Lenin

Joint shower after I got back from golf. Better than nothing I guess.

Heating on today for the first time in months. Standing on the 10th tee today I not only had to put jumper on AND a wooly bunnett. Getting dark as I speak. That's us until March. Eugh.

Good luck with your stuff Sinner and Monkee, you will find someone I'm sure, as everyone else in here has said.

 

I'm going on a second date with the girl from last weekend. She's really nice and incredibly easy to talk with, which is excellent.I'm also unfortunately continuing to phone Gus met Sally girl and having long drunken conversations with her several times a week. I really need to stop that, it's not healthy and I know it isn't.

Cheers. Just had it out, managed to get her to confess what I'd read without revealing I'd read. Overreaction on my par it seems. I've been snapping about stuff and I didn't realise I had been (project at work putting me under strain) so she didn't want the hassle of throwing the baby bomb into the mix.

She isn't, and we're talking. Seems to crop up every so often. Phew!

True. She was all for it and last few months has done a 180 as evidenced by her horror that it was a possibility.

I don't mind my concern in early 30's is leaving it too long.

That's some start to the day. Obligatory post-coffee jobby and Sunday Supplement for me. Feel knackered and I've done very little.

Bit of a downer in here at the moment. I'm going to add to this by asking a question I think I know the answer to.

Was asked to look at one of her presentations, gave me the laptop on her way to the loo. Reading away and messenger is open.

It's her best friend. The one who ivr never got on with through 12 years of dating/marriage.

And the missus is going on about how she thought she was pregnant. News to me. 2 weeks late did several tests. Them I thought hang about not done it conventionally for a few weeks.

So two questions.

Is it normal for me to not be the first to now because women? And how do I know it's not someone else's juice got her panicking?

I've just had some absolute gutter muck and her 11 kids walk through 3 empty carriages to sit beside me. Out if sheer stubbornness I've refused to give and am now listening to Doreen effing and blinding about how her ex is a bawbag, prick and Wee tadgered arsehoke.

Good to see fans shop at the same denim store. 2 for 1 on dad jeans please.

Maybe it's just the case that 1) wrestling isn't as popular and 2) there's so many ways to view the product now traditional ratings won't (I don't think) account for online viewers etc.

Wow.

Good stuff. As much as I love my whisky, I do feel better after a few days off it.

Hopefully it goes well & continues being stress free and simple. It's something I would like to experience again at some point. Married for years and flings along the way, nothing is simple any more.

Well, I've got a date on Saturday. Is it a rebound, maybe. Do I actually like the girl, yes. Do I feel slightly better about myself than I have the last fortnight, definitely.

Apologies for my post above given your circumstances. Sounds horrendous but glad you're in a better place. What's your expectations going in?

Just ask her out you big fanny.

Late reading this but it's made me laugh/choke/fart all at once on the train. The fact everyone is now glaring at me makes it even funnier.

The simple things.

Rusev is more than likely missing the next 3 weeks of TV and the Raw PPV. He and Lana are on Honeymoon for the next 23 days, the PPV is in 18 days.

 

Rusev tweeted it earlier.

Could be a work? I know they're away but I'm expecting him to take Reigns out.

Second the Vince a like.

It's little things like that in his later years that Trips has excelled at. He's quit trying to be Ric Flair and the subtle story telling makes everything.

Interrupting Taker's return, look on his face when Sting was under the curtain. Brilliant.

In other news why can't hand dryers all operate the same blast cycle? I hate farting in the cubicle (why I don't know) so I try and sync it with the hand dryer if it's quiet. Taken me months to master the one at work. Today I was on a different floor, felt a wee pressure needing relieved and thought the dryer would be my saviour.

It's different to the one on my floor. School boy error. It's not automatic. I put my hands under it, released a thunderous fart as someone walked in and then waved my hands to start the dryer.

Awkward.

Nothing worse than the sweats, stomach doing knots, whipping the kegs down thinking you've made it as the burning flow starts into the pan. Sounds like I'm running a bath. Relief.

Only to look down and see the first few seconds worth of dross ended up on the floor. Amazing how a simple exhale can result in such a mess.

Thank God these days no one carpets their bathrooms.

He's more boring than beige trousers on an overcast day spent in suburbia.

I did enjoy his match vs Cena in the collapsed ring a few years ago. Only time I can really say that about his work.

Problem for me was his vignettes played constantly on SD! to canned heat so when he did debut the reaction was apathetic at best.

Wonder if his gimmick was what Eric Escobar should have been?

Still got time for Sheamus, him winning the title, albeit far too early, gave me hope Cena's time would be limited. After years of HHH/Cena it was cool to see a newbie "get a shot."

Dreadful in hindsight.

Woah there. Neither the Beverly Brothers nor Deuce & Domino were tripe. Who were Cade & Armstrong? If you mean Cade & Murdoch, then again you're massively wrong.

Deuce and Domino were poor on the mic, poor in their attempt at vignettes and in-ring were tremendously dull and lacking in charisma. They summed up the tag division of the time, totally bland and incapable of making folk care.

Beverley brothers didn't cut it either. As a 10 year old at the time they didn't have any redeeming qualities.

Aye Cade & Murdoch. Apologies, Cade & Armstrong is a shop.

There have been some terrible tag teams over the years hasn't there? Headbangers, Cade & Armstrong, Gymini, Deuce & Domino, Beverley Brothers. Tripe.

 

Bret Hart thinks Seth Rollins is pretty reckless... http://www.f4wonline.com/news/bret-hart-hopes-seth-rollins-will-improve-someone-gets-killed-219366

Does he make him wanna die?

 

I'll get my coat.

Got a chuckle here.

Strangely enough it's not always what it seems. A Glasgow dominatrix I once knew explained that with the advent of broadband requests for her to plop on folks faces went through the roof.

Never one to miss a money making opportunity she start "saving" suitably sized nuggets from each bowel movement and freezing them. On the day of one such appointment, it would be partially defrosted and then stuck back up her bum in preparation for the big moment.

Utterly bizarre. I always wondered if she'd been rumbled by an angry customer suspicious of the perfect jobby dropping out on queue. I only wonder that because if I need to use the loo after my wife I'm hit with THAT smell which tells you something truly, truly awful has happened here and I have to reconsider everything I know and think about her.