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2 minutes ago, AndyUK said:

Cody v AJ should be fun, don't believe they've ever faced each other have they?

No. A four month spell in 2016 in WWE is the only time they were working in the same place and AJ and Stardust did not cross paths at that time.

If anyone fancies getting their “good in Japan” trope ready, he was good in a tag where the whole was definitely greater than the sum of its parts - like Gallows & Anderson, really - and while reports of some of his singles matches being decent weren’t complete lies, they were similar to the best of Bernard/Tensai. You knew you’d watched a decent match but where the other guy had far more to do with it turning out that way.

Gotta do something while Roman and Rock are away. Cody vs AJ will at least sound more like a main than Priest vs Jey.

12 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

I think there is something in the idea that Vince and his approach to business and search for a monopoly, combined with the emergence of Hulk Hogan (with his incredible connection with audiences) being a unique, once in a generation mix that allowed wrestling to grow into what we know now.

It was a perfect storm. Hogan catching on like he did in the North East strongholds was a factor, getting to swipe the AWAs best non wrestlers to improve their overall presentation was a factor, getting MTV, Mr T and Cyndi Lauper involved was impossible to overstate as a factor, and of course getting a gigantic audience to be able to view WrestleMania on CCTV when cards of that magnitude usually were only seen by people who bought a ticket. I think Crockett would have got there eventually but maybe not as quickly - WrestleMania was watched by an estimated 1 million viewers at CCTV venues where as only 30,000 or so braved the inclement weather in the South to watch Starrcade 83.

I think not enough credit goes to Mania II and III to really pushing them on as THE players in traditional home PPV in wrestling ; it’s easy to overlook that “The Wrestling Classic” - the first of five planned “WrestleVision” PPVs - flopped on PPV (probably because Hogan vs Piper for the belt was only announced two weeks prior) causing the rest to get cancelled, and Mania II essentially saved PPV as a big platform for the WWF as the first Mania on PPV by drumming up big interest in three of their biggest markets, getting celebrities back in, heavily promoting the main events and putting $5 million in the chest. Mania III is obviously remembered for two iconic matches, a passing of the torch from Andre to Hogan in front of the world, and a huge live gate. But the timing often gets overlooked - it was a cracking bit of “strike while the irons hot” after Mania II and was such a massive success that by the time JCP did their first proper PPV, StarrCade 87, they were already playing catch up.

The WWF and Crockett had the same ideas, the WWF just did them better, on occasion quicker, and they had Thunderlips and Clubber Lang. And how fitting is it that with those two personalities did Jr take it further than Sr ever would have dared to.

6 hours ago, Chili said:

The only thing I really know about Liv Morgan is she has one of them rather mental Mercedes/Alexa Bliss followings that unfortunately actively put me off them by proxy. 

I may have mentioned, two Tuesdays before Mania I accidentally got into a “debate” on Twatter with some maroon off my reply to a post asking if she “deserved” to be added to Ripley vs Lynch (with one Raw left to build). My stance was it didn’t make sense to detract from the biggest women’s match they’ve had for years by diluting it with ANY third party at short notice. He told me I was “gaslighting” and that Ripley vs Lynch was nowhere near as big as Lynch vs Belair or Charlotte vs Ripley had been. So…. even better that it didn’t get muddled so close to the show, then? Fruitcake.

38 minutes ago, IANdrewDiceClay said:

Like Eddie trying to buy a bottle of Pheromone.

Which is a further link to “the rarified air of Jericho.” Like the drains have gone again.

The AWA could, and very nearly did, shoot off into the lead with exactly the same method - putting the title on Hulk Hogan and never looking back, brother.

Road Dogg there continuing a noble tradition of being given the jump mechanism despite never going to the top rope.

Along with, fittingly enough, Repo Man.

7 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

This forum is full of people batting eyelids. We do nothing but. That, and talking about chippy tea's.

Well, to be 100% accurate, it’s something we’re said to not do. So it’s more like the thing we’re least likely to do, after use the toilet properly.

2 hours ago, sukhy said:

From the Observer - Will's partner wanted to stay in the UK with her family because she lost her first husband due to suicide, and this was something both WWE and AEW were aware of. Hence why Will felt it was a real dick move and he needed to address it.

TIL I learned Will is no longer with Bea/Blair. This is where you tell me it’s been years, right?

10 minutes ago, lars85 said:

Just need the series 10 HBK with the black trunks and all of series 11. And the mailaways. But if I try to get those, I'll definitely be sleeping in the spare room with the figures.

On the one hand, jel that you have Dusty and whichever Bushwhacker I don't have. The cards said different to the originals so I could say Luke or Butch and either would be right but at the same time wrong. Only the other hand, I have Adam Bomb, Billy Gunn and white Yoko, so swings and roundabouts.

