mikehoncho

You can add Dani Behr to that late 90s hotties group. 

 

Then ... or now??

 

 

*shudder*

Jane Middlemiss?

 

An old FHM/Maxim fave, top TV totty of the late 1990s ... +1 for that one an' all!!

 

+1 for this naughty wee Scottish minx.    Crackin' in a police officers uniform; Kleenex & lube moments.

Sylver Logan Sharp, lead singer of Chic & also a backing singer for Kid Rock

 

 

This --> https://youtu.be/AKVgDe3G15g?t=2m00s<-- has the lovely Sylver & Miss Wagner from above performing with Chic ... corkin'

Barbara Payton, also one of Kid Rock's past backing vocalists & a great artiste in her own right.

 

Jessie Wagner from US rock outfit Envy, & she's also in disco troupe Chic PLUS has been one of Kid Rock's backing singers.

 

 

I'm not the only one that wants Kirsty Allsop to do filthy things to them, am I?

 

 

Massive feet though

 

 

Buy her big shoes then ... 

 

I was watching 'Britain's Lost Masterpieces' on BBC4 tonight and while learning about 17th century Flemish art, fell madly in love with Jacky Klein...

 

 

Was she in the Patrick Swayze classic Road House?!

https://goo.gl/images/eL9Z68

 

Iain Lee's producer Katherine Boyle. Hubba

 

Got the "Danni Minogue" about her ... less toothy though.

Not exactly non-commercial though. She was part of the Hollyoaks FHM shoots!

 

Not a classic beauty either ... mucky Northern lass ... she'll do for me.

Natalie Casey.  Very much a YES! from me.

 

... so let's see how I cock this all up.

 

Whisky + mobile phone + nakedness + horny = cock-up

 

 

 

It should be entrenched in British law!

Staying with toilets and work...

 

I've walked into the cubicles at my work, and on more than one occasion, the same man is just sat there taking a dump......with the door unlocked. At first I thought it was a mistake on his part, its easy enough to not see the door has locked etc. But second time around, and it was the same guy again, I'm thinking "what the hell man?". the worst part is, he leaves the door slightly ajar as well, so you think its empty (with the lock colour thing showing green as well), so you push the door and it either hits the poort blokes legs or swings open to reveal him in his de-pantsed glory looking like a deer in the headlights.

 

Each time, he make the internationally approved noise of doing somthing wrong, ("OOOOOHP"),And then just kind of stares at you like its your fault. Its not cool.

 

Said bloke is also a massive numpty when it comes to work, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

 

He wants you ...

Charlotte Newhouse

Anyone mentioned the delightful Kerry Howard?

 

Mr two divorces here!

 

Emotional distress is impossible to prove or disprove. Be warned though, courts tend to rule in favour of the primary care giver and in the society we live in, that's overwhelmingly the woman. Best thing you can do is try and be civil about it and never try to score points. Keep a diary of events should you think she is trying to score points. Last thing you want is to have to communicate via solicitors.

 

Some brilliantly sound advice here; I'm the same as Houchen, but both previous didn't produce progeny.

 

If it comes to solicitors being the only course of communication, then it'll get VERY expensive.

 

Have been prescribed some Oxycodone (for 'breakout pain') and antibiotics, but hadn't needed the Oxy. However, that didn't stop me accidentally taking it, and then wondering why my head is spinning and I feel like I'm going to faint. I don't think it agrees with me.

 

Strong as fuck that. Amazing a doctor here has prescribed it. Normally you're either getting the Tramadol 50mg or Co-Codamols 30mg. Co-Codamols are great for dental pain. Probably the highest they'll go around here.

 

 

I've had my battle with Tramadol ... Jesus, it's a bitch to come off.    Doctors aren't prescribing co-codamol around here anymore, for some reason.  I'm on straight codeine 30mg these days.

Love an old school bush from time to time though. I'd munch her carpet.

 

Delightful to look at (sic?!), wonderful to behold (sic>!) ... if you touch it & break it, consider your soul!!

Eden Sher from The Middle.

 

 

Where the fuck did they come from??

 

Never mind "those", she needs a fuckin' shave!  If she's lax with the top lip, imagine the mess in her knickers.

Wrestling related of course.

 

I'll start.

 

IJW'd ... some 'classic' WoS shows which mainly featured Big Daddy.  I'm of an age where I thought, "this will be great nostalgia!" but alas I'm utterly pissed off.  One, I've used a chunk of 'download allowance' & two, big Shirl was fucking wank (as Daddy).  I've seen footage of his Battling Guardsman gimmick, & to be fair he was reasonable then ... 

 

Call me a sucker for nostalgia, but Christ on a bike Daddy was the drizzling shits.  I didn't know it at the time, of course, but I'm gutted I have this now on disk.

 

Your turn.

 

Arthur has an ulterior motive, doesn't he. Are they connected to your show by any chance? The on one the right looks like Daisy Rock.

 

Nope, just friends of mine & the fact that they're in a great metal band.  The "new" bassist (not new now mind) is also a honey ... Becky Baldwin ... http://www.beckybaldwinbass.com/

 

For info, CJ (left) has retired from the band & I now own her gigged Jackson (autographed, of course) & it's on the Triaxis Wall in The Bunker.  Krissie (right) is retiring soon, & has her swan-song soon ... in Cardiff ... www.triaxis.info ...

 

I repeat, I'm NOTHING to do with the band, just a fan & friend since they started!!

 

 

https://youtu.be/FF7vTlxhTJ8 - is this them?

Behnaz Akhgar who presents the weather on Wales Today. She has curves in places I could only imagine....

 

 

 

Munter par excellence!  Her legs are all out of whack with her frame ... utter utter shite.

I just had to stop reading Branquey's story halfway through to take a few deep breaths and regain my composure as I was on the verge of bursting into an embarrassingly loud fit of giggles in our very busy but silent office.

 

I've read that AND all the after-shocks from other UKFFers, thankfully in the comfort of my own office which is somewhat of a goldfish bowl, so I can be seen in fits of laughter, tears rolling down my cheeks (face!), but not heard.  The state of me at the moment, people are possibly thinking I'm having a heart attack/stroke/spacker episode.

 

On a slightly related story, a brand new school in west Wales has unisex shithouses ... like Ally Mc-fuckin'-Beal for teens ... I'm just waiting to hear the stories of frantic frottaging at lunchtime, 'cos it's gonna happen.

 

Final bit of anecdotal loveliness ... I did a good deed yesterday & picked up a lady hitchiker along with her 5-year-old daughter ... they only wanted to go 6 miles along the main road & 2 miles up (& I mean UP!) a country track.  Made me feel proper self-righteous that did.

Asuka in a classic "Up The Arse Corner" shot ... she's a stunner.

 

And referencing the Bull Nakano "now" shots ... classic Japanese beauty.