ColinBollocks

Any of you chaps know of any pages where I can get 90s WCW theme music?

Believe me, I'm not in Narnia, I'm a straight man...and happily so, but I would let Ryan Reynolds brick in my mouth.

Hannibal King, Deadpool, and the Green Lantern. What a man he is...

He also does unspeakable things to Scarlett Johansson inbetween all of that. Phwoar!

 

Mels latest rants are all over the net. Fucking Hell, he's got issues.

The tapes are fucking mental, its like a little kid not getting his way/Heath Ledgers Joker. The man has looked unwell for ages now.

His wife is clearly a complete cunt though, taping all of this then releasing it. I'd like to know what she said to him to wind him up before she recorder.

What ever happened to Larry Sweeney ? He seemed like a fella really headed in the right direction a few years ago?

 

Didn't he go Mental a year or so ago?

Oh yeah, forgot about him. Turns out he is bipolar, he stopped getting booked by ROH after a few incidents.

Meltz~ and Bryan`` keep talking about WWE once letting The Rock's contract expire. Can anyone shed some light on that for me?

In 2004, while Rock was inactive, WWE didn't even attempt to contact him when his contract was up for renewal to see if they wanted to keep him on a semi-active basis. Instead, nobody got in touch, it lapsed and he's only made the odd appearance since, though he's never again set foot in a WWE ring.

The idiots, think how better some of the last few Wrestlemania's would have been with a Hogan like returns for The Rock.

 

I don't think the issue of his contract lapsing prevented that from happening, its more he doesn't want to do it. he's making a good wedge from the shitty films he's making and not taking any bumps, can't blame him really. If he wanted to be involved again, he could walk back in any time and they'd build the show around him. He's still on good terms with wwe, hence the one off appearances, and I'm sure we'll see a cameo sooner or later.

He makes more doing one movie than he did at the peak of his/WWF-Es popularity. He's also a bigger star now (his movies are making $100M+). The Rock is also smart and realises he can keep WWE waiting until they offer him a deal so ridiculous that he will have no choice but to say yes.

The Rock truely is 'The Great One'. Hulk Hogan is skint and is as mobile as his WWF thumb figures and Steve Austin will forever be a wife beater.

I just finished watching the Brian Kendrick/Paul London one. It takes a while to get going but it's worth the wait. It's refreshing to hear what people really think about the higher-ups at WWE. The way they buried The Undertaker and Vince McMahon was both brave and stupid.

The Outsiders one is probably my favourite as you wanted it to go on another couple of disks. I'm still waiting for this Wolfpack special.

How did WWE explain Kane not having any burns on him after he took off his mask?

They said it was "psychological scarring". A lot of people shat on it but I loved it. Kane come across as even more of a nutter because he wore a mask for years even though he wasn't burnt.

I really hope the Tories don't get in. The MP that said he says the right things when he has time to read a script but when put on the spot doesn't have a clue, sums it up. The Tories will never change.

The best I can do is meeting John Collins when I was young at a fashion show my mum was doing with her Uni course. He came across like a cunt.

I also walked past Robin Ince when I was down the High Street. He was doing the whole "I'm on my mobile, so nobody bother me" thing. I wouldn't have anyway as I only know of him thanks to Ricky Gervais bullying him.

I walked past our current Scottish leader when I was in Edinburgh a few years ago. Who really wants to chat to a Scottish politician though?

Yeah, that's my brush with fame. Amazing!

Yes I've had the same thing. I've given up wanking pissed, not only because of the burning but also because it takes ages.

We need a doctor to explain why the burn happens.

Not sure if it counts in the traditional sense of idiocy, but I've now found myself at the adjacent desk to someone who chews with his mouth open. I want to punch babies.

I have a mate that does this. He fucking smacks too and eats like he hasn't had a meal in 6 months. It is fucking disgusting. Everytime he does it I feel like smacking him in the face.

Needless to say I never go out for something to eat with him.

Watching it just now.

While I think it is the right thing to have partys like the BNP on Question Time (Free speech being a big factor and the ability to educate those that think the BNP are in the right). But it sometimes feels like a massive set-up to bully Griffin (some say he deserves it). In saying that Griffin has hurt himself, as he's denying things he's said to his members.

