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  1. The Rock promo where him and Randy Orton were in the ring and Rock was going on about 'My Dad kicking your Dad's ass' and 'I training to be a wrestler, you were playing with your dolls!' Then he was escorted out by 'umpa lumpa' security guards and ran into Hurricane/Rosey 'What do you mean your friend dont talk? Bet he can say "Supersize" though, fat son of a bitch!' and The Coach backstage. Brilliant stuff.HHH and Eugene in the bouncy castleThe Rock/Eugene promo where HHH is Eugene's fav wrestler.HHH talking to a plantJBL deporting Mexicans

  2. And the thing is with saying "only a 100 zombies in a 5 mile radius that would mean the zombies would be out numbered and the survivors could just shoot the shit out of them or beat the fuckout of them with your croebars or samurai swords" is that most people's first reaction would be to flee to the designated goverment safety places, most people would choose the run option than fight.

    Surley you would find enough people to willing to deal with the zombie threat in that kind of a situation. I mean if I woke up in the morning and a there were about 100 zombies in a 5 mile radius and they have say, killed my little brother, or my girlfriend or somebody I cared about. I wouldnt be too interested in going to a 'government designated safety area', I would find a band of people who had lost loved ones and werent prepared to loose any more and go attack the fuckin bastards!
    That may be the fact for you. But most people don't have the determination, nerves or bravery to fight off a large group of bloodthirsty zombies with only a crowbar or cricket bat. Most people will go by their instincts and run for their lives rather than risk their own lives and the lives of their families and fight off the zombies themselves.
    If there were only 100 in a five mile radius, then you could use guns. You say the main reason not to use guns is becasue the noise will attract more zombies from a distance. If there are only 100 in a five mile radius then you deal with the 100 zombies and the noise will draw more to you from distance. If they are slow and cumbersome like you stated earlier, the time it takes for the second batch to reach you, you will have had plenty of time to reload and re-stock your ammo and supplies.This way, the zombies come to you, at a slow pace and crawl to their deaths. You dont have to venture out into dangerous unchartered areas - they come to you. Then you burn th bodies!
  3. And the thing is with saying "only a 100 zombies in a 5 mile radius that would mean the zombies would be out numbered and the survivors could just shoot the shit out of them or beat the fuckout of them with your croebars or samurai swords" is that most people's first reaction would be to flee to the designated goverment safety places, most people would choose the run option than fight.

    Surley you would find enough people to willing to deal with the zombie threat in that kind of a situation. I mean if I woke up in the morning and a there were about 100 zombies in a 5 mile radius and they have say, killed my little brother, or my girlfriend or somebody I cared about. I wouldnt be too interested in going to a 'government designated safety area', I would find a band of people who had lost loved ones and werent prepared to loose any more and go attack the fuckin bastards!
  4. Actually myself and a friend of mine spent a whole weekend working out what we would do in a zombie situation. Even depending on the day. Baiscly there is an an old empty hopital near us with lots of open groudn around it. The plan basicly involves us getting our swords (we both own samurai swords) and getting out families etc to the hospital and locking ourselfs in. The roof has easy acess and we would be able to see them coming from a major distance.Basicly we would stay there and try not to venture into the towns. It's fun when you do formulate a plan like that, because it's actually harder than you may imagine.

    What would you do for food and water? Onec you get to the hospital and regroup your thoughts, what next?
    My girlfriend works in the 'New' parts of the hospital, there is plenty of food supplies to keep us going, plus beds and TV's/Radios. Hence we chose the hospital. So if there ever is a zombie crisis, you'll find myself at Milford Hospital.
    No I mean, what would you do in order to survive? Once the food and water have run out you'd be pretty fucked!I'm not getting thick with people and trying to find flaws in everything but everybodies plans seem to be real short term. Like, getting to a safe place is clearly the main priority. But what comes after that?Ok a plan like this might be ok for a Level 1 or Level 2 crisis, but if there were only a 100 zombies in a 5 mile radius that would mean the zombies would be out numbered and the survivors could just shoot the shit out of them or beat the fuckout of them with your croebars or samurai swords!What about a Level 4 crisis. What does your book tell you to do in the event that you wake up one morning and find that there is a Level 5 crisis in progress! What do you do then?
  5. Actually myself and a friend of mine spent a whole weekend working out what we would do in a zombie situation. Even depending on the day. Baiscly there is an an old empty hopital near us with lots of open groudn around it. The plan basicly involves us getting our swords (we both own samurai swords) and getting out families etc to the hospital and locking ourselfs in. The roof has easy acess and we would be able to see them coming from a major distance.Basicly we would stay there and try not to venture into the towns. It's fun when you do formulate a plan like that, because it's actually harder than you may imagine.

    What would you do for food and water? Onec you get to the hospital and regroup your thoughts, what next?
  6. Is that book any good? Sounds intresting and I've got nothing to read at the mo.

