The King Of Swing Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 http://www.angrymob.uponnothing.co.uk/daily-mail-dictionary  Just felt like posting for a bit of fun.  Some personal favorites.  A-levels: a) Exams passed only by attractive 18 yr old girls. b) When those from the working-class or of a dusky complexion get three A grades in sciences & maths this proves the exams are useless and not worth the paper they're written on... however, when a minor member of the Royal Family gets two D's in Art History and Poetry this shows how incredibly clever the upper-classes are due to their superior genes.  Assault: carried out either by evil scum hoody youths, or by otherwise law abiding middle class people on evil scum hoody youths. In either case, the evil scum hoody youths get away with it.  British Telecom: Before 1997 this was a stunning British success story which showed how Queen Margaret's privatisation policies would lead to cutting-edge business practices and healthy profits for shareholders. Since 1997 they've ripped off the public and raked in huge profits whilst providing a terrible service.  Career woman: Bitter thirtysomething female who stole a job off a hardworking man thanks to Feminazi employment policies. All career women are unhappy because they have yet to reproduce and so spend their spare time experimenting with perversions such as Sex & the City DVDs and lesbianism. Due to rampant promiscuity most career women will be unable to have children - which serves them right.  Clinical Depression: a) Fake illness of choice for chavs when they claim sickness benefit. b) Imaginary complaint usually affecting career-women who simply can't do a man's job so pretend to be sick instead. c) Real illness affecting 80% of the downtrodden middle-classes who pay all the taxes in this nation yet get nothing back from the state.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted February 18, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 18, 2011 lol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members Psygnosis Posted February 18, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 18, 2011 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13...al-Journal.html  Living up north can give you cancer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courageous Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Things that give you cancer.... Â Â AGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-44...ast-cancer.html AIR POLLUTION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ild-cancer.html AIR TRAVEL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ancer-risk.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-...ent-fliers.html ALCOHOL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14...ancer-risk.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...s-wine-day.html ALLERGIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ancer-risk.html ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-55...-soy-sauce.html ARTIFICIAL LIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ancer-risk.html ASBESTOS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11...ung-cancer.html ASPIRIN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ancer-risk.html BABIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15...ast-cancer.html BABY BOTTLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...nfertility.html BABY FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ncer-alert.html BACON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ncers-grow.html BARBECUES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-32...ancer-risk.html BATH WATER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-43...ked-cancer.html BEEF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-39...ast-cancer.html BEER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ate-cancer.html BEING A BLACK PERSON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ate-cancer.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...hite-women.html BEING A WOMAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...en-smokers.html BEING A MAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ncer-women.html BEING A SKINNY GIRL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ast-cancer.html BEING SOUTHERN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ast-cancer.html BISCUITS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-...oods-avoid.html BLOW JOBS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...oat-cancer.html BRAS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-18...ra-bad-you.html BREAD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ancer-risk.html BREAST FEEDING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ast-cancer.html BREAST IMPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ncer-scare.html BROKEN HEARTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-45...arly-grave.html BUBBLE BATH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...-bath-safe.html BURGERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...es-burgers.html CAFFINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...babies-DNA.html CALCIUM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10...esearchers.html CANDLE-LIT DINNERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...l#ixzz0dufFps6a CANNED FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...s-tin-cans.html CARBOHYDRATES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ast-cancer.html CARS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...ild-cancer.html CEREAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...rite-foods.html CHEESE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10...ars-spread.html CHICKEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-42...rted-foods.html CHILDLESSNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnis...told-fault.html CHILDREN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-...-new-study.html CHILDREN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejeffjarrettone Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 You left out "Oxygen", "Starlight Express" and "Existing". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courageous Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 You left out "Starlight Express" Â Â No, you misread that article my friend - that is just a marxist homosexual conspiricy to introduce Sharia law into state schools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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