To match completely to the listings, you need a second Tatanka too. LOL.

18 minutes ago, no user name said:

If you don't like it don't watch it 

If we subscribed to that, the Raw thread would be a quarter as many pages as it is!

Unfortunately dressing AoP like that will always make me think "Poundland Shield."

Just now, d-d-d-dAz said:

As I've said before, he looks like a bad drawing of CM Punk done by someone who doesn't like CM Punk.

In those photos he looks like Adam Cole found a better vitamin shop.

SEPTEMBER 19
Let's throw some more shit at the wall. Except this time, let's make him King.

MAIN EVENTS - SMACKDOWN
That tour we started last month rolls through Santiago and Buenos Aires 5th/6th with Kofi Kingston vs Randy Orton and then Kofi vs Daniel Bryan 20th-22nd in Quezon City (Philippines), Shanghai and Honolulu. Then they're off for a well-earned rest. Butlins for everyone, I assume.

THE CARDS
Still Roman Reigns vs Samoa Joe in the Americas and Bayley vs Charlotte for the belt, Aleister Black vs Sami Zayn and Ember Moon vs Zelina Vega are on both shows plus Asuka & Kairi Sane vs Mandy Rose & Sonya Deville - three womens matches out of 7/8 is very progressive. In Asia Reigns beats Zayn, we add The Revival vs Big E & Xavier Woods for the tag belts, Shinsuke Nakamura vs Mustafa Ali for the ICT, Kevin Owens vs Andrade and Chad Gable vs EC3 ; Bayley vs Charlotte is non-stop.

VARIATIONS
Santiago get Apollo Crews vs Andrade. In Buenos Aires Andrade is off so Zayn loses to Crews as well and Asuka vs Mandy to a DQ precedes the tag. Quezon City has Carmella vs Mandy, in Shanghai Carmella & Xia Li beat Fire & Desire, in Honolulu it's Mella vs Sonya.

MAIN EVENTS - RAW
1st in White Plains Braun Strowman vs Baron Corbin no DQ is back on, 6th in St John the champ Seth Rollins is back for another depressing streetfight with the Baron. After a break, Seth starts up with The Fiend 20th/21st in Calgary and Edmonton to a DQ finish (ugh). 27th/28th in El Paso and Prescott Valley ZA Strowman vs AJ Styles for AJs US title goes to a DQ then Strowman & Viking Raiders beat AJ, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson - not names I expected to see on last again. 29th in Tucson Rollins vs Fiend continues, still with a DQ.

THE CARDS
The only match common to both White Plains and St John is Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross vs Natalya & Dana Brooke for the tag titles. Cedric Alexander vs Mojo Rawley in White Plains and Ricochet vs Cesaro (repeats in Tucson) in St John both continue into Alberta where Becky Lynch vs Sasha Banks is underway (and returns in Tucson), Bliss & Cross beat Brooke & Tamina, Nattie now beats Lacey Evans (also repeats in Tucson), there's Braun Strowman vs Robert Roode and Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson vs Viking Raiders vs Kalisto & Lince Dorado. 27th/28th we have Banks vs Evans vs Natalya, King Corbin vs Ricochet, Alexander vs Cesaro and through month end Raiders vs Club 2 on 2 and an 8-man opener of Dorado/Kalisto/Sin Cara/Titus O'Neil vs EC3, Eric Young, Drew Gulak and Tony Nese.

VARIATIONS
Wrapping in White Plains are The Miz vs Dolph Ziggler, Raiders vs The Revival vs Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder and Ricochet beating both Good Brothers in back to back singles. Unique to St John are the last of Lynch vs Evans, Cedric beating Roode one last time, O'Neil vs Rawley and Revival vs Club vs Hawkins & Ryder. Finally Tucson is the only city that sees Corbin vs Alexander and a streetfight of Roman Reigns vs Erick Rowan.

MAIN EVENTS - NXT
5th in Lakeland - is this the worst NXT main ever? - Street Profits vs Steve Cutler & Wesley Blake vs Rinku Singh & Saurav Gurjar vs Chase Parker & Matt Martel. 6th in Tampa it’s Kushida & Jordan Myles vs Raul Mendoza & Angel Garza vs Dorian Mak & Riddick Moss, 7th in Gainesville Kushida beats Roderick Strong on last. 13th in Cocoa it's again Velveteen Dream vs Strong for the NAT, 19th in Daytona Beach there's a hard-hitting sounding Blake, Cutler & Jaxson Ryker vs Walter, Marcel Barthel & Fabian Aichner. Next night in Jacksonville the Sons recover against Rik Bugez & the Profits which was probably a little gentler, then 21st in Melbourne Rod defends his new belt against Kushida. Month end they’re back exploring Missouri - 27th in Independence it’s Pete Dunne & the Profits beating Strong, Kyle O’Reilly & Bobby Fish, setting up next night in Lake Charles with Strong vs Dunne for the NAT.
B shows - as the rest of the crew head to Missouri, 26th in St Petersburg it's Tyler Breeze, Fandango & Rik Bugez vs Jaxson Ryker, Steve Cutler & Wesley Blake. 27th in Seminole, even though Cutler's wrestled a tag underneath, on last is him vs Dango vs Fabian Aichner vs Rinku Singh. 28th in Fort Pierce said tag goes on last ; Cutler & Blake vs "Ever-Rise" - Chase Parker & Matt Martel (a/k/a Angelo Parker & Matt Menard).

