Frankie Crisp

Went to the Forest/Palace game today, so on top of this, I’ve lost nearly three hours of my life this weekend.

Ignore the Alex Kidd in Miracle World music and stay for the replay.

The best thing about Supremo’s post being quoted is that it makes dirty Mick look like Phyllis Vance.

Ordered something online yesterday. Just checked my emails.

It’s getting sent straight back with some of the cats’ shit included.

“Anthony, get me a cup of tea, you lazy get”

On 3/10/2024 at 1:32 PM, Frankie Crisp said:

I appreciate we might get the odd berk try to ruin it with stupid answers

Anyway, apart from them, we’ve got a cracking mix of data now. I’m up the wall for the next couple of weeks so I’ll set the cut-off date as Sunday 14th April.

On 1/15/2024 at 5:17 PM, HarmonicGenerator said:

The director of Crazy Heart has a Springsteen biopic in the works.

Supposed to centre around the making of Nebraska.

Who plays Bruce?! My first thought went to Jeremy Allen White off of The Bear but there could be many better choices out there.

Looks like you were bang on the money!

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/mar/27/jeremy-allen-white-tipped-to-play-bruce-springsteen

Goal of the Month nonce, me.

I’m honestly going to need about an hour to get my shit down in here.

Dusting off the Pyrex dish later so I can have a go at this. I must have sold my own data because this was the first post when I opened Instagram earlier.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4AUeDgInAF/?igsh=MXhnNmpldWFiYTMzbw==

Just look at it!

A technologically inept mate asked me to sort out 2 tickets to see Stevie Nicks for him earlier, as a gift for one of his nieces.

Everyone knows gigs cost a fortune for top artists and yes, Stevie Nicks is brilliant, but fucking hell.

11 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

Cena can give City tips on how to sell out a stadium.

That’d be quite the Etihad Adjustment.

Over 70 responses so far. Obviously, that’ll be the vast majority of submissions but this’ll stay open for a few more weeks for the lurkers and non-regulars.

Spoiler: we’re old, unfit and hate Tories.

I went away over the weekend and my usual cat-sitter let me down, so I was made up when Jeremy Beadle sent me a photo of Bruce being okay with him in my absence.

7 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Haaland to also become the new Graeme Kelly.

As much as Haaland looks like an emotionless, dead-behind-the-eyes robot, he‘d never be prepared to match that piece of shit Graham Kelly. It’ll be another day off on the ale when that cunt dies.

It’s going to get naughty at the bottom between now and the end of the season. Everton are likely to get another couple of points knocked off, Forest will appeal but possibly not get the decision until after the season and Andros Townsend needs to get more win bonuses to fund his hairline resurgence so Luton will be up for the fight.

The Ev have to play the four teams below them and one above, so we could be in for a hell of an end-of-season finish. I fear for Branquey’s wellbeing.

13 minutes ago, neil said:

Shameful when the bacon has been scorched like that

They somehow managed to cremate it, yet keep the fat as soft as Pele’s dick.

I’m on one hell of a losing streak with fry-ups since the turn of the year. I’m meant to be on a health-kick because my missus can’t be arsed with arranging a funeral, but I’m going to carry on until I get an 8/10. 

We go again on Saturday.

1 hour ago, Gus Mears said:

Might be the filter but those beans look wrong. No tomatoey ruddiness. They've got the pallor of death.

No filter. That’s exactly how they looked. Like they’d never been introduced to anything resembling sauce.

28 minutes ago, gmoney said:

They look like they're in dishwater. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what it was.

3 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

That is a lot of beans Francois. The beans should never be that prominent on the plate. How did it taste though?

The hash browns were lovely! That was it. The rest tasted like my socks after a game of 5-a-side.

You’re allowed one and one only.

Your turn.

Granary bread, proper butter, sliced banana with whole Walkers Salt & Vinegar crisps. Pushing it down as you slice it is a sound I’ll never not love. Vimto to wash it down.

Oh and it’s a butty, not a sandwich.

11 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

The film bit of this is the result I'm looking forward to least. It's going to be Avengers Endgame all over again.

You’ve not seen what I’ve seen.

Bloody hell, this is great from an account called Phase Runner (on a few different platforms).

Cracking making of video here, too: