undercover elephant

Morrison was proper Smackdown vs Raw cut scene level shit:

 

"Hey ... Randy