Fatty Facesitter

What's the best way to tackle the pidgeon's and Unique jumps in GTA IV whilst keeping self motivated enough to see them through?

 

 

for the love of god i hope there isnt a BMX up there

 

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Lol at your reaction, but

 

 

 

Because you might be right!

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There's some talk of Jim Cornette's guest booker turn about the Invasion in here somewhere, any links available for it? I've seen half of it before and thought it was mental, but I'm curious to go back over it and watch it over my tea.

On the same Raw where Mike Tyson and Steve Austin faced off, Jeff Jarret defended the NWA North American title against Bradshaw.

 

Why was an NWA title in the WWF at that point? Are there many other instances of NWA titles popping up in the WWF?

Is Ian suspended from PM's, or just posting?

I love how Gladstone's first reply was Ian Culverhouse.

I was having an absolute champion of a wank in my teen years over a WWE Magazine divas feature. I'd even intricately planned two or three self pleasure sessions in the day, readily preparing other WWE publications featuring diva goodness within them, mainly just a couple of normal WWE magazines with a feature or two in them which I'd ripped out of the main mags.

 

On that fateful day, I'd left the bathroom door unlocked. In my masterbatory slumber, I'd neglected to listen out for Mother's return from work. There's me, sat on the throne, cock in one hand and a poster of Torrie Wilson in the other hand when her lordship walks in to clean the sink. But aside from the shock of seeing me in such a state, she then glanced at the floor, to find this magazine and cover.

 

 

 

 

 

Been moving stuff out of my student digs and I stumbled across my copy of DOOM for the PSOne. It's an epic version of the game with much scarier sound design and some absolutely mental lighting in some of the levels. Once everything's wired up in the new gaff it'll be time for another stab at it I reckon.

 

I've beaten Ultimate Doom two or three times now (Ultra violence, bitches) but I keep getting about halfway through Doom II and I either just give up or there's a couple of levels where I find it nigh on impossible to work out the puzzles/switches etc to get to an exit. Still great fun though.

 

It's around this time of year that I dig out a few PSone classics like that, and usually something like the original Grand Theft Auto as well. It's amazing how far that series has come yet how insanely enjoyable that first one was. Even with the green and purple roads in the PSone edition. Having GOURANGA popping up on your screen never gets old.

I never saw your previous sig attempt, but I'll be one of the first to commend you on the current one as well as the avatar.

 

Rik Mayall is the man. Ever heard his voice over stuff from the game Hogs of War? Essentially a pig version of worms. Tremendous.

Top of the page, click Options, change display mode to standard.

 

Top man, thanks.

I can't view different pages in the threads, but instead at the bottom of a post is a list of other posts from that thread. Is this happening to anyone else or am I coming over all unnecessary?

These are dead old now and have probably been seen a million times, but even so- Some lion related goodness:

 

 

 

 

Apparently one of the guys met him a third time whilst he had his own pride or something. Animals are fucking brilliant.

Pardon my ignorance, but apparently I'm missing plug-ins. How so?

How long do name changes usually take?

Anyone able to recommend any good books on sports journalism?

It's Friday Night, by now he'll be sipping on some of Cymru's finest.

 

He's probably smashing a pint or two as well.

 

I'm surprised you're not there with him, or more specifically, sucking his cock in person.

 

You see, Family Guy PMSL, no matter how much you want to be like the pCc, you'll always be known now as something of a gimmick poster. A poster who changed gimmicks because he was getting sick of people thinking he was a mong. Only you created a new identity, started agreeing with your own posts in different monikers, were found out by the mods and then were made to look like an even bigger mong in retrospect.

 

That's not a jab at those associated with the pCc either, for actually most of them are good posters. But surely anyone going to such lengths as FGPMSL to reinvent himself on the internet is cringeworthy?

Made in Chelsea.

 

 

Dogshit televsion.

And here is the Anti-Zack Ryder, Curt Hawkins - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3fKZwv7O08

 

What a fucking whining girl. Zack takes his shitty hand with great humour, and tries to get himself over online and is succeeding by the looks of things, but this is whiny shit. It's become obvious why they were split.

 

He really is a colossal drip. As said in the comments and other thoughts thread, the opening to this video alone is pretty cringeworthy. Again, I know it's Khali, but burying someone you still work with isn't the smartest thing to do. It doesn't help that the videos showcase his blatant lack of charisma and general presence.

 

It's a shame really, he's put together a nice little opening highlight package of his moves in the opening of his second video, but then when it cuts to him he instantly bores you. And he was talking about EDGE of all people, one of the least boring characters ever, and STILL he was boring.

I was in stitches when he was jumping around about John Cena! The length of that video was just two minutes. A Raw segment each week with that time allotment and the odd match would do absolute wonders and make for at least one epic Raw moment a week from now until the day he hangs up his boots.

Instead of being ridiculed for being a doctor of the cum, I instead think it would've been a Spike Dudley situation whereby he was caught and then bodysurfed around the crowd in honour of his courage.

Scott Steiner and Buff Bagwell do police work, from the magnificence that was the first Nash booked Nitro..

 

Starsky and Hutch, eat your heart out.

 

In all seriousness, if that was a WWE tag team or something back in the day doing that, they'd have been lauded as comic geniuses. But because it's WCW, people will pintpoint segments like these as reasons why the company went belly up.

Amen!

Here's Scott Hall drunk on Live & Kicking, it's some funny shit.

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I have this on video and have been looking for ages to find it on youtube. Awesome stuff! Great find.

 

Here's Jericho's first dance from DWTS is America. Not a bad effort I thought, shame we dont get to see the scores.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXEPNJKDXbg

 

He got 19 out of 30

 

Not a bad effort at all. GO JERICHO GO!

How did I forget that Spence twat??? Argh, this makes me so angry I want to rip my own eyeballs out. Much like him.

 

I think this is the first ever post of yours that I’ve disagreed with. Spence is class.I think this is the first ever post of yours that I’ve disagreed with. Spence is class.

 

I think Spence is a twat. However...

 

...He's a twat that can dance.

Out of all the twats so far on the list, he is so twattish that for some reason I find him quite hilarious.

 

Edit: Actually, I like how he owns the paprazzi guy here. "Brett" strikes me as a bit of a typical pap twat who Louie basically turns the table on.