THE REPEATS
Io Shirai vs Mia Yim recurs in Daytona Beach, St Petersburg and Fort Pierce. Tyler Breeze vs Shane Thorne repeats in Lakeland and Cocoa. Keith Lee vs Ridge Holland, Matt Riddle vs Dominik Dijakovic, Damien Priest vs Bronson Reed and Thorne vs Denzel Dejournette all happen both nights in MO. Steve Cutler & Wesley Blake vs Ever-Rise repeats the last two shows in Florida as you read above.

RANDOM OTHERS OF NOTE
Lakeland - Priest vs Angel Garza, Rhea Ripley vs Marina Shafir, Raul Mendoza vs Cameron Grimes, and Mia & Jessi Kamea vs Deonna Purrazzo & Chelsea Green. Tampa - Riddle vs Kona Reeves, Keith vs Thorne, Breeze vs Roderick Strong, Tegan Nox vs Taynara Conti, Xia Li & Monique Jenkins vs Vanessa Borne & Aliyah, all three Forgotten Sons vs Babatunde Aiyegbusi, Reed & (Big) Boa. Gainesville - Riddle vs Bobby Fish, Priest vs Boa, Lacey Lane vs Chelsea. Cocoa - Priest vs Reeves, Kushida vs Killian Dain, Fabian Aichner & Marcel Barthel vs Reed & Danny Burch, Bianca Belair vs Jessamyn Duke, Kamea & Nox vs Deonna & Chelsea. Daytona - Kassius Ohno vs Burch in a "British Rounds Match" I assume for their own fun, Street Profits vs Dorian Mak & Riddick Moss, Belair vs Borne, Reed vs Austin Theory, Grimes vs Tehuti Miles (Ashante Adonis). Jacksonville - Priest vs Miles, Kay Lee Ray vs Taynara for the UK title, Kushida vs Thorne, Burch & Oney Lorcan vs Aichner & Barthel, Io vs Reina Gonzalez. Melbourne - Garza vs Mendoza, Lee & Myles vs "the Outliers," Reed vs Dain (ouch), Rhea Ripley & Reina vs Shayna Baszler & Marina Shafir, Borne/Green/Purrazzo vs Nox/Kamea/Jenkins. St Petersburg - Ohno vs Babatunde, Burch vs Aichner, Theory vs Miles, Green & Purrazzo vs Kamea & Santana Garrett. Independence - Belair vs Conti, Candice LeRae/Rhea/Reina vs Baszler/Shafir/Duke after a DQ in Shayna vs Candice for the belt. Seminole - Ohno vs Mansoor, Theory vs Isiah Scott, Io vs Santana, Nox & Dakota Kai (Fly Kicks reunited) vs Chelsea & Deonna. Lake Charles - Kyle O’Reilly & Fish vs Profits, Candice vs Taynara, Belair/Rhea/Reina vs Baszler/Shafir/Duke. Finally in Fort Pierce, Garza vs Theory and Chelsea vs Catalina Garcia - who will get another look as Katrina Cortez in 2021 but is better known today as a regular in CMLL as simply "Catalina."