    Yeah the book is great, really interesting stuff which you wouldn't even think of doing but is extremely valuable.Anyone who thinks going to a shopping centre would be a good idea is wrong, in reality, the power would be cut off and you wouldn't be able to do anything so no Dawn Of The Dead rip-offs.And the answer "get a gun" is also a bad idea, firstly you would have to travel far to get one(high risk) and secondly you probably would be a crap shot, and the sound of gunfire would attract zombies from miles around.The best weapon to have would be either a crowbar or samurai sword. And I would simply hide in my house. Demolish the stairs, use the wood to block up the door and windows, fill up buckets and buckets with water before the water is eventually cut off. Have a bike upstairs for an emergency escape and I would occassionally sneak into other houses through the backdoors down my street to steal canned food.
    When you demolish the stairs and use the wood to block up the doors and windows how are you going to get back upstairs to hide? How exactly would you just sneak in and out of you neighbours houses to get food. Wouldnt there be zombies crawling all over them? And if there wasnt, why would you need to block up your own house?And even if your solution works, its not really a solution. What are you going to do when the water runs out? What are you going to do when you cant steal anymore tinned food from your neighbours?What happens in winter when you start to freeze your ass off? How would you actually survive? Your scenario is only good for holding out for a period of time, (and thats a best) not surviving! What would you actually do to survive and move past this situation?You say that a mall is a bad choice cause the electricty would get cut off. By who exactly?You need buckets of water stored before the water gets cut off. By who?You say a gun is a bad weapon casue you would have to travel a long distance to get one. How many people have a samurai sword in their sitting room?
  7. Man, Wrestlemania. Randy Orton hitting that RKO out of nowhere - its stuff like that that made me use Legend Killer as my user name! Ric Flair was fantastic! When he called The Rock a 'son of a bitch' I was marking! (But then, I mark for EVERYTHING that HHH and Evolution do!) The Evolution promo was brilliant. Ok, ok, so there were some drawbacks - but only a few. Cena and Show was a bit of a flop - I think the crowd involvement kept this one alive, the action was very poor - IMO.A lot of people complaining about the Raw Tag Titles! Ok, I agree, Lance Storm, Matt Hardy and Val Venis could have been in the bout, but man o man, what a performance form RVD. The Smackdown titles were the toilet break for me - but I was :angry: when I returned to find out that WGTT hadnt claimed the gold. Poor, poor Ultimo! Billy Kidman did really well in my opinion. (Other than the botched Shooting Star Press - take that Lesnar!)Y2J v Christian was everything I wanted and expected. A great match with a well executed heel turn. Didnt Trish look hot? She is a lot sexier as a bitch! I put money on Trish joining Christian - I rock! (And i'm slightly richer now!)The evening gown thing - kinda makes you embarassed to be watching - kinda entertaining too though! I mean, like somebody said earlier - If I want to see girls in the underwear rolling around, then I'll get some porn. But still, its Stacy!The Undertaker thing didnt really bother me - cause in my opinion he was going to suck either way! I am a little frustrated though, seeing as ALL the video footage airing on Raw was soley of The Deadman Taker. I mean, they could have showed flashes of both versions if they were just going to fuse them together. A tad misleading, but like I said, it didnt really bother me!Oh my God, Molly is bald! Mackem Man, I'm sorry!Kurt Angle v Eddie was great. i loved it when Eddie loosened his boot. Then Angle stared at Eddie and Eddie said 'Oh shit essa' - Real latino Heat moment. would have like to see a few more nearfalls! But hey, I'm very grateful!I stood up and started clapping when Vince made his entrance! (Yes, I'm a mark! :thumbsup: )Brock and Goldberg. I always knew Austin would be going over in the end. I expected/hoped for a few more power moves and to be honest, the way the match was layed out, Brock never looked like a credible opponent. Was it just me or did Brock not look like winning at any point? Plus his 'Up Yours' to the fans looked very real and heart felt. I felt sorry for the guy in a way. He looked very emotional out there. And then the main event. My Hero. My God. My HHH. Defeated. Tapped Out. Lets just say, Benoit and Eddie werent the only ones crying at the final bell! I must have been the only person in the world screaming for HHH to reach out and grab the ropes.(He could have reached them with his legs!)So Hunter tapped out on the biggest PPV ever! His backstage politics really came out there didnt they!The main event was superb. And HHH was the 'glue' that held the action together. HHH - you are the man. Long live HHH!

  8. Things you have to consider though is, a lot of you are just going to people like AJ styles, Jody Fleisch, Jonny Storm, etc etc. But to be honest all they would probably do is go for the high impact sex straight away, there would be no meaning or reasoning behind it. I can imagine AJ styles just going straight in with blow job, hand job, anal sex, blow job etc, and although it would be good there would be no emotional involvement and lasting effect.Some one like Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard would be passionate, kiss you and whisper into your ear, building up to the eventual climax. Or Shawn Micheals would mix the old school build up with a kick arse deep throat.Think about it.

    Best...post...ever
    Agree with Terje - Best Post Ever! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
  9. And Triple H v Angle was better than nearly any Rock feud/storyline!

    Nah. They butchered that storyline towards the end.[
    Ok, they killed the ending, but the story was STILL better then any Rock one.

    and main evented more than Rocky

    Wrong. In 2000 they both main evented the same number of PPVs, and probably about the same amount of TV shows.
    Yeah but what I was trying to say - if you put in the rest of the quote - was HHH's matches were more hyped and were the 'real' main events. ie. Last Man Standing at was the main match on the card Fully Loaded. As was HHH/Angle at Unforgiven but the WWF title went on last.(as it shoud) What I am saying is, in 2000, HHH was consistantly in better feuds than The Rock - regardless of who had the title.
  10. Did Triple H not make the top 100?Is the list is any particular order? Its just, The Rock is up in 16th place and people like Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels are in 25th and 47th place!

    Who??
    Storm, dont start! :angry: i know you used to be a huge HHH fan! :omg::omg::omg: Personally, I dont think The Rock should be as high up on the list as 16th. I mean, I like The Rock and all, but Bret Hart was MUCH better. I know The Rock was/is a draw, but come on, on the top 100 list - Bret over Rock any day.
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