neil

A massive fall from grace for yours truly

Why do they keep calling him a "Ripper" when there was no "ripping" involved?

Because he copies albums and DVDs for a living?

Not only was that a very poor attempt by you, it's also a little late.

Sorry, I've not been paying attention to this thread. I only read the important stuff like Deal Or No Deal and Dragon Butter.Besides, I'm disappointed no one else has said it. It's obviously the first step to a life of crime - one day you're breaking copyright, the next you're breaking skulls. These trends need to be caught early.

Sickboy already said it the page before.

Can you all stop this and get back to ripping on Sprules please.

neil made a post last week about people ripping on Sprules. About hos old and unnecessary it was and I completely agreed. However the guy just makes it so fucking easy by claiming to be the authority on every subject.

I really only meant with the "LOL OPWO" stuff. The Detective Sprules stuff is hilarious.Although the "jokes" have been really unfunny the last few pages. I'm surprised no-one has posted a picture of Ron Killings yet.

Expect Big Sister to reveal this person later.

This situation is made for a neil bloke parody~!

[neil]STIK UR PENIS IN A VAGINA LOLZ~!~!!111ONE[/neil]Will that do for now?

Thanks for breaking Hogan's ribs.RIP

Future serial killer.

Yes she is.

Thanks

The awards are over. They've been interesting thanks to a couple of members, and some of the results are also interesting. There a joint winner, some joint runners-up, and the same two promotions showing up for Best and Worst promotion.

 

Congratulations to the winners and commiserations to the losers*

 

Feel free to discuss anything you'd like in this thread.

 

neil

 

*points to those who can name where that comes from (Hint: Spectrum)

 

Wrestling - The Good Stuff

 

Wrestler

 

Winner: Samoa Joe

Runner-up: Kurt Angle

 

Tag Team

 

Winner: MNM

Runner-up: AMW

 

Newcomer

 

Winner: Samoa Joe in TNA

Runner-up: Ken Kennedy in WWE

 

Match

 

Winner: Angle vs Michaels - WrestleMania 21

Runner-up: Styles vs Joe vs Daniels - TNA Unbreakable

 

Face

 

Winner: Batista

Runner-up: Rey Mysterio

 

Heel

 

Winner: Edge

Runner-up: Triple H

 

Angle

 

Winner: Batista/HHH

Runner-up: ECW Invasion of RAW

 

Most Memorable Moment

 

Winner: Eddie Guerrero Tribute

Runner-up: ECW One Night Stand

 

Funniest Moment

 

Winner: Vince's Injury

Joint Runners-up: Vader Falling Over / WrestleMania 21 Movie Parodies

 

Event

 

Winner: ECW One Night Stand

Runner-up: WrestleMania 21

 

Promotion

 

Winner: TNA

Runner-up: WWE

 

Wrestling - The Shit Stuff

 

Worst Wrestler

 

Winner: Kriss Sprules

Runner-up: John Cena

 

Worst Tag Team

 

Winner: LOD 2005

Runner-up: Phi Delta Slam

 

Worst Match

 

Winner: Sprules vs Tyler - OPWO

Runner-up: Bischoff vs Teddy Long - Survivor Series

 

Worst Angle

 

Winner: Tim White Suicide

Joint Runners-up: Using the Lowrider in an angle after Eddie's death / JR's Arse Surgery

 

Worst Event

 

Winner: Great American Bash

Runner-up: Destination X

 

Worst Promotion

 

Winner: FWA

Runner-up: WWE

 

UK Wrestling - Its all good

 

UK Wrestler

 

Winner: Doug Williams

Runner-up: Paul Burchill

 

UK Match of the Year

 

Joint Winners: Doug Williams, James Tighe & Scorpio v Misawa, Ogawa & Tiger Emperor - International Showdown / Jun Akiyama/Doug Williams vs Kenta Kobashi/Go Shiosaki - Universal Uproar

 

UK Promotion

 

Winner: IPW:UK

Joint Runners-up: SWA / FWA

 

UKFF Awards - Ledges and mongs

 

Poster of the Year

 

Winner: JNLister

Runner-up: ElSupremo

 

Dolt of the Year

 

Winner: Dandaman

Runner-up: stingersplash

 

LOL Award

 

Winner: JNLister

Runner-up: Just Me

 

At, Not With Award

 

Winner: Lemming of the BDA

Runner-up: Dangerously420

 

Most Memorable Thread

 

Winner: Sprules vs Tyler

Runner-up: Ask Dandaman Anything

You & your boyfriends have given guys like Spyke a hard time, just because he actually did what you didn't want to see him do; namely take his "At Not With" nomination in good humour. So after getting peeved that HE wasn't peeved, you accused him of never having anything constructive to post at the UKFF, to try & bring him down again. Who are you to say whether someone has or hasn't been a productive forum member? You got irritated that he didn't care about his oh-so-embarrassing "At Not With" nomination, because Spyke probably realises that a pointless awards for a forum full of geeks isn't the most important thing on the planet.

Erm...you've both been "peeved" and totally freaked out about it. Thats clear as day, and no grandstanding will change that.You are the only 2 people who've lost the plot from being nominated and you're both desperately clinging onto each other and your conspiracy theories.

If I'm ever unfortunate enough to be in the same place as you (and those other cock-munchers), I'm going to stick my size 10 boot down your throat you low-life piece of shit!!!

I wear size 12.

Spyke, I haven't really flamed you since Moo PMmed me and told me not to (you know, after you went crying to him) so do me a favour and stop bringing me up. It's flame-baiting and provocation.

LIAR!

Though I hate the 'm8' and 'LMAO' in quite an odd way, they either rile me in the way that I am confused about why they have been placed within a message or just the ironic use of them which has been overused to a certain degree. Not pointing any fingers, [cough] Neil [cough].

Yeah, but its largely an in-joke amongst the chat clique to be fair.

Secondly, you only "backed down" from accusing me of being a cheat, there was no apology. You've backed down before...its really just running away to save face.

Once again, you miss the key points. I said in that last post 'for that I apologise'. What part of 'I apologise' are you struggling to get to grips with?

No. I was talking past tense. You never apologised then, only now when I made you look like a joke and a hypocrite.

The very first reply you ever made to me was saying that you've reported me, and from the PM's from mods, and friends of mine get, you report frequently.

Now, as I was the one who posted the 'transcript' of a PM the other day it's safe to say I could be labelled a hypocrite for raising this. However, I will say that, as you have confirmed with this comment, the mods share information of who has used the reporting facility, so I assume it's acceptable practice. Once again, the mods outdo themselves with their professionalism (and no JSB, I doubt anything will be done I'm afraid).

Whats wrong with a mod PM'ing me to say "SpykeDudlei1 has reported you for trolling/flaming. Please stop". This isn't rape we're talking about...wheres the need for confidentiality?And as you said yourself, you opened that can of worms yourself. And you didn't get banned or suspended for it, so there goes your conspiracy theory about mods here.

Referring back to the quote about 'backing down'.  You can now all have your fun by calling me a 'coward' or 'loser' or claim that I have cried away from this (ahem) discussion, as I fold on the basis that I will not ever come out of this with an apology from those of you who have trolled my posts and insulted me without any real justification for doing so. 

Yep, nice job with it too. Lets see:Couldn't find posts to back up libelous claims - YepPurposely didn't reply to points because in the wrong - YepTook the "high road" when figured out making a massive idiot of oneself - YepFlamebait and troll more than those you accuse - YepFinal accusation of winning and libel - YepWhen you can't even debate something you leave no room in my mind that your opinions are worthless.Good job on convincing me, and others, that you're a bad poster.

Find me a post where I say that. Find it or apologise. And you can also apologise for implying I cheated my way onto a poll too

Firstly, if you were fair about this, which you're not apparently, I backed down from that as I realised I had made a comment that was both inaccurate AND pointless. So for that, I apologise. As for the other issue, you have said that I don't post anything that's decent but I'm not prepared to scroll through all the other posts to find an example.

No. It does not work like that. If you accuse someone of saying something then you need to back it up or go "I got that wrong, sorry".Secondly, you only "backed down" from accusing me of being a cheat, there was no apology. You've backed down before...its really just running away to save face.

Its funny though, because for someone who loves to click report, you sure to throw out the flames more than you receive them.

I actually never used the Report button until the time that Moo encouraged me to use it if I felt someone was trying to instigate a flame war that would end up getting me into the shit - this is something you, frank, El Supremo and Mr Seven have all been guilty of in weeks gone by.

Rubbish. The very first reply you ever made to me was saying that you've reported me, and from the PM's from mods, and friends of mine get, you report frequently.And again, provide proof of these flames I've made. Because if you can't you owe me 2 apologies.

I had the highest number of nominations in the LOL award yet I've barely gotten any votes - do you see me whining about it? Do you see me going "YOU LOT ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKLUNCHES"? I really don't care. I just take it as a complement that certain paid members who I like, like me too. WE'RE A MASSIVE CLIQUE YOU SEE.

I find it comical that you use the word 'FUCKLUNCH' as if it was me who introduced this and apart from one or two instances last year, have not used that as a regular insult.

Suprising for someone who frequently gets labelled as "ur jus tring 2 get over wiv ur gimmack" huh?Who's trying to "get over" now then....hmm

As for this comment, I really have no idea who it's aimed at or who it's about but I'm pretty certain it can't be directed at me as it makes no sense to anything I've done or said in the past!

That is exactly what I'm talking about. You make EVERYTHING personal, and totally missed the point of what I was saying. Ignorance or convience?See below for further evidence of this.

