Quentin

These two gonks were having a internet war over it:

>Some fat guy<

 

I think plans were set in motion to stick the baby in a big suitcase and have them do a Money In the Bank style match on the new NXT show.

He did a show for me once. C-Dude made a unintentionally borderline racist comment at him.

I'm amazed that anyone owns only one pair of shoes.

This is Roxy looking all like a mascot.

This is Pebbles looking all like a Sphinx.

I didn't name either of them. One of them is alright. Roxy is a bit of a twat. I wish I had a bulldog.

So every morning as I eat my Special K, I watch According To Jim on Channel 4. A sitcom starring Jim Belushi. Against all logic, I find myself absolutely loving this show.

Tim Vine's first couple of DVD's are a great watch if you like one-liner's and childish humour.

Fans of one-liner's should also check out Mitch Hedberg. Died a few years back but has 3 comedy albums you can pick up (all good) and a load of TV appearances floating about the net. One of my personal favourites in style, delivery and intonation*. The fact he's hilarious helps too!

Second vote for Mitch Hedberg. Very possible my favourite funny man of all time.

I'd post a picture, but I don't particularly want to link UKFF with real life and find that anyone on here knows me.

22 hours and zero responses later....

 

Not the most explicit of the photos, but quite a good summary of me...not that I thought that at the time, I just happened to pose for a ridiculous photo. Count yourself lucky I didn't choose a topless one.

Earthflight is just one of the most breath-taking things I've ever seen on television.

I'm kicking myself that I didn't put Demolition Man in my list. I honestly thought voting was over and decided to throw a last minute list in late Sunday night. Definitely lacking in Wesley Snipes.

.... I think she's pretty decent. At least by diva standards. She certainly isn't the worst.

Alicia Fox

Explain yourself.

Christopher Daniels

Derrick Bateman

Mr Anderson

Santino in the Rumble.

Taker/HHH doing an amazing promo without using a single word.

R-Truth's mental breakdown.

That Steiner and Bully Ray promo.

"Green Bay, Wisconsin, WHASSUP?" "WE'RE IN MILWAUKEE YOU FOOL!"

Hugh Jackman's glance at the camera before he punched Ziggler.

Booker T

John Laurinaitis

Karen Jarrett

Anybody else watching "One Man Army" on Discovery? This show is fucking insane. Remember that thing on Sky One with Phil Mitchell and a bunch of supposed hard-nuts? Well this is like that crossed with a Commando. Basically they round up four marines/green berets/MMA fighters and make them fire massive guns in the back of a moving jeep, destroy heavy doors and do impossible tasks whilst completely underwater. Here's a typical scene...

-- According to Devon Nicholson, Abdullah the Butcher's blood work was received yesterday by Nicholson's lawyers and Abby did, in fact, test positive for Hepatitis C. Nicholson advised everyone who had been cut by Abdullah or even been in a match with him be tested

 

F4W, Alvarez yesterday.

That actually makes me really fucking angry. I've just lost all respect for the man. What an irresponsible cunt.

And outdoor festival urinals? It's fucking medieval.

Those big green plastic things? Those are just barbaric. My biggest issue with these was the way they are lined up back to back. So not only are you sandwiched between two other dudes, but there's also the occasional issue of another guy, dick in hand, staring right at you. You can just feel those eyes on you even though you are looking everywhere else.

Portaloos at festivals aren't much better either. It's like an awful game of russian roulette just standing there in the line waiting to see which door opens when it's your turn. Who's turd will you get a glimpse of? Hammered, sweating, pube-shedding guy? Amazingly hot girl? Big fat bird?

Oh and just to throw my votes in, seat down, standing/bending over wipe (front to back). Stand up to piss.

"This is a rock show not the bleedin.... splish-splash show."

"Goodnight Springton. There will be no encore."

What an amazing cameo that was.

What's he doing with that broom?Errrrrm what isn't he doing?

Krusty bets against the Harlem Globetrotters"HE'S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER! JUST TAKE IT!"

"Way to breathe, no-breath!"

"I am Mr Black. I'm happy to answer any questions you have... You and then one other."

"Can we call you Uncle Blacky?"

"No."

"If I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker."

"I might upset a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odours, oh I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers who clap their tongues, stroke their beards and say 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson??'"

"Your father can be very sensitive. Remember the time I laughed at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week and closed his detective agency."

"Now I'll tell you the story of Krusy's expensive new suit - his sexual harrasment suit!"

>Assassin sprays the retirement home with a massive machine gun for ages<

"Was that you or me?"

I can see a lot of tomorrow being dedicated to these. Hopefully some of them might be good.

This is what happens when I have no money on a Saturday night.

Firstly, I am not just referring to only this post by him but his many other EDL-defending posts. I utterly detest the EDL - a bunch of hateful, intolerant people. Secondly, there is yet to be an independent investigation into the shooting so you don't know exactly what happened. Thirdly, the shooting may have just been the straw that broke the camels back. Youths still complain of being stopped by the police for no reason and it has been shown time and time again that police use their stop and search powers disproportionately.

Best to assume it's just the police being cunts and have a riot immediately then eh?