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I used to really enjoy Bobby George on BBC as a pundit. Once you get past the trebles for show doubles for dough and other clichés nonsense, he shown a real insight into the game. Especially use of gamesmanship between the players and such

It's probably been the best tournament in my memory to be honest. Final might not have been to the quality of the past few rounds, but games like Smith vs Clayton, Dobey vs Humphreys and Wright vs Price are real dyed in the wool (Lakeside) classics. 

The crowd has been absolutely awful this year though. Anyone not English has been completely eviscerated by the crowd other than Gando, and if it happens again next season I'd probably move it elsewhere. Noticeably tonight on several occasions the crowd noise was turned down. 

So, my tip for next year? Martin Adams. I can see him maturing on the big stage next year. 

19 minutes ago, wandshogun09 said:

He could be Paul Heyman’s long lost brother, couldn’t he? “Open a window”. 

He used to play Super League in Clwyd County and when he played in my old local the Hampden Arms he was christened B. O. Baracus. He fucking stank. 

BO Baracus. Worlds finest. 

That's true, as we've got the greatest famous supporter of all in Den Perry off Phoenix Nights. 

2 hours ago, TheBurningRed said:

Yeah he does look stinky. But he’s got a lovely throw and is a joy to watch in that regards. 

For me the nicest smoothest action is the UKFF's favourite player Steve Beaton. Fair play to my brother for getting me these bad boys for Christmas.

I haven't tried them out yet as pubs are on table service, so dartboards are out of order, but I bet they smell of 30 plus years of fanny. The fact he's a driving instructor in the day is ideal. He's slapping away to the onions in both jobs. 

It's a bit shit that a 50odd quid set of darts came without a case though. Red Dragon throw a great tri fold in if you spend about a tenner on their darts. 

What does everyone here usually throw? I like a torpedo with extra shirt stems, from 22-24g. I used to use one from the Red Dragon  amberjacks range which they don't sell anymore and I threw them in to the Brook outside the pub a few years ago after I played horribly. Which is a massive shame as they only cost me about 15 quid but they were easily the best darts I've ever played with. Red Dragon's range is pretty poor now, but a few years ago, their darts were brilliant. The decline probably started with taking Danielle Alfree off the cover of the Catalogue.

So now I use some old darts a team mate gave me. They've gotta be from the 80s I reckon. The barrels are short and fat like a Welsh man's cock, but they're brilliant to use and you can't get darts like that anymore. Torpedo barrels these days are far too slim for my liking. The new Beatons are torpedo design, but it seems a bit long and thin to me, like a Welsh Man's cock. 

Gutted Clayton lost. Hate Smith anyway, so I'm all aboard the Gary Anderson express now. Although his counting in the first set was sub infant school level. Him or Cliff Lazarenko anyway. Wouldn't mind Price winning either just for the glorious tears that'll be shed in the Ally Pally by the Engurlund clientèle which has been so vocal this year. How do you boo Jonny Clayton? One of the most inoffensive people in darts. I would get behind Ryan Searle but he looks like he smells and still frequents rock clubs. 

The Butler of Hearts Paul Burrell is probably Wrexhams worst supporter. 

Well that was good wasnt it?

8 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Was expecting this, to be honest 

 

Thats the best song of all. 

Or its this. In a wet night in summer rub the etihad, with Frankie Crisp and Houchen. 

'Mon the Pasadenas. 

Merry Christmas you motley collection of sex offenders, shut ins, sunshine bus riders and fucking spacks. 

All the very best. 

I'll cap em all. 

I've decided to become an ulster loyalist paramilitary circa 1984.

It's absolutely brilliant. A theme tune like the one off Larry Sanders, him sat behind a school desk, awful graphics of Bobby Ball, and him having a pop at Lenny Henry. 

I say give it a 16 week run nightly on BBC 1.

The Wrexham game being against the cunts from Solihull on Boxing day is something I'm happy about. As our Boxing Day game is always a sell out and we play shit in front of a big crowd. We should be winning it now as it's behind closed doors. 

And as the UKFF's favourite football team, isn't that what really matters?

Also Sexy Steve puts Philthy van Rapists in line. 

Real darts

And also Clayton will beat a drugs test. I signed up for TDF years ago as GerwynPricesRoidRage. Still can't signed in 

Just now, TheBurningRed said:

They will still find a way to talk about her. 

He should be in the premier league. He’s just won against the best player in the world. Crown him king and queen of the palace. 

If Smelly John Henderson can be a contender, they should have a show at Coventry Skydome where Sexy Steve plays Peter Wright, beats him like Ike did Tina, then has a laser show as he fucks every woman in there on stage, with a grand finale of him putting Trina Gulliver back on solids. 

In other news, where did Clayton find that quality in the last set? I'm biased as I have money on him, but for me he's the man to beat this year. Had a fantastic season. 

5 minutes ago, TheBurningRed said:

.Commentary bias doesn’t help. They must all be gutted. 

 

Wayne Mardle: Unfortunately Fallon lost. 

Awful. They should put Steve in the Premier League. Nailing around Europe. 

Easily the best session for me tonight. Also notable for the rest of my darts team watching it here kicking off at Wayne Mardle on commentary as he's won as much as we have. 

Also, I'm going to whinge about media representation of the Beaton Sherrock tussle. The print media websites are all saying Beaton played above expectations and he was a lucky boy. For anyone to play at his high level for as many years as he has and is honoured enough to have shared an hotel with Houchen was never going to lose. 

Sherrock not a bad player at all, but to write off one of the finest players of the last three decades is a joke. One of the two has a tour card, for a start.