ColinBollocks

Not sure if it counts in the traditional sense of idiocy, but I've now found myself at the adjacent desk to someone who chews with his mouth open. I want to punch babies.

I have a mate that does this. He fucking smacks too and eats like he hasn't had a meal in 6 months. It is fucking disgusting. Everytime he does it I feel like smacking him in the face.

Needless to say I never go out for something to eat with him.

Watching it just now.

While I think it is the right thing to have partys like the BNP on Question Time (Free speech being a big factor and the ability to educate those that think the BNP are in the right). But it sometimes feels like a massive set-up to bully Griffin (some say he deserves it). In saying that Griffin has hurt himself, as he's denying things he's said to his members.

Reading Bret Hart's book.

It's good, but I'm not liking it as much as Foley's and Jericho's book.

I quite like Alan Carr aswell. His stand-up is actually really good.

Granted almost every TV program he has appeared on he has been pretty bad.

Just one Scottish person in the list, doesn't that make us less twattish than our counterparts?

The fact you brought this up ruins it abit though mate.

If Hatton won instead of Mayweather would he have been called to do that angle with Big Show?

No. Hatton wasn't the draw Mayweather was and nobody would understand a fucking word Hatton said.

Actually you might be suprised by this. But WWE actually asked Hatton to appear at 'Mania along with Mayweather, Hatton turned it down. Also Hatton is a big draw in boxing, granted the past couple of years his reputation has taken a battering (literally).

There is still far more pleasure in a raping than a McIntyre gig. Really loathe the guy.

After seeing him for the first time on You Have Been Watching tonight, I think Jack Whitehall is fully deserving of his place on this list.

I agree also. He started out with a couple of decent lines but from there on in everything he said was painfully unfunny and it was met with silence - so it was worth it just to see him fall flat.

Not sure Brooker is a fan either. He seemed to get slightly more annoyed with him as the show got older. Although Brooker has an unwritten rule where he hates most young people.

Liam Gallagher recently declared that La Roux has 'man hands' and said Billy Joe Armstrong could 'fuck right off' because 'I don't like his head'.

 

Sorry, but I just can't hate this man.

I'm torn here, because Liam and Noel's bi-annual assaults on various artists are funnier because Oasis are so fucking irrelevant. If they were awesome, it wouldn't be half as fun, and they would be 100% cuntfaced.

 

I still remember a few years ago when they ripped into The Kaiser Cheifs, saying how shit they were, and how Ricky Wilson is a fat child of an excuse for a frontman. Wilson responded with words to the effect of "I'm just glad they know who we are, it's such an honour". That made Wilson a bigger fucking douche than both Gallaghers put together, in my eyes.

Not really now. Arctic Monkey's and all the other indy bands have all stated their love for Oasis. They're pretty relevant for the first time in nearly a decade.

 

It doesn't matter who likes them, I was more referring to the fact that they haven't wrote a new song since 1997.

I don't dispute that. But they're fairly 'hip' these days.

Liam Gallagher recently declared that La Roux has 'man hands' and said Billy Joe Armstrong could 'fuck right off' because 'I don't like his head'.

 

Sorry, but I just can't hate this man.

I'm torn here, because Liam and Noel's bi-annual assaults on various artists are funnier because Oasis are so fucking irrelevant. If they were awesome, it wouldn't be half as fun, and they would be 100% cuntfaced.

 

I still remember a few years ago when they ripped into The Kaiser Cheifs, saying how shit they were, and how Ricky Wilson is a fat child of an excuse for a frontman. Wilson responded with words to the effect of "I'm just glad they know who we are, it's such an honour". That made Wilson a bigger fucking douche than both Gallaghers put together, in my eyes.

Not really now. Arctic Monkey's and all the other indy bands have all stated their love for Oasis. They're pretty relevant for the first time in nearly a decade.

I personally like the Gallaghers. Yes, Liam can be abit of a twat. But I think alot of the time their cocky act and vocal assaults are very tongue-in-cheek.

Also, I still can't believe people don't 'get' that Morrissey isn't really that miserable. Alot of his songs are usually poking fun at that fact. It's just a finely tuned act. One that has delivered some incredible tunes.

The only thing I remember about his FSM appearance was him getting his dick out in a scene that screamed "Hey girls, I'm ugly. But I got a big dick!".

It's smacks of when Seth "It hurts to look at you" Rogan always gets the pretty girl in the film to tell him how attractive he is. Despite that not being the case.

Savage was a one off deal though. He's too original for anybody to compete with.

Italian actress and home wrecker Martina Stella...

Shawn Screwed Shawn: The Osaka Screwjob

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky_b-RLCWVY

That's brilliant.

I watched abotu half of it round a mates house. Good fun. They are selling it in HMV for

Granted he's not everybody's cup of tea, but I found the original Goldust gimmick to have a bundle of potential, but WWF just kept watering it down.

I found Goldust creepy but very interesting to listen too.

Also he always had awesome entrance music.