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1 hour ago, Nick James said:

Has Shane actually been successful in anything? I know he spent a good while away from WWE doing something to do with sports streaming, if I remember rightly, but unsure if he was successful in his outside venture, the fact he ended up back in WWE would suggest not.

He handled Rory Mcilroy for a while resulting in his bonce being on the Open which was surreal

2 hours ago, Tommy! said:

Where'd you find that? 

If you don't like Gordon Lightfoot you're a cunt 

A write in vote for A BIG ROAST CHICKEN 

Walking back from a lock in an hour ago. 

The gentleman was sorting out the papers which is a job consisting of sorting out the papers. 

Imagine your dad being Alan Hawkshaw and singing on this banger. 

I like to think he played on it. He didn't but its Alan Hawkshaw 

Some Saint Etienne for the Off Topic winners, rather than the unwashed from on. 

Dong. 

W

Tipping Point is swell, to be fair. We watch it daily in the pub. Normally hoping they gamble and lose it all. 

Unicorn boards are also far too expensive for what they are, especially next to Winmau. 

Unless they are 00s F1 drivers. Then they say "For sure" 

8 minutes ago, Fog Dude said:

Midlands Central? Sounds more like an ITV network franchise than a constituency, to be honest.

Bob Warman overseeing all, obviously. Smooth as silk. 

According to wiki (I know) she was on Midlands Central from 1989 until what Keith mentioned. Midlands Central surely covers a lot. 

6 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Nothing, but Oliver’s Army tories nonce them whilst singing Dancing In The Moonlight and saying “Great track, Jules” like some fat tongued mockney dog nonce cunt. 

Especially now he has some new series about making a Mein Kampf for today on channel 4 only fatter and unable to say sausages without gobbing all over yourself 

Welcome back Roy! 

Bushell. 

Some Dubstar for the lads. 

10 minutes ago, Fatty Facesitter said:

 

 

All the feels. 

Never mind whatever won post of the year- a big cocked maverick came in. 

On 5/22/2021 at 9:49 AM, Joe Blog said:

Yeah another UKFF thread involving the ancient and noble art of shitting. 

I have had a cut on my hoop for as many years as I can remember now. Everytime I have a shite the act of wiping reopens the cut. It's not piles or such as my good lady has had a good look and confirmed it is indeed a cut. 

My issue is I can't go on like this, my arse stings after every wipe and leaves me itchy and despondent. I started using flushable wipes but they blocked the drains and cost me 140 quid to sort.

I can't be having an itchy uncomfortable arse all day either, especially working in a school..the kids will give me some horrid nickname like Bumgull or such. 

I'm going to have to get a bidet fitted or start using wet wipes again and pop them in a little bag as opposed to flushing. I'm at my wits end with this I really am. 

Have a good day chaps. 

How did I not see this at the time? I used to have a collection of Nobbys when I was younger, then followed by fissures. I put it down to my rather liquid diet, the fact I'm a strainer, I wipe like I'm fettling aluminium, apparently smoking can contribute, and also I don't think I've had a fully solid shite since BBC Choice became BBC Three. 

Baby wipes. That's the way. 

Also the only good use of the name Walter was Ian McKellen covered in pigeon shit over his mother's corpse. 

Here's WCW Classics. 

Nitpicking, but there was still WCW programming shown in the states until July or so. WCW Classics on Turner South. I imagine it was a contractual holdover, worth it for the original Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes helmed links between matches though. Probably ending about the same time as Worldwide did over here as they burned a far few episodes off at 3am until May or June. 

As regards late Worldwide there was a great segment in it's dying throes when Bobby Heenan went on a recce to the power plant 

1 hour ago, air_raid said:

 

If you don’t remember who Swoll was or why WCW thought he was worth $400K …. you know why they went bump.

The worst thing by far about the Swoll rigmarole is this, easily...

What do people make of the new PL format? It looks like it's going to lead to some long nights.