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Astro Hollywood

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    Marvel can only get away with that once before completely losing the audience's trust; knowingly filling the shows with little teases about stuff that ends up not happening at all, just to generate discussion.

    Take away all the speculation about merging with the Fox Multiverse, appearances from Reed Richards or Mephisto, and interviews with the cast where they're teasing a mind-blowing cameo (bigger than the one in the Mandalorian finale) that would have to be Magneto or something equally shocking, and that's most of the Wandavision conversation gone. I didn't hate it, it was servicable, mostly because of the short length, but I wasn't super into the show until Evan Peters showed up, because it seemed like they were going somewhere really interesting. Nope, just a dick joke. What the fuck were they thinking?

     

    Wandavision discussion obviously ^

  2. At any mention of Dynamite Kid's name, my mum still brings up that bit in SummerSlam 88 when, laying exhausted on the mat from a 20 minute match against the Rougeaus, he immediately jumps up looking furious ("WOT?!") when it's announced as a time limit draw.

  3. He's obviously lashing out, like he has been in videos like this for years, so who knows if he's actually been kicked off? I'd assume it's more 'kicked off set' than removed and cut from the film. Jackass 3 was a dry set, because of Steve-O's issues, so if he missed or refused a test, I'd imagine it's in the contract that he has to be removed.

    He posted another update today about seeing a bi-polar specialist, and walking back the anger at the rest of the cast. At this point, it's hard to see him getting clean, sadly, unless he completely changes the way he's always lived. In that first video, he talks about the great friends he's made, but the rest of his Instagram's filled with these terrible, never-ending parties, where they're obviously all just leeching off him; big Celebrity house filled with skaters and people dozing in filth, music blaring, daring each other to eat stuff off the floor and nobody wearing a mask (he's a Covid denier), like it's still 1999, except Bam's now the age Phil was when he was beating on him in those first Jackass skits.

  4. 10 minutes ago, tiger_rick said:

    It's not that surprising is it? I think we're probably the last generation who grew up knowing people who lived through one or two World Wars. Military service is beyond heroic to those people and is ingrained in society.

    There was definitely way more of a swing towards that attitude after 911. Less so over here, but certainly in the US, where all that "thank you for your service!" bowing and scraping wasn't a thing until then, and soldiers had been viewed in more of a lunkheaded "here's what you sign up to when you drop out of school" way. I'm struggling to remember how it was in Britain pre-Sept 11th, but I'm sure the army obsessed people were more of a jokey archetype, like Gareth in The Office always going on about the TAs. It wasn't until the Wootton Bassett lot started getting in the news showing maximum respect to the Brave Coffins coming back from Afghanistan that Poppymania began, and you became a traitor to your country if you didn't consider the armed forces walking Gods keeping us smelly, cowardly civilians safe from foreigns.

  5. 52 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

    I bet some monster who did a SBTB book will take advantage of this  if not I’ll be disappointed. 

    I'll not actively court it, because I fear he'll haunt me (and it's as much as I deserve), but I have already seen a bump in sales.

    The sole thing that allowed me to financially survive the first couple of months of Lockdown 1 was the royalties for all the books about Derek Acorah being a mad old fraud I sold on the week that he died. I'm an actual ghoul.

  6. Absolutely dying at this video of your girlfriend's embarrassing incel younger brother who's got a sword on his bedroom wall Val Venis puffing out weed smoke with a Joker filter on his face and saying "taxation is theft" in a Joker voice.

     

  7. Rod Hull had one joke, but by Christ, he really perfected it. He must've got out of bed every morning like Mick Foley, as the bumps he took on those hard studio floors were insane. There was one on Bruce Forsyth's Big Night, a full front flip onto his back over a set of steps, where he was millimetres from breaking his neck.

  8. 8 minutes ago, garynysmon said:

    That was great @Astro Hollywood.

    I'm embarassed to say there was a period during my teens that I found Jim Davidson funny and even got one of his VHS standup tapes for Christmas. Fuck knows what I was thinking, horrendous.

    Don't feel too bad, I think there was some sort of national hypnosis going on. Prime time Saturday nights, and a Jim Davidson comedy snooker quiz ran for 222 episodes. Maybe they were putting something in the water.

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