TVs
1st they tape NXT:UK in Cardiff with the usual mix of the talented and the below-marginal, Dunne vs Aichner sounds a good dark main but I bet they were knackered after 14 TV matches. 3rd SmackDown in Norfolk they open with the endless Heavy Machinery vs Curtis Axel & Bo Dallas but the night finishes with 205 Live instead of a dark main - wow. Also Rowan reveals he's behind the attacks on Reigns and divorces himself violently from Danny Bry. 9th Raw they're at MSG (12,500) where Steve Austin officiates the contract signing for Rollins vs Strowman at the PPV and for Main Event they tape R-Truth swapping the 24/7 title with Enes Kanter of the Boston Celtics - LOL. Next night only 7000 come to the Garden for SmackDown - Ali beats Buddy Murphy dark, on the show proper for some reason Gable beats Shane McMahon in a 2/3 falls semi-final of the King of the Ring ref'd by KO, then dark The Fiend beats the B team in a handicap match. 15th its Clash Of The Champions - tag champions Rollins & Strowman lose the tag belts to Ziggler & Roode on first then wrestle for the U belt last, inbetween the first Lynch vs Banks match goes to a DQ, Luke Harper returns to assist Rowan against Reigns and Revival win the SmackDown tag belts from New Day. Next night on Raw in Knoxville Corbin wins King of the Ring over Gable in his latest reinvention and in a fun if random ending, Rollins vs Rusev sees the champ get attacked by Ziggler, Roode, Styles, Gallows & Anderson, then when Kane ("the mayor," LOL) makes the save, he's overwhelmed by The Fiend. Next night in Atlanta Black beats future lieutenant Murphy before SmackDown, Machinery vs B-Team finally graduates to the show proper, and Bayley vs Charlotte resumes its status as regular dark main. Wednesday night at Full Sail NXT starts going out live - Garza vs Mendoza and Priest vs Reeves both go down just for the live crowd before it airs and Strong wins the NAT from Dream. 23rd Raw at the Chase Center in LA, The Fabulous Truth explodes over the 24/7 title and dark, the Horsewomen collide as Charlotte & Lynch beat Bayley & Sasha. Next night in the same building Crews vs Murphy opens, Bryan loses to Rowan on TV when Harper interferes, and between SmackDown and 205 Reigns beats Zayn. 25th before NXT Theory beats Holland and there's another look at Garrett, losing to Gonzalez. Finally 30th Raw, Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair both show up to set the table for their pointless team vs team match at the blood money show, and Rollins vs Rusev goes to a no finish again when Bobby Lashley distracts Rusev by revealing that Lana is now HIS "main squeeze" (because reasons) allowing Rollins to get attacked by The Fiend again.
NON TITLE WHINING
Beaten on TV this month : Bliss & Cross (Womens Tag Team Champions) by Fire & Desire, AGAIN by Banks & Bayley

DEPARTURES
None that I caught.

Bants!

However, I do love the menfolk doing their best "I'm scary, me" faces but Scarlett is simply unable to contain her "happy to be here" in that one photo.

4 hours ago, no user name said:

Don't fancy going to London and back twice in two days 

I imagine @Matthew could sort you out with a bus route for that.

6 hours ago, gmoney said:

I've just googled him, and blimey he's got a lovely pair of busters. 

Fond memories of the “Submission Sorority” debacle. Of course, these days they give the talent names like Kayden Carter and Lola Vice - it’s almost like they WANT to misdirect us to Brazzers.

2 hours ago, wandshogun09 said:

Akebono and Sakuraba. Sakubono. 

Or Akeburaba. Which is so close to Akihabara, it makes me smile.

32 minutes ago, Matthew said:

The accompanying forum also introduced me to this world/forum. Anyone from here that was on there?

Wouldn’t have thought so.

34 minutes ago, wandshogun09 said:

Hustle

This absolutely should not be glossed over, for one of the maddest bits of wrestling ever. Great Muta spat his mist into the pussy of Yinling The Erotic Terrorist, who fell pregnant from it. She ended up laying an egg. When that egg hatched, Akebono came out. With a dummy.

.... RIP.

2 minutes ago, FLips said:

A lot of the AEW roster really should start looking at how they can WWE-ify themselves sooner rather than later because you would think the likes of Ricky Starks, MJF and Cody’s other mates are already one foot out the door, and people like Moxley, Renee, FTR and Malakai Black probably wouldn’t be far behind.

His deal is up soon isn't it? I imagine Hunter's already added him to the group chat.

The really sad thing is that I just read Listers tweet that Joe vs Strickland, Danielson vs Ospreay, Pac vs Okada and Bucks vs FTR are all happening on one show, and THIS is what we’re talking about.

You’re a silly sausage, Tony.

56 minutes ago, TheScarlettChad said:

I'd have slapped Sammy too. Didn't he say he wanted to rape Mone? Then said it was a joke. Just Bantz innit.

Schrödinger's Douchebag.

"Adrenaline in my soul
Every fight down at McColls
Do it all to get them buying sweets
The wino's here, about to blow
Readers' Wives is on the go
Shut the curtain, lights go down, in Cromer...
(Whoa!)

And Stanley said, when I was younger
Pay the wages AND the rent!

They took it all away, Jon gave it all away
Can't take my freedom
Here to change the chain, new carpets and new paint
Just like North Walsham
Show us loyalty!
Karen, Nicky and Lorraine!
You'll follow me until the end
I'll go to Aylsham!"

Re : Brawl In footage ;

4 minutes ago, Factotum said:

It will pop a rating, but it was all very desperate Bischoff in late 98.

Will it? Or do AEW fans prefer good wrestling matches to petty bullshit? I can't wait* to find out if it makes an actual difference.

* By which I mean, I'm mildly interested. I do have a life.