Reading Bret Hart's book.

It's good, but I'm not liking it as much as Foley's and Jericho's book.

I quite like Alan Carr aswell. His stand-up is actually really good.

Granted almost every TV program he has appeared on he has been pretty bad.

Just one Scottish person in the list, doesn't that make us less twattish than our counterparts?

The fact you brought this up ruins it abit though mate.

If Hatton won instead of Mayweather would he have been called to do that angle with Big Show?

No. Hatton wasn't the draw Mayweather was and nobody would understand a fucking word Hatton said.

Actually you might be suprised by this. But WWE actually asked Hatton to appear at 'Mania along with Mayweather, Hatton turned it down. Also Hatton is a big draw in boxing, granted the past couple of years his reputation has taken a battering (literally).

There is still far more pleasure in a raping than a McIntyre gig. Really loathe the guy.

After seeing him for the first time on You Have Been Watching tonight, I think Jack Whitehall is fully deserving of his place on this list.

I agree also. He started out with a couple of decent lines but from there on in everything he said was painfully unfunny and it was met with silence - so it was worth it just to see him fall flat.

Not sure Brooker is a fan either. He seemed to get slightly more annoyed with him as the show got older. Although Brooker has an unwritten rule where he hates most young people.

Liam Gallagher recently declared that La Roux has 'man hands' and said Billy Joe Armstrong could 'fuck right off' because 'I don't like his head'.

 

Sorry, but I just can't hate this man.

I'm torn here, because Liam and Noel's bi-annual assaults on various artists are funnier because Oasis are so fucking irrelevant. If they were awesome, it wouldn't be half as fun, and they would be 100% cuntfaced.

 

I still remember a few years ago when they ripped into The Kaiser Cheifs, saying how shit they were, and how Ricky Wilson is a fat child of an excuse for a frontman. Wilson responded with words to the effect of "I'm just glad they know who we are, it's such an honour". That made Wilson a bigger fucking douche than both Gallaghers put together, in my eyes.

Not really now. Arctic Monkey's and all the other indy bands have all stated their love for Oasis. They're pretty relevant for the first time in nearly a decade.

 

It doesn't matter who likes them, I was more referring to the fact that they haven't wrote a new song since 1997.

I don't dispute that. But they're fairly 'hip' these days.

Liam Gallagher recently declared that La Roux has 'man hands' and said Billy Joe Armstrong could 'fuck right off' because 'I don't like his head'.

 

Sorry, but I just can't hate this man.

I'm torn here, because Liam and Noel's bi-annual assaults on various artists are funnier because Oasis are so fucking irrelevant. If they were awesome, it wouldn't be half as fun, and they would be 100% cuntfaced.

 

I still remember a few years ago when they ripped into The Kaiser Cheifs, saying how shit they were, and how Ricky Wilson is a fat child of an excuse for a frontman. Wilson responded with words to the effect of "I'm just glad they know who we are, it's such an honour". That made Wilson a bigger fucking douche than both Gallaghers put together, in my eyes.

Not really now. Arctic Monkey's and all the other indy bands have all stated their love for Oasis. They're pretty relevant for the first time in nearly a decade.

I personally like the Gallaghers. Yes, Liam can be abit of a twat. But I think alot of the time their cocky act and vocal assaults are very tongue-in-cheek.

Also, I still can't believe people don't 'get' that Morrissey isn't really that miserable. Alot of his songs are usually poking fun at that fact. It's just a finely tuned act. One that has delivered some incredible tunes.

The only thing I remember about his FSM appearance was him getting his dick out in a scene that screamed "Hey girls, I'm ugly. But I got a big dick!".

It's smacks of when Seth "It hurts to look at you" Rogan always gets the pretty girl in the film to tell him how attractive he is. Despite that not being the case.

Savage was a one off deal though. He's too original for anybody to compete with.

Italian actress and home wrecker Martina Stella...

Shawn Screwed Shawn: The Osaka Screwjob

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky_b-RLCWVY

That's brilliant.

I watched abotu half of it round a mates house. Good fun. They are selling it in HMV for