Paid Members Surf Digby Posted July 12, 2006 Paid Members Posted July 12, 2006 I'd have to question my taste in women if I ever slept with a girl who acted like Kerry Katona.I like Lamboughinis. I'd still travel in a Yugo if I needed to get somewhere that badly.
bobbins Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Id like to tie her naked to a rusty bed frame and cut her with razors until she cries.(and Id film the whole thing)She'd be crying before you even get the razors out. Cut her until she STOPS crying, then I'll buy a copy of the tape. Judging by the photo Si posted, she always had massive boobs for her frame. She's just eaten a few thousand pies (and cocks LOLZ) in the last few years. You just know they're all saggy and floppy now.
Sean David Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Here they are pre tit-job, NSFW Click to Show/Hide Looks like she's got one going to the shops and the other coming back with the change, but of course I'd hit it.
Patrick "Madman" Kelly Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Id fuck the arse off her then when I was done id taunt her with cutting remarks, belittle her then throw that bitch out of my house - go on....SCRAM !!
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted July 13, 2006 Paid Members Posted July 13, 2006 Id fuck the arse off her then when I was done id taunt her with cutting remarks, belittle her then throw that bitch out of my house - go on....SCRAM !!Patrick "madladies man" Kelly
freaky Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 youre telling me that you'd turn down a really fit model who a vast majority of people who have posted in this thread find attractive, because of stories youve read in the paper about her personal life?Wait, you're calling Kerry Katona a model?!And yes, I'd turn her down because she's just a generic blonde with fake jugs.Also to my knowledge and looking at pictures of a younger trish on her DVD it seems that she has had no plastic surgery at all Not even on her tits?I agree Lita isnt the most naturally beauiful girl Ive seen, but to call her vile is beyond me, anyway each to their own...That's right, each to their own. And Lita repulses me.Now leave it. Jesus, this is boring.
Patrick "Madman" Kelly Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Id fuck the arse off her then when I was done id taunt her with cutting remarks, belittle her then throw that bitch out of my house - go on....SCRAM !!Patrick "madladies man" KellyThats right, so with that been said if any of you poor fellows are struggling with the art of pulling ladies all you have to do is ask & ill be there to support you all the way. These hints & tips of how to treat a woman rright have served me well over the years & id be happy to pass my knowledge on to you. Im like the un PC version of Anthony Robbins when it comes to matters like these, oh yes.
pmy008 Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Here they are pre tit-job, NSFW Click to Show/Hide Looks like she's got one going to the shops and the other coming back with the change, but of course I'd hit it.Was that pic pre or post Kittens fame?
Daz06 Posted July 13, 2006 Author Posted July 13, 2006 Here they are pre tit-job, NSFW Click to Show/Hide Looks like she's got one going to the shops and the other coming back with the change, but of course I'd hit it.Was that pic pre or post Kittens fame?pre as I think theyre the reason she got into AK in the first place
The Dart Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 If she didn't talk, sing or try to act intelligent then definetly yes.As for a relationship or marriage, no way.
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted July 13, 2006 Paid Members Posted July 13, 2006 According to the gossip mags that litter the staff room, she's had a breast lift, not implants.
Daz06 Posted July 13, 2006 Author Posted July 13, 2006 According to the gossip mags that litter the staff room, she's had a breast lift, not implants.That would explain a lot
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