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Undefeated Steak

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  1. I'd argue that for the sake of longevity at the top it'll be in Bryan's best interests if they hold back from pushing him too much over the summer. I'm not saying he needs to be made a fool of but he isn't The Undertaker or Steve Austin or John Cena. He's the underdog who beat the odds and won the main event of one of the biggest Wrestlemania's ever. How does he top that? Or how does he keep that momentum going over the next few years? If he's kept at the very top then he's going to crash and burn before this time next year. The YES! chants won't keep him going forever. He needs to take a step back and have fans salivating for him to reach the top again later on.

  2. WWE's next major move must be opening up a museum. I dream of being inside a WWE museum like most men dream of being inside Kelly Brook.

     

    EDIT - They should have glory holes where you put your hand through a hole in a wall and stroke a random object. "Is it a canvas from a Wrestlemania ring? Oh, no. That's definitely a steel chair they used at the 1999 Royal Rumble!"

  3. It's their job to make fans suspend our disbelief. It's been the core of the business right from day one. It's escapism entertainment at its purest - they're like real-life Disney characters. They either make us forget what we're watching is fantasy or they don't. And the more farfetched an angle or character is, the more difficult it is to do.

  4. I've been thinking about all the punishment Foley's body has taken over the years, specifically in matches like the Royal Rumble street fight with The Rock and it got me wondering about who you'd pick to create the most messed up real-life CAW possible.

     

    So far I've got Foley's head, Kurt Angle's neck and Jannetty's ankles.

  5. I'm currently sat ejecting regular diahrrea and remember that it always sounds funnier on paper. I'm sweating and blowing out red hot liquid and i've not even tried the juice thing. Count me out :(

     

    Well let me tell you something, brother. If you drink that juice now then I'm sure we can all agree to put the belt on you. Not sure how anybody could top that.

  6. I wonder why the game royalties were down this year. It's not like they had massive overheads from signing some mad fucker who negotiates insanely good deals for himself.

     

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    Wasn't it because one of the developers went bust? I may be wrong, but I'm sure that was why.

  7. This is why I only watch the Rumble to post-Mania Raw corridor. I might watch Summerslam if it looks good.

     

    It's back to Austin podcasts, my DVDs and anything that might look appealing on the Network to get my wrestling fix now.

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