other females on the roster? Why not fight one of them instead of an 18 stone 6' bloke?
  4. Yes I am on the roster, but I haven't wrestled for PTW as yet.

    Is that because of your not very good and arent properly trained? Just curious.
    Its simply because there hasn't been a suitable opponent as yet. But I am scheduled to wrestle at the next show on the 31st.
    Suitable opponent? Are you so special that it requires a sepcific type of opponent for you to showcase your talents properly?
    Well she did spend 52 weekends in a row being trained by Jake Roberts. Man, they must have been some benders.
  5. Agreed, he's genuinely pissed off about being up for Dolt of the Year, and frank gets my nomination, the hilarious Jodie Marsh marriage application was brilliant.

    I actually searched for that last night by coincidence. Genuine laugh out loud stuff. Here it is for anyone who missed it. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, frank in his element...............

    No reply yet. She probably thought was mine was some sort of joke angry.gif angry.gif

    Q1: What do you do for a living and do you enjoy it?I travel the world. By world, I mainly mean Northampton and the surrounding areas, but it's still the world. I enjoy it sometimes.Q2: What was your longest previous relationship and why did it finish?It was 9 years, we broke up 30 minutes ago in awful fashion (I was in an orange tracksuit, green trilby, medallions and slippers) for the opportunity to put my long finger into your ring. (I mean the offer of marrige). I'm faithful.Q3: Complete this sentence: I want my relationship with my future wife to be...ended with a messy blood bath. Only kidding, I'll just slip her some poison.Q4: Tell me about the best sex you ever had! Where & when?1993, Uncles house. I'll say no more.Q5: Is money important to you?It's up there.Q6: What do you like about me? (I know, you haven't even met me yet!)I like that, according to wikipedia, in your autobiography you wrote about an earlier experience, where you spent five hours having sex with a group of four men, a sheep, and another woman in a barn.Q7: Describe a great date you might take me on.Similar to the above I'd imagine, maybe a trip to Happy Chef afterwards. You're paying.Q8: Do you want children?How much?Q9: Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?Having sex with a group of four men, a sheep, and another woman in a barn.Q10: What are your 3 must do things in your life?1. I supposed immeditely would take my dinner plate downstairs, then take a slash.2. Have sex with a group of four men, a sheep, and another woman in a barn.3. Get 3000 posts on UKFFQ11: Give 3 qualities that you think are good about you and 3 that are bad.GOOD = 1. I have all my teeth 2. I like ham 3. I can wee standing upBAD = 1. I poo standing up 2. I fancy Maude Flanders 3. I can't name a thirdQ12: Finally, why do you think you and I would make a good couple?I would tell you, but it's best you find out. OMG it's amazing. It's like that joke I heard the other day which is the best joke ever and like that secret on how to be rich which i know but i cant tell anybody till they have rampant bunnyhive sex with me.

    See, I was quite genius there cos the answer to question 12 will draw her in, she'll want to know so bad, I'll win~!
  6. A quick one - has The Hardy Boyz theme, the one Jeff is still using today, ever been put on to a WWE CD? I downloaded 7 WWE CD's last night looking for the theme, but its not there anywhere. At least not on the ones I got. Anybody able to point me in the right direction?

    Booyah.That's for calling me a big gay earlier...
    Cheers dude.
  7. I'm glad Zapp used a spellchecker for his rant this time round.And I love how he bitches about the mods, but he was the one who asked for his account to be disabled.

    Shut up freaky, you gay.
  8. Oh and good work (SiMania) picking out the pic of Steamboat tensing every muscle in his body for a WWF PROMO PHOTO!!

    In fairness - two of the pictures you posted for Jericho and Eddie were for WWE Promo Photo's too. Not that it makes your argument any less relevant, I just thought I would point it out.
  9. I cant believe there are people trying to argue against the fact that Vince likes to push the hell out of roided up monsters. People are picking 1 or 2 examples that go against the grain and think that means Vince only pushes regular guys. If people honestly cant see the difference between what Vince was pushin before the steroid trial, to what he was pushing during it, and what he went back to once the storm blew over, then Dirty Eddie - you might as well give up on this one.

  10. Why would he throw in the bit about her being into devil worship then? If he wasnt trying to shift the goalposts? Sure he said devil worship was part of her character, but that she was someone who gets into her character too much - believes her own publicity. Thats clearly implying that she was into devil worship outside of wrestling too.

  11. I'm guessing this is the first non-permanent thread to pass the 2,000 replies barrier.

    Nope. Various Divas Naked.
    That's a permanent thread though, constantly updated.
    Ok - sorry. I thought a permanent thread was something that was pinned. "My bad", as they say on the street!
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