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    this is the thread where people talk about poo isn't it?

     

     

    I hope so, I'd been getting some blood on the toilet paper and after having a doctor's fingers up there this morning she seems to think I've got a small hemorrhoid and wants me to drink laxatives and put a suppository up my bum. I'll report back. 

     

     

    In my mid-30s I started experiencing a similar thing; doc didn't want to check my insides, but turns out the blood vessels around the anus were randomly popping.  I tried to explain that I wasn't dropping massive payloads, & sometimes the delivery was rather ... light ... the odd pebble maybe ... I wasn't straining, or at least didn't feel like I was.

     

    The random popping of the bum-vessels was a too vigorous wiping method.  Even with soft balmed feather-feel crapper wrapper.  I started using baby wipes in the end, & not only did they work wonders, but the soothing dampness was very welcome after a curry.  And the moisturised wipes also fixed the bum-vessels.  These days I do a "wet 'n' dry" cleaning operation post-plop.

  2. Just as a side note here ... I heard an "expert" on US constitutional matters on the radio this morning ... and I quote: US Congress are the real power, & they can counter any EOs that the president has signed into existence.

     

    I think that Congress is not sitting at the moment, & no-one has recalled them to sit in light of the comings and goings of the administration staff in the White House.  So ... when Congress is back, & the reality of these EOs hits them properly, they could just rescind the ones they don't like.

     

    Unless Uncle Donald goes full despot.

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    Can someone help me here please ... ? The ring ropes changed colour for the cruiserweight matches & back again ... are they infused with some clever shit, or are they ACTUALLY changing the sets over during the vignettes?

    They tape over them.

     

     

    Fuck those ring boys are quick!  Fair do's ...

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    The first time I heard Dolph Ziggler introduced as being from Hollywood, Florida, I just assumed the announcer messed up.

     

     

    The greatest man of all time is from Hollywood, FL. Super Heel Billy Mitchell.

     

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    Nick Cave has let himself go a bit.

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    The first time I heard Dolph Ziggler introduced as being from Hollywood, Florida, I just assumed the announcer messed up.

     

     

    The Hard Rock Hotel there is spectacular; stayed there last year & was upgraded on arrival ... superb place to stay & play! :)

  6. First time I've watched RAW in a long time, & I cannot recall a Rusev promo ... but I'm aged, early on-set memory loss if coming & I'm a bit piddly when it's time to settle in.  Even with the Sky, I barely manage to catch it on repeat.  What can I say ... ??  I'm a lazy twunt that watches PPVs mostly.

  7. Picked up the Daniel Bryan DVD this morning from the Cash Converters near me (the YES YES YES 3 disc one), spotted it out the corner of my eye at the end of a shelf with a few other WWE discs that were marked at £1, there was no price on the outside slip cover so was expecting it to be in the £5-10 range, imagine my shock and delight then to see that it too was marked at £1. Took it over to the till along with another DVD (Blazin Saddles) thinking its probably a mistake, especially when the cashier goes and looks it up on Amazon after scanning it, but no it really was £1 which said cashier was non too pleased about judging by the snotty look he gave me as he bagged it up, the cunt

     

    Should have flipped him off, kick 'im in the darby & stunnered his ass for the disrespect.

  8. WAW TV Ep. 20

     

    Nicely packaged, engaging.  It's the first time I've given WAW TV a view, so I'm not used to the commentary team, but there's spirit in the 3-part dialogue.

     

    Team EWW were horrible bastards to Team WAW; brought a smile to my face.

     

    Erin Angel impressed, as she always does.

     

    I'll be watching more!

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    Now You See Me 2 ... a mind-bending romp.  Good fun! :)

     

    The wife saw Fantastic Beasts the other night while I was out playing darts, & she rated it.

     

    The "now you see me" movies, how good are they? I've been told if you're a fan of magic, it could possibly make you very angry and some of the stuff they do.

     

     

    I enjoyed the first one thoroughly on first view; it retained the "magic" on second & third viewings.  The sequel took me 2 attempts to get it, it was a touch confusing on first, slightly inebriated viewing.

     

    Worth 4-and-a-bit hours of your life to watch back to back.

  10. ... Donald Trump take office officially.

     

    Book open on the first assassination attempt.

     

    10/1 - today Friday  20 January 2017, between 11:30am & 11:55hrs EST (en route to the ceremony)

    Evens - today Friday  20 January 2017,between 12:00pm & 12:25pm EST

    2/1 - tomorrow (Saturday 21 January, between 00:01am & 23:59pm EST)

    5/1 - today Friday  20 January 2017,between 12:30pm & 23:59pm EST

    6/1 - anytime between 00:01am & 23:59pm EST on Sunday 22 January 2017

     

     

     

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    It was always the couple from Birmingham or some other land-locked county that won the sea-going speedboat.

    'member? They always won because the lad from Northampton in the sweater he wore the day they let him out of glasshouse had the yips because he'd used the wrong oil on his brass 'and! Eh? EH?!

     

     

    Do you want some CHEESE ON that, or maybe some kwesh?

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