poetofthedeed

I love the fact that for 3 years lads were throwing Darby allin down stairs, off ledges through coffins and all other manner of chaos, and not 1 of them thought of a sleeper hold, turns out it's his fucking kryptonite.

Have we done "what's Mick Vinceman doing in the impact zone" yet?

22 hours ago, JNLister said:

I must have misremembered the Pure rules because I thought you were allowed to do a punch to the head, but it cost you one rope break. Think that would be better actually as you'd have the drama of making your punches count.

Was it a warning and then a rope break penalty?

Just now, David said:

That thought actually occurred to me yesterday. Taking a guy like him who's been so involved and working constantly away from that lifestyle? I think he's dead within a year.

I have 20 quid on him being dead within 90 days, just so lads can't make no compete jokes.

On 7/16/2022 at 5:33 PM, RedRooster said:

Ach, I’m not crazy about that. I’m not sure the 2/3 falls stip has ever made a match better.

It's an ROH nerd nugget, but the briscoes in the HD net days won something like 4 or 5 2/3 falls matches in a row, and won all but the last one 2-0, you know Tony knows this.

"the JAS locked in a shark cage"

Except for 2 members who very clearly weren't.

"We haven't seen Sammy since Kingston threw him off the cage"

It was 3 weeks.

That main event was everything wrong with today's wrestling, made worse by the fact that it was the easiest match in the world to book.

Kingston makes Jericho bleed, sells like Terry funk after getting barbed wire in his eye, beats Jericho clean, but no, Jericho never actually loses a feud.

Did some of the women in the battle royal start clapping when Zoey starks returned? Sake......

Jeff jarrett is the greatest carny in the history of the game.

Foley is definitely a creep who thinks he couldn't get away with it or they wouldn't fuck him. His articles on Becky, Sasha and Melina prove that.

1 hour ago, Louch said:

Aew should avoid all “you deserve it” champs. Got reminded on a pod yesterday about Kofi winning the wwe title, and think how many mid carders have been rewarded with the main title there and how little their title means now.  Top guys should be those that have potential to grow who’s watching your show, Kingston isn’t that. He’s not gonna lose anything being the guy to beat as heels move upward. 

You didn't actually see kofi winning the belt did you? Literally one of the most organic situations since stone cold.

Vince misunderstood when theory said 13 year olds were the problem.

On 7/12/2022 at 12:47 PM, air_raid said:

The Steiner Brothers vs Yokozuna & Bam Bam Bigelow,

Steiner's vs Vader and Bigelow is one of my favorite matches ever so this has me intrigued, any footage floating about?

7 hours ago, wandshogun09 said:

Is Kevin Sullivan still getting the blame? 

Not since Tracy smothers died.

To be fair,  Jordynne Grace has always come across as a fucking idiot, even by the exceptionally low bar that is pro wrestling.

20 hours ago, Healy52003 said:

Pity and shows the cost cutting of things nowadays 

In the past this PPV could of been sandwiched in between a UK or European live event tour. Maybe 2023 will see the return of the tours with the TV tapings 

Hopefully Cardiff night get a pop up store, be handy to do all the merch shopping before the event 

It's the exact opposite of cost cutting, the show's a cash grab.

Axl can't carry the vocal load anymore, but he still tries, I don't know if changing the key would work at this stage, because people are so used to the falsetto, but it's worked for def Leppard.

GnR are now a nostalgia act, they come on do their shtick and go home ( or apparently to the away room) 

The obvious issue with Tony sniff is that Tony Monkhana is right fucking there......

41 minutes ago, air_raid said:

A mix of BO, beer farts and Lynx Africa.

The lynx Africa is just for the poor bathroom attendent trying not to collapse.

I can smell that after party from here.

4 hours ago, The King Of Swing said:

Didn't some fans actually hire private detectives to stalk the main stars partners? 

Yes, they've gotten so deep into the Dean/castiel story they invented that they convinced themselves the actors are fucking.

I hope he kept his 9/11 smackdown shirt, can't root against him when he's wearing that shirt.

7 minutes ago, Daddymagic said:

Vince has been announced as appearing on Smackdown tonight 

Him and Johnny ace Vs Naomi for the tag team titles?

Well.......

6 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said:

He’s clearly got deep rooted addiction problems that need addressing with qualified professionals, so tarnishing him simply as a “fucking idiot” is a tad unfair.

For all their many faults, one thing that WWE often get right is their rehab policy for any previous employee

Addictions are a complicated subject that require far more nuance than an internet forum can muster.

Constantly putting other people at risk through your actions when you could just get a fucking Uber is stupidity.

Suppose it belongs here since he is/was in the main event on Wednesday, but to the surprise of no one, Jeff hardy is a fucking  idiot.

https://wrestlingheadlines.com/jeff-hardy-arrested-on-multiple-charges-last-night-mugshot-photo-revealed/