JohnnyChimpo

Can you guys help me out with finding the name to a movie. I've never seen it, so i cant even really describe it properly. I know it came out in the cinema this year, and the premise is one of those types; a group of people/strangers are trapped in a building (I think its warehouse/industrial unit/storage unit) and are being terrorised by some monster. Or something? Just trying to get together some "bad" movies for the Christmas viewing with Mrs Chimpo, and that one got my attention when the trailers were out earlier in the year.

They get paid danger money like prostitutes because when your in either of those lines of work your chance at a happy ending is very remote

Well if you're a prozzie, i'd imagine that you see quite a lot of happy endings every time you go to work.

How open are the mods, and the rest of the board, to the possibility of revamping the current UKFF logo?

No, that was a documentary style (possible mock-umentary) program where some guy just travelled around visiting brothels, porn sets and the like, right? The show I’m thinking of would be more at the 15 year end of my “10-15 year” timeline. I’m thinking around 96-99 time. It was a scripted show, with characters and story lines. I’m not really sure if the characters and stories were individually contained stories where you got a new one each week with new, never seen before/never seen again characters, or if it was a series where they had reoccurring character and a general story arch. It was hard to know this kind of thing, cause being about 12-15 at the time, i wasn’t able to follow the show religiously or anything, and when i did get to watch it, it was normally with the sound turned down!

EDIT: That was obviously aimed at TripleA.

Pitcos, you could be onto a winner there.

Second EDIT:

Yep, Pitcos thats the one. I just need to find the episode I think I had my first wank too, so I can re-live my youth.

Anyone remember a program that used to be on about (omg has it been that long) 10-15 years ago on Bravo; it was basically a soft core porno tv series that *I think* centered around a bordello where each week there would be new soft core sexual adventures? Its a bit of a vague description of it I know, but I was nostalgically thinking about it the other day, and was hoping to find somewhere to either stream or download an episode or two.

Safari gets all the chicks.

Ah yes, smp, that was the other snow scene I was thinking of. Thank you to both you and Loki.

Last night I had a bond double bill of From Russia with Love and The Spy Who Loved Me. Both excellent editions of the Bond series. The Spy Who Loved Me raised a question for me though; how many Bond films have had an action/chase sequence involving Bond skiing down a mountain? There was The Spy Who Loved Me, A View To a Kill and at least 1 Bronsan film (I

Yes. Right behind the driver, immediately left of his head there is a dark, mysterious face, with eerie lighting up eyes and eveything.

Looks like a man in the far back seat wearing a pair of glasses to me.

Yes. Right behind the driver, immediately left of his head there is a dark, mysterious face, with eerie lighting up eyes and eveything.

Good grief, no one put down Moonraker as THE worst Bond of all time? It quite clearly is.

It's not, though. Has everyone been zapped with the Men In Black thing and forgotten Never Say Never Again? Fuck's sake.

Dalton is criminally underrated. License to Kill is a terrific movie. I like Roger Moore, but I think he was just too old by the time A View to a Kill came around. Him looking so accent at times if what stops View to a Kill being my favorite Bond movie. It near flawless except for Moore looking like a pensioner. If Dalton had been given the role of Bond 1 movie earlier, he would have done

I know opinion tends to be divided on here, but even as a fan, I've been blown away by the latest series of South Park. Cash 4 Gold looked like one of those episodes that would steal the season early, but then the following episodes carried that on in glorious fashion. The MEME and Butterballs ones were instant classics, and then they did it again with the fucking fantastic (and perfectly observed) Ziplining ep.

 

One criticism of the show I'll often agree with is the consistency, but even with weaker episodes I think it's often in a class of its own. If they keep the quality rate up through the second half of the season, it's on for one of the best runs for the show ever. Also, fuck The Simpsons. It's been a dead duck for so many years now, whilst South Park still takes chances and doesn't splutter along, and as it will run at least till 2016, will be coming up on 20 years for what some people still think is just a sweary late nighter. The Seth shows don't get fucking near it most of the time, and no others have anywhere near the tenure Matt and Trey now have. South Park is king.

Indeed. South Park, for me, is easily the best show ever on TV. Even the poor episodes are only poor by South Park standards. A bad South Park episode would still piss all over a good Family Guy episode IMO. I do like American Dad, but Family Guy has really gone to the dogs for the last 5 or 6 seasons.

You're also right about The Simpsons, dead duck. Its been a dead duck for years. And who watches a dead duck? Nobody. Not even its mother. She just flies away looking sad.

Went to see Cabin in the Woods the other night based completely on the strength of the recommendations of certain posters in this thread. Knew fuck all about it before going in. Thought it was wildly entertaining, but nothing revolutionary or all that ground breaking. Its definitely an enjoyable movie, but one I dont think I'd bother sitting through again. Having said that, I have recommended it on to other people. Also, its not that hard to see how the story was going to progress, I made a pretty accurate call on it about half way through.

EDIT: Cabin in the Woods is the thing that Joss Whedon has done that I like.

However, the main thing I wanted to talk about from my visit to the cinema was that I seen the trailer for Prometheus and it made me super excited. How is everyone else feeling about this movie? Looking forward to it? Think it will be a disaster? What?

Here's a harder one, name a bad Cena match. Saying anyone can have a good match with the likes of Edge, Triple H and CM Punk is bollocks too, there is no realistic way he would be able to have good matches week in and week out purely on the strength of his opponants.

That wasn

His wrestling skills are even more limited than Hogan on a bad day

 

He has had some of the best matches in the last few years against the likes of Edge, Punk, Michaels, Triple H, Umaga and probably a fair few more

 

I

But she IS back, isn

After not giving her a second thought for about 3 years, I googled Julia Bond recently.

 

What the hell has she done to herself?!

 

Certainly not going to find favour with a lot of guys, that's for sure, but looking past the ink I think she looks as good as ever. She's one of the best performers around as well, I reckon.

I'm not normally one who goes for heavily tattoo'd girls, but in Julia's case, I think they quite suit her. I reckon she can pull it off (oo-er) pretty well. And yeah, she is on the best performers in the business. Is she another who has recently come out of retirement or something Gladders? Seems she vanished for a bit there, and now is back doing regular updates and what not.

The clue is in Nina Hartley having been at it since 1982, whilst Eva Angelina seems to be out of the business already, unless I'm very mistaken.

Yeah, your mistaken. As Gladstone says, she has come out of retirement a couple of times now.

Of course, I don't know for sure but it's the general opinion that's around coupled with two retirements before the age of 27

Yeah, thats fair enough. I was just hoping for a bit of juicy insider gossip on it, is all. Loads of girls retire at a early age though, don

Gotta have enough money to live on though? I feel like most porn starlets get back in the biz when the funds run out, rather than their LOVE OF THE SPORT.

 

You can tell who enjoys it. Nina Hartley loves it. She could have retired a decade ago, from what I've heard, as she's reported to be loaded, but she's as busy as ever.

 

Eva Angelina - not so much.

What makes you say Eva Angelina doesnt enjoy it? Not that I'm doubting you mind, I'm sure your telling the truth, I just want to know more.

PM Gladstone for the details.

Was Becky ever supposed to be likeable? Genuine question.

Yeah, I think so. They tried to play her character pretty grey though, cause she was always doing something pretty horrible or scum baggy. She was meant to be this hard done by, down and out kid from the street with a bad upbringing/life/backstory who was rough and ready with cold exterior, who would do anything for survival, but has a heart of gold somewhere in her life battered frame, as shown when they paired her with little Maxie. I think.

The fact that she was feuding with mega heel Tracey Barlow, and got a happy ending when leaving the show would suggest that she was meant to be the face of that particular rivalry. Baddies in soaps don’t get happy endings when they are leaving the show.

EDIT: Also, why did you ask a question and then put “genuine question” after it? Its a real pet peeve of mine, and I can never understand why people do it. Do you ask a lot of question that aren’t genuine, and therefore need to point out one that you actually do want an answer to?

Ah, i assumed it was an Off Topic discussion. Sure everyone knows gays and wrestling don

Has the thread been removed now?

I might do the top songs ting, just I'm a lot busier these days than I was this time last year, plus I only really log in here out of habit. If it does happen, it'll probably be a top 30 and slowly drip-fed.........with downloadable links.

Ah, thats pretty cool of you. Thanks.