People on some other forum might think your hilarious, but it appears the majority here don't think that. Its sad that you are so insecure in yourself that rather than just brush it off you've gone on this lengthy "saving face" campaign and attacked anyone who you suspect might've nominated/voted for you.........Take the hint, people don't find you funny. Maybe that will change next year with the new paid members...who knows?

You seem to have got this issue completely mixed up here. My argument was never about what was deemed funny or un-funny! My issue was the comment that I have never posted anything DECENT that I found confusing. Humour and sensible conversation don't necessarily go hand in hand.As I said earlier, it does appear that whichever approach I take on this I am not going to change the perception SOME people care to have of me. I refer back to your insinuation that I'm trying to be seen as some sort of 'funny guy'. This is way off the mark. Just because I make the odd comment that I (as in 'me alone') see to be humorous, and others may do as well along the way, doesn't mean I'm trying to be the UKFF's answer to Rich Hall!

Again, please show where I said "you've never posted anything decent" or else apologise (3 times now).You've taken a couple of posters flaming you (Frank, Mr Seven, and according to you , me, but you refuse to offer up any proof of this) constantly, and the fact you got nominated for At, Not With, and have taken it as some kind of EVERYONES AGAINST POOR OLD ME vendetta. Thats total rubbish and it reeks of someone who is incredible insecure with their "position" on a forum.The only person who's acted like this is JSB. Thats it. Most people haven't given a shit. But you and JSB are on this "PAID MEMBERS AND MODS CONSPIRACY AGAINST US" campaign.

If you're a decent poster you'll be treated as one.

That's bullshit and you know it! Regardless of the fact that you, Mr Seven, frank or others refuse to believe or acknowledge it, I have posted things that could be regarded as 'decent' to other people. Despite this, you still claim that I post nothing of interest.

Find me a post where I say that. Find it or apologise. And you can also apologise for implying I cheated my way onto a poll too.Its funny though, because for someone who loves to click report, you sure to throw out the flames more than you receive them.Have you ever thought that maybe people just don't like you? Because of the above perhaps?

Ask DJ Stevie C if he feels that way.  Or hbk4life, Van_Dammer, who has called me hage, webmastfowrestlegame......I could go on.  OK, that mainly relates to the NFL Predictions Thread but I HAVE posted things of interest that whilst they may not interest you, does not mean they are not 'decent'.Therefore, your post is indeed a lie!!!

People on some other forum might think your hilarious, but it appears the majority here don't think that. Its sad that you are so insecure in yourself that rather than just brush it off you've gone on this lengthy "saving face" campaign and attacked anyone who you suspect might've nominated/voted for you.The crazy thing is that you've been nominated for the At, Not With award, and not the Dolt, yet you're acting as if the whole forum is against you, as if this mysterious clique voted you for Dolt or something.Take the hint, people don't find you funny. Maybe that will change next year with the new paid members...who knows?I had the highest number of nominations in the LOL award yet I've barely gotten any votes - do you see me whining about it? Do you see me going "YOU LOT ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKLUNCHES"? I really don't care. I just take it as a complement that certain paid members who I like, like me too. WE'RE A MASSIVE CLIQUE YOU SEE.Suprising for someone who frequently gets labelled as "ur jus tring 2 get over wiv ur gimmack" huh?Who's trying to "get over" now then....hmm

Megan Mullally - annoying voice on Will and Grace, but tits and legs to commit murder for.

Yes! She does it for me in an odd way too.

Kat Dennings.She's well cute, got all the curves in the right places, IMO.Good smile, great lips, great eyes...something like my perfect girl.

Yes!I was just about to post her. Her face is kind of ugly....yet strangely appealing, and an amazing body.

im hoping to start from scratch on here, a new man.

The guys with long memories & too much spite running through their veins won't let you start from scratch, mate. Once a dolt, always a dolt in their minds. No amount of donating money will change that, & I don't expect that for one second after I become a Paid Member too.

Total bollocks.If you're a decent poster you'll be treated as one.

Just because neil is better than you, don't whine and moan about it. I'm not nominated for anything, and that's because I'm just not good enough. It's also funny how all the ones moaning about neil have been nominated for "At, Not With" and "Dolt of the Year", isn't it?

where do i paypal the 5 quid again mate??? :DIf I'd done more replies like that I'd get more votes.

I imagine because he said that you were arguing against his pro-free speech view....and to not have free speech would mean that you couldn't accept views that were different to either yourself or those in power.

And I'm the egotistical one by including myself in "Poster of the Year" because people actually nominated me.VOTE NEIL!!!FOR LOL AWARD TOO!!!A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR YOU

All I can do is change the names attached to the polls. In theory I could just swap out say JNLister and replace it with neil. Thats as far as my control goes. And I think most people would notice such a thing.The real secret is that I am in fact every paid member on this forum.

Thanks John.

Give me one good reason why not.