Quentin

Venables & Thompson take a two year old child, strike him in the head with a metal pipe, pour blue paint into his eye, insert a battery into his anus and leave his dead body to look like it was hit by a train. But according to some posters here that episode of events is nothing compared to Denise Fergus appearing on "This Morning".

Nit picking maybe but if you check a source that isn't a tabloid, that part isn't actually true.

Speaking of predictable headlines, when the John Terry story was on the front page of The Sun and I bet my manager that the three paragraphs under his picture would contain the words "love rat" and "romped".

I won the bet.

The Sun is also the only place you will ever see the word "Lag".

Anyway, on-topic... Yoghurt wins.

...when it had been going for a couple of hours which I assumed would be the duration of the Triple X lead. Anyway look. All Star are winning now! All is right with the world.

I'd say maybe five of those votes being myself, the other owner and a couple of the roster guys who are members. But then I'd imagine thats probably the same for a couple of other names up there.

What do you think happened here? I got 25 people to sign up just to vote? I'm as bemused as everyone else here to be honest. I was just planning on keeping my head down and hoping the polls were closed before anyone noticed who was winning.

Anyway, All Star is obviously going to win this.

Although natural order will be restored shortly, I would like to take a second to savour this moment where the vote stands at:

All Star 10

FWA 5

Triple X 11

Have you seen Ronin perform this year/ever?

- Tiger Kid (Triple-X Wrestling, IPW:UK)

You may have your Tiger Kids crossed here. The one in the skinny boy match has never worked for IPW and is a rookie from the midlands.

Predictably, IPW:UK.

WE CAN DO THAT???

Put me down for Triple X Wrestling!

Neither of which are ellegible...

Just posted this in the Jackson/BA thread on the on-topic forum but it should probably go in here too... Anyways!

I don't often watch ECW but I am right now and just want to know one thing...

Why the hell was there no commentary at all during the Kozlov/Zeke vs Dreamer/Goldust match?

I mean obviously it was a total pissbreak for the fans but I thought the commentators had to stick around at least!

Wierdest thing ever.

Tim Curry was awesome as Pennywise.

Did someone say Toy Story 3? I thought that wasn't happening because of Jim Varney being dead?

I would vote for Kerry Katona but I can't because:

a) In my view in order to be a celebrity you have to excell in a certain field and not be famous for being famous.

b) To place her on a list with mere twats would be an insult to the runners up as she is in a league all her own that extends beyond "twat"

c) This thread will get locked very shortly.

I met Bob Sapp last week when wandering around Tokyo one day. He was with a hot woman, and his kid (presumably). It was a case of literally just walking around a corner, then seeing Bob Sapp walk right past me. I was in two minds as to whether I should approach him or not, but decided Id never get the chance again. I walked up to him, said sorry for interupting him, and asked for a pic. He was great, shook my hand, smiled and said it wasnt a problem. He posed for a pic, then talked to a few other people and posed with them, the highlight being a pose he did when with a tiny Japanese girl. Wish I took a pic of that. He was wearing a T-Shirt, and was fucking HUGE. Great guy, though.

Post the pic!

I'm close friends with Louisa Lytton, Lady Sovereign, Hannah and Kara Tointon

Care to introduce me?

Matt Dawson - Annoying pain in the rear. Met him at a Golf Society day, and was one of the most obnoxious/big headed blokes I think I've actually met.

We saw him and Ian Botham at Malaga airport last year and he was nothing but nice. Let my mrs get a photo with him as well. Botham looked a bit miffed that she wasn't interested in talking to him though.

That's beautiful man.

That was the hardest decision I've had to make all day. I seem to have gone with the majority.

I can't vote for Mab on this any more. He should get some kind of liftime achievement award along with a special enforced sig to show it. He's in a class of his own.

What is the longest match, Bell to bell in history?

She had the baby Friday night i believe, everything is fine as far as i know. I was told the weight, but ive completely forgotten.

What's the deal with the whole baby weight thing anyway? Like why is it so relevant unless it's like incredibly massive or something?

Because it's just about the only piece of information everyone can relate to that expands on the subject of "I've just had a baby". Unless you live on a council estate in which case you also have the option of telling people what colour it is.

Fuck me, that made me choke. I love you.Weight is important though, based on it being under weight and needing special treatment.

She had the baby Friday night i believe, everything is fine as far as i know. I was told the weight, but ive completely forgotten.

And you all thought Ronin was bad...

Going out on a limb here but am I the only one getting bored of this "hilarious" type of thread? Haven't seen the majority of them so I can't comment on how appropriate they are to be listed on a subjective thread of this type. It just seems like it's a suitable excuse for a small number of people to be as abusive as they possibly can about people they don't like. Maybe it is just me then.

Brad Fusion made the list? Interesting since on another forum he took delight in (fellow forum member) Aphrodite making Moj's list and brought it to the attention of said forum in a thread titled "So wow, this is ackward". Highlights from his thoughts include

dont forget to thank moo who put the poll together and lets not forget ALL the people who decided to vote for you in this poll ahead of everyone else.And as for bringing it to the attention of the posters of here, why not? You go about practically advertising that you are the wrestler 'Aphrodite', im sure that if you were in the UKFF Top 50 you'd be on here proudly bragging about it, why cant you take the negative publicity?You can take all the stabs you want at me for posting this on here but heres a radical idea for you, why dont you work harder and not be in the Shitlist next year, enough people have seen you and obviously thought you were deserving of that place, yeah the paragraph they wrote about you was too far but end of the day lots of fans around the UK think you're shit, give them a reason not to have to in it next year.

trust me, the UK is overpopulated with wrestlers, sadly just not a good amount of decent ones.

Tell me something, how does it feel to fail so fukin hard at life???I AM a wrestler you cretin, look up Brad Fusion on google, i work practically every weekend, am workin twice tomorrow for W3L, GTFO

alot of wrestling fans in the UK have seen you and think youre shit, or lots of people inside the business hate you and choose to attack you via internet, not the best position for a wrestler to be in.