Lenin

Paige Delight, Glasgow's finest, was getting nailed in the Bishopbriggs Morison's carpark 2 years ago. Guy filming it on a handheld. Before midday too!

Yeah trying and failing. That's me for a while anyways you'll be glad to hear.

I still can't pealieve folk have been challenged to a square go.

With the shows theme song by The Fug-peas.

Special guest referee Abdullah the Baker.

 

How will you pay a solicitor or will you be trying to get one on a no win - no peas basis.

 

I am actually crying with laughter typing this...what a wonderful post in a truly wonderful thread. Made my day.

Just realised that Bray Wyatt looks like (the late) Dave Williams from Drowning Pool.

Also, the crowd reactions during the Summer of Punk are spine tingling. Just watched the MITB and Summerslam matches and it made me realise how distinctly average the current roster is, JC and Brock aside.

Looks like a younger Gareth Gates at the back right there. Is he doing the half time entertainment? Quite nice for the patrons to tuck into their spag bol to a stuttering soundtrack.

I think Hilary will be the new president.

Do we get a full refund on our free entry if Bossman doesn't win the UKFF Rumble? And are the pies listed with the appropriate allergy warnings?

Random thought following some YouTube viewing - Was Vince the worst at taking the Stunner? Always seems to collapse like a bag of mince.

Benoit v Angle v Jericho in the Euro/Intercontinental days were the holy grail for me. Most of their matches were incredible and one of the reasons today's flagship product doesn't do it for me. I watched the one where Jericho literally goes blue in the crossface yesterday. Great match and by no means the best.

His original music was tremendous. Hard to believe the gimmick that got over so quickly evolved into what he is now. I'm a fan, just think it is like watching two different people now.

That barnet is almost HBK levels of bad. Have we had a 'Bad Barnets of Wrestling thread' on the UKFF before?

Saul Hayman can't half cut a promo!

Without Zev they've sort of forgotten about him. His patriot gimmick was cracking. Really wanted him to take the title from that bore Del Rio at 'Mania a few years ago.

The opening promos are just dreadful. Even if they started with a beatdown instead of having it at the end every week it might make it slightly less tedious. Ultimately their writers stuck, the formula sucks and the execution, save for Cena, Owens and occasionally Heyman, sucks also. Bad times.

I don't know what the context there is but I can't stop laughing.

Someone's had a blinder in the sign department!

My mate had his head in hands with emotion when Ziggler cashed in - people get caught in the moment. He hated Ziggler but when the count reached 3 his facial hard on was beamed to tens of millions of people around the world.

My favourite has to be Cena's rumble return. Everybody going absolutely wild before realising who it was and then starting to boo. Still the funniest one of all time.

True, but I was surprised he even managed that to be honest. Never really "got" the deal with Ziggler.

According to 411 Ziggler would find it "hard to walk away" from WWE. Not sure where he goes if he re-signs though. Without the Big Gold Belt he's unlikely to break the glass ceiling ever again.

TNA has turned into the Tiger Woods of wrestling. Painful to watch and leaves you feeling it would be better off gone. Except TNA has never been number one of course.