Sergio Mendacious

Bad doesn't really do justice...

"Love to be here at the..."

"WEIRD CHIPPY FORUM!!!"

My wife can't criticize, we met on another (infinitely worse) wrestling forum.

Here am I on my birthday, wearing a t-shirt of my cat.

It's a top ten sitcom for me, but I think it's got more cripplingly hilarious moments than any show. I wish I could go back and see Charlie and Frank pretending to be a rich texan and his chauffeur for the first time again.

I know this isn't a wanking thread, but Fred Willard had a great face.

16 hours ago, CharlesTuckerTheThird said:

Apologies, I thought the purpose of this thread was to post people who are "interesting looking or aesthetically pleasing to look at". I don't think Zendaya is beautiful, I think she is interesting to look at.

Stop digging.

My mama bought me a t-shirt off Ingoldmells Market because (I assume) I was a teenager who listened to teen music. Heavy metal t-shirt, but generic, with a lovely illustration of a bunch of demons in hell, crowded round the devil raping a woman in an altar. I’m guessing she just bought a random t-shirt. I hope so.

Ah, the Fieri shirt

I was in Gatlinburg TN last year (as mentioned in the Hot Sauce thread), saw some absolute pearlers in the shit t-shirt shops there.

5 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

4x Superbowl wins as well. Impressive.

He should try turning a doorknob

He’s all over this period of Anitta’s music, and he’s awful

Nancy Mace can endorse me any day

I feel the spelling for the "literally" that doesn't mean literally should be amended to "liderally," so it's easier to tell apart from the real meaning, and also makes people using it sound like Smashy and/or Nicey.

7 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

I'm not a big fan of sequels. I preferred Step Foot and the Hendersons.

I think Step Foot 2: The Streets would change your mind on sequels.

There was the Step Foot Wives, I think that's where it came from.

3 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I just assume these places are exactly like Del Boca Vista, please confirm.

As much as they can be, situated in suburban Notts. My parents must be unbearable to live with these days; my mum got into a feud with a woman because she brought popcorn to a platty jubes buffet, and my mum and dad played dual roles as the wicked queen/Snow White and the woodcutter/Prince Charming in the panto. It all sounds like a nightmare.

Talking about retiring, my mum is trying to get my dad (75 this year) back out to work so he's not around so much. 

Toney should be sent back to debtors prison for that. I haven’t watched much football in the past few years, I apologize if I’m wrong here.