Guy Bifkin

I love him. Went to see him earlier in the year and had a blast. He opened with a brilliant 15 minute routine about him trying to wank off to One Night In Chyna in his hotel room the night before.

 

Same here. His NFL fantasy was just as priceless.

Ah yes, I'd forgotten that! I was pretty inebriated by that point in the evening.

I love him. Went to see him earlier in the year and had a blast. He opened with a brilliant 15 minute routine about him trying to wank off to One Night In Chyna in his hotel room the night before.

Do 4 teams in your accumulator and then perm them in a series of trebles, giving yourself a means of recouping some cash or even making a small profit if one team lets you down.

The Dortmund and malaga game cost me last night it seems at the moment the big teams,

I have got another wager today and here is hoping I can collect this time.

is anyone else betting today ? if so on who

PSG only drew as well, they had all the big guns out too

I think if you are doing 8-9 teams in your accumulator someone will always let you down somewhere regardless of how nailed on it might seem. Better to aim lower in my opinion with 4 or 5 teams or do what Stylin and Profilin does with his fourfold/trebles combo.

Zaragoza @ 11/10Match BettingOpen

 

Zaragoza v Celta Vigo

This fucked me bigstyle last night. So much for Celta having lost all their away games.

Not much I fancy tonight Nico, this weather is also something of a leveller with the football. I'm thinking a draw at the Stadium of Light.

I've gone big on PSG at St Etienne @ 6/4 but my recent betting form has been disasterous.

I started on Dishonoured last night. It looks really nice and all and I

I'm thinking of unloading the wheelbarrow on United at Villa. Looking at Stan James and they're 8/15 and possibly better elsewhere. Huge odds I reckon. Villa have only beaten them once in 33 games and United are on fire.

I'm currently playing the Ballad of Gay Tony and I think it's the most fun I've had with a GTA game.

Just been reinstated and had my dismissal downgraded to a written warning. They cited the mitigation of other people breaking cash office proceedures as a direct result of what I had done as well as the stress I had been put under by the company. I go in tomorrow to be reintegrated back in to the work place however I fully intend to resign.

I

They are like a GCSE music project to soundtrack a cider advert gone wrong.

Wonderfully brutal review of Greg Wallace

I love that the new series of Dallas leapt straight into Bobby having cancer. No fucking around, launch straight into a life-threatening illness. He'll find a miracle cure by the end of the series I expect.

And the way JR instantly snapped out of his clinical depression at the merest whiff of a dastardly plan.

New Dallas is super fun!

Love me sum Deadwood. Dan Dority versus The Captain is the greatest fight in TV history.

I took my sister

Is it less shit or more shit than the English version?

Yeah, Susan George is clearly getting into it by the end. Does it still count as rape if she starts off objecting, but ends up loving it?

It's a veritable minefield.

Is it rape to have wanked off to that scene from The Accused? Cos if it is, lock me up and throw away the key!

Terrible on every level. They are doing a remake as well apparently.