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Well with the Tories this morning saying they will, against long-standing convention of the kind Moggy loves to spout, stand against Bercow in an election, I think it's altogether more likely that Boris may push for it; banking on Corbyn being unable to "command" a minority government in the 14 days and forcing the issue to an election by simple majority, rather than the FTPA's 2/3s

After seeing her speak so bluntly. I would welcome Jess Phillips as leader of Labour. 

Genuinely believe that he will recommend to withhold Royal Assent if he doesn't get his election through Monday. Parliament get prorogued, Boris goes into hiding at Chequers til the conference and we crash out on the 31st. That is max cunt. One level below would be a quiet ear in one of the EU27 to get them to veto an extension, taking the decision away from everyone. That is max cunt - 1

Hacks saying it's the first known resignation from government to spend less time with family.

Merzbow, you wasted number 3 as we all know it's his year coming.

I wonder if deep down. Boris is glad of the delay to an election. Given his chosen date was changed, due to someone not checking the Jewish calendar. Corbyn may relish campaigning, but I think so does Boris.

Re: the amendment from Kinnock to bring May's deal back to the chamber. Many seemed to think it was a fuck up, but is it not more plausible the Gov refused to put up tellers for a division, allowing it through by "a technicality"; giving BJ a ready made excuse.

1. When the time comes, Regal vs Velveteen Dream (GMship vs NXT spot)

2. Wrestlemania UK

3. A warts-and-all history of the WWWF/WWF/WWE with all the detail, fuck the legality involved (publish it in North Korea or something)

It's a merry-go-round, the extension won't be in place until the bill becomes law, but that will be after the tabled motion by BJ. As I understand the timeline - Tomorrow, debate and vote on the extension bill. If passed, motion by BJ for general election. Meanwhile the bill moves to the Lords, who are in all probability still debating amendments to the business motion, hence a decision on an election will be made before the extension becomes law. It's a clusterfuck that just keeps getting more complicated and tied up. That's without the whole Court of Session and English judicial review (now featuring Major) adding to the pileup

If the bill passes, Boris puts the motion for an election, the date of which he can choose. Expected week of the 14th October, with the EU meeting on the 17th. His "trap", as I understand it, is that no matter how much of a cunt he is, he's less of a cunt that Corbyn. Also, dissolving Parliament for an election means all business gets dropped - the anti-no-deal bill has to get through the Lords, which isn't a given.

If the bill doesn't pass, we return to status quo, and Boris continues on his merry cunty way, knowing he has 14 days after a no confidence vote before he's expected to resign. Not that he has to. And taking us ever closer to the 31st October.

Edit: The Cunts in the Lords have tabled 92 amendments just to the motion to debate, and unlike the Commons, they will debate every thing, which could take a lot of time up.

Now confirmed by Number 10 the rebels are no longer blue.

BBC reporting 21 Tories defied the whip.

• Guto Bebb
• Richard Benyon
• Steve Brine
• Alistair Burt
• Greg Clark
• Ken Clarke
• David Gauke
• Justine Greening
• Dominic Grieve
• Sam Gyimah
• Philip Hammond
• Stephen Hammond
• Richard Harrington
• Margot James
• Oliver Letwin
• Anne Milton
• Caroline Nokes
• Antoinette Sandbach
• Nicholas Soames
• Rory Stewart
• Ed Vaizey

Well, Boris loses his first vote as PM. Now putting forward a motion of confidence hidden behind the Fixed Terms Parliament Act. If that doesn't get the 2/3rds, I believe he has the option of putting forward a simple no confidence vote on himself which only needs a simple majority.

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Ah, that's what I get for skim reading. Definitely gearing up for an election...Would he be an absolute cunt of the highest order and make polling day the 31st?

So apparently the spin doctors hinted at a General Election call, but all we got from BJ was more hot air about Brexit. Strongly believe if this opposition legislation gains traction, he may hit the button on a vote under the Fixed Terms act for an election. Earliest it could be held is the 14th October (a Thursday as is precedent), but the Cunts would be able to change the date without asking Parliament. By hook, crook or ignoring the book, he will get his way I fear.

5 hours ago, Ironic Indie Lad said:

Are You Being Swerved?

Very camp sitcom where Vince Russo manages a department store in London in the mid 70s. Every single episode has an absolutely ludicrous plot twist that makes no sense within the context of the show.

 

I assume it will include regular anecdotes from Teddy Hart's pussy

I passed out during the Cody entrance, so caught up this morning. Quick take aways on what I saw live:

I like the 3 man team, but it's still a work in progress. Excalibur still finding his feet as a proper PBP guy, Goldenboy is better than I expected, and actually think they should save JR for a few matches, not the whole card.

The other JR - Justin, needs to be locked in a small dark room until he signs an affidavit forbidding him from using shitty voice afflections for the time keeping bits. I don't know if he was trying to get himself over in some selfish way, but it was distracting enough for the commentary team to pick up on it.

Did we really need the "Cracker barrel clash" in the middle of the card? Felt out of place and forced, which I guess being a sponsored deal, it was forced.

TOPE SUICIDA...Oh look...TOPE SUICIDA...TOPE CON HELLO...FFS WE GET IT

Whoever decided it was a smart idea to bring Pharoah out into pyro and a large, animated crowd needs to get the puppy treatment from JR. I've seen a report that the pyro mortars shouldn't have fired and Tony Khan rightly ripped people new ones over it; also noted the pyros didn't fire for Jericho until after Hangman's horse was out of the arena.

I like the idea of Jericho being the first champ, Hangman is a star on the rise and eventually getting one over the aging egotist rock star is a good plan IMO.

Read that Khan did a post-show announcement that they're returning to Chicago every year for a PPV and they want to do a show around Thanksgiving there every year too. I guess, to use an old term, if WWE is "New York", AEW will be "Chicago"

So...where and when was it announced that VAR was being used? Now I know boxing has tried to shake off the stench, but this just stinks of a personal decision from the guy who makes the rules - Suleiman. 

Boris is on a real tightrope. He makes even the slightest fuck up (beyond the whole no deal shit anyways), Farage will be laughing into his Rothmans and John Smiths.

Re: Pharmaceuticals, we're already in shit street with the lack of HRT. If we get shortages, not only will we have hot flushes everywhere, but people like me will be unmedicated...That's a frightening prospect (more than once I've had to try 4(!) different pharmacies to get my anti-depressant script filled)

Close Loki.

Boris's Great Plan

1. Continue to present myself as a bumbling idiot to the populace (put feet on table)

2. Throw money at services, NHS, police

3. Ask Queenie to prorogue (she can't refuse)

4. Back the EU into a corner re: Ireland and the backstop

5. Go trick or treating

6. Eat all the chocolate then call an election November 1st.

Boris. For taking the, as quoted "the nuclear option" and trying to prorogue Parliament until October.He was always a dangerous cunt. Hiding behind his "bufoon" exterior, but now he has the job he has wanted for years, he knows using this will ensure he is remembered, good or bad.

Well, it's been confirmed. They're dead, Jim

On 8/10/2019 at 10:50 AM, Gus Mears said:

The West Indies have called up my new favourite cricketer to the test squad. Rahkeem Cornwall, who is set to become the largest athlete in test cricket history, at 7 foot tall and over 500 pounds.

Just to add to this amazing man's story - He's been awarded Championship player of the year by Cricket WI

He's still greener than a DX glowstick, but if the rumours about them pairing him with Stokely as a mouthpiece, could be a good classic-style big man. I mean, he makes Drake look like Swoggle

I went outside, saw other "humans", they seemed innocent enough. I have it on good authority Rikishi took out the SQL "for the Rock"