Thunderplex

Bez.  Twice.  Both at the big crossroads in Chorlton.  2nd Tim he stumbled in shock and had to grab the front of my car.  Both times he just did a big smile and gave me the double thumbs up.

James Nesbit on Spath Road in Didsbury.  They do a lot of filming there, and he just stepped out in front of me.  Looked genuinely sheepish and apologised.

Nearly set fire to Jason Orange at a party in Benchill in 1985.  He was under a pile of coats dry-humping my mates ex-girlfriend, so we set a smoke bomb off and one of the coats took light.  Me and another mate dragged them out and he was so great full until he realised we’d set it off.  Got mouthy but didn’t do anything  about it, soft bastard.

Seemingly he passed in a residential care home, so must have been ill for a while.  Tragic.

12 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Another really popular adult star gone.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/porn-star-kagney-linn-karter-32165085

Apologies for the Mirror link. This is the fourth high profile death in the porn industry recently, lots of calls now for a mental health service to be set up specifically for people in the industry. Emily Willis is still in intensive care too.

Read this shocked.  Emily Willis in porn???  How did I not know this and more importantly how have I not seen this???  The realised I was getting her confused with Emma Willis….

Looks very nice.  Fancied trying it when we got the email on Friday, but not had chance yet.

IKEA in Ashton.  A real life interpretation of Dantes levels of hell.

1 hour ago, neil said:

Mushroom looks barely cooked. A very dry looking breakfast.

It squirted when I prodded it…

The mushroom was large and juicy like good breeding stock.  The sausage were perfectly brown, just bad lighting.  Butter on the toast, and plenty of it, the lady liked me.  Tomato was nicely soft, like the small penis of a bean eater. 8/10.

Sainsburies cafe, Cheadle.  Bacon could have done with another minute or so as I like it crispier, but on the whole, very nice.  Asked for no beans as I have a large penis, and they gave me an extra hash brown, bonus!

Can’t wait till this is £15 in Asda.

You can’t lose with a tribute act.  If they’re good, it’s a great night.  If they’re shite, you can rip the piss and it’s a great night.

I think it’s sometimes just the nature of forums.  I was on a very active one a few years ago on a different subject I enjoy, and made some incredibly good friends on there, who became real life friends and after meets, all became Facebook contacts.  As the ones I enjoyed are now my regular chats on Facebook, so the forum just became less and less used.  I think I’ve only got one of you lot on Social Media, so I still come on here for the fun and frolicks.

Just finished Australia season 2.  Well worth a watch, I’ll say no more.

Oh bollocks.  80’s icon, I even enjoyed Action Jackson.

They go to an anti-abortion rally to meet girls.  Constantly depraved and I love it.

Possibly the only sitcom to get a new cast member in the second season and it gets better.

6 hours ago, Carbomb said:

To help Thunderplex with his celebration of her life:

Never seen her before.  Purdy!

My daughter says she’s going to have “Highway to Hell” played at mine.  Thanks sweetheart.

At my dads funeral, my mum decided the songs, and chose “Wind beneath my wings”.  I whispered to my sister that I heard him banging on the coffin and shouting “turn that shit off.”

All went fine apart from the fact that Les Dawson turned up to play the organ in the church.  One bar into “Abide With Me” and the bum notes started.  Set me off, which set my sister off, which set Mum off, and we were just trembling trying not to piss ourselves.  After the funeral, a lady who was near the back approached us to say how bad she felt for us, all visibly weeping.  Poor cow had no idea.

I find Jeremy Clarkson oddly endearing.  Not the type of person I’d get on with and a complete twat at times, but there’s a strange likability with him.

Me?  Bensons for Beds!

32 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Warburton's. Partially because they're Tories but mostly, if I'm honest, because their bread and crumpets are shit.

Well you can fuck right off!  Find me a better crumpet, I dare you!

5 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

Did you have to have a nibble of the end of the saveloy to calm yourself before taking the pic?

The dirty bastard!

For the number of laughs per minute, probably Dum and Dumber.  I had to keep pausing as I was in tears every few minutes.  A more easy, but bloody funny watch was Napoleon Dynamite.  

I wish I had a gaming group for TTR Legacy, TTR is my favourite lightweight game.

Bryan Ansell, founder of Citadel Miniatures and creator of Warhammer died today at 68.  

Today’s offering was Healthy Heart Hospital 2nd Edition.  Bought Dice Hospital a few years ago and could not get into it for some reason.  HHH on the other hand is a delight.  You are looking after 5 wards plus waiting rooms and have to allocate Doctors and admin staff to get them well.  If too many die, games over.  It’s a case of picking cubes out of a bag to match up with the patients needs and hitting staff to modify this.  Cracking game.

Bought a load of games when I was in the states a few weeks ago, and a few in the sales.  Just starting to go through them now.

First up, Marvel United.  Cracking little game.  I started to collect Legendary, but felt something missing from the fun, same with Marvel Champions.  This is great though, and I get the feeling it’s a keeper.  Minis are of the chibi variety that I’m not mad on, but the gameplay is very smooth and intuitive.