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Otto Dem Wanz

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  1. Can't abide those Halo Tops which is a shame for my waistline, although not my wallet.

    The big daddy of ice creams can be found at the cinema Ben & Jerry's - one scoop of One Love and one scoop of either Cherry Garcia or Birthday Cake.

     

     

  2. 54 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said:

    B] I saw an advert recently (for some credit card, can’t remember which one) and it opens with a guy whose gone to watch the wrestling with his misses. First line he says?-  “I’ve never understood Scripted Fighting”. Even the people who decided to use wrestling in it’s ad don’t want the stigma/negative connotations that come with it. It’s seen as the lowest of the low. 

     And you don’t need a sociology degree to tell you that

    You haven't seen the other version of that advert have you? The same couple is at a festival and the girl says she doesn't understand shitting in a field watching live music (or words to that effect), it doesn't have anything to do with demeaning wrestling.

  3. 2 hours ago, RancidPunx said:

    For Diana’s death :

    My mother knocked on my bedroom door early on that Sunday morning in late August 97 and asked if she could come in for a chat !!!

    I literally had my first wank ever hours previously and thought it was about that.

    It was a real mixed bag of emotion when she told me Diana had died . I think I let out an audible exhale of relief when she told me that Di was toast which must have confused the hell out of her !!

    I don't know what it is about this post but reading that just now made me laugh uproariously for about 20 seconds 

  4. Two confessions possibly ruining my cred in here: I have never had a scallop (dont think I've ever seen them sold anywhere I've been) and I still dont know what cod roe is. 

  5. 5 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

    Baconator. Get a Baconator. You know that episode of the Simpsons where Homer tests how greasy things are by wiping them against surfaces? You could cut through a breeze-block with a Baconator. 

    I love how "Superbacon likes this"

  6. Going away later this month, there's a Wendy's close to my hotel - looking forward to trying it for the first time!

    Any recommendations as to what order? Was thinking the Jim Cornette Special (Triple cheeseburger, extra cheese, extra mayo) but not sure I'm that much of a dirty bastard.

    Also Jollibee.

  7. 55 minutes ago, air_raid said:

    Remind me of “Scottish Twitter” if the irrational annoyances thread is ever resurrected.

    If you typed this post in Scottish, 300 likes would've followed

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