Sergio Mendacious

D.C. La Rue's career was stopped dead by the death of disco, but this is a (strange) cracker.

Mrs. Mainwaring may be out there somewhere.

I watched episode 1 of the Ted TV show, and it's become an injoke around our house when we're bored:

"Want to watch Ted episode 2?"

I can never go back to Bruges, as I stole an aniseed ball from a sweet shop, and I've seen Les Mis.

Paul Cattermole from S Club's band, Skua. 

I've never been, but Sunshine Acid seems like a good shout.

Had a horrendous experience at work today — I've been suggesting for ages that we make a book series that we do more templated, ie laid out like a blank comic book, so that illustrators can draw to the space, and authors can to. Mentioned it to several people, had it parroted back today as someone elses' idea. Fummin'.

Haha, I only just saw that Joe Lean & the Jing Jang Jong were in the tags. I get irrationally (or rationally) furious just seeing the name.

I don't like the Snivelling Shits as a name, but that was the aim. 

2 minutes ago, Scott Malbranque said:

Immediately thought of our Loki when I heard this. 

An absolute genetic specimen and it always makes me so happy whenever he's on my screen. 

 

 

 

He had the knack of radiating self-confidence, at least in everything I saw him in.

I'm in a meeting, I had to go off camera, and make an excuse.

2 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

 

Absolute lifechanger, that song.

I'm pretty sure Argylle is going to be shit, but we have souvenir popcorn buckets and drink cups that, along with $7 cinema tickets, make going to the pictures very cheap, so popcorn for dinner with a shite movie it is on Friday. 

It's 2024, funny is out, engagement is in.

Doris D, best thing to ever come out of Skegness

RIP Cat off of Red Dwarf

2 hours ago, Snitsky's back acne said:

I've always thought 'Party Hard' by Andrew WK is a great All-Star Wrestling, full-on babyface 'get the crowd going' kind of track. 

Also, during my tenure training at FWA North East (RIP) in 2005 we were coming up with gimmicks and I thought of a 'fat stripper who thinks he's the sexiest man alive' gimmick. His entrance music would have been 'I Touch Myself' by the Divinyls. 

Male Stripper, by Man 2 Man would be good for this gimmick.

Bad doesn't really do justice...

"Love to be here at the..."

"WEIRD CHIPPY FORUM!!!"

My wife can't criticize, we met on another (infinitely worse) wrestling forum.

Here am I on my birthday, wearing a t-shirt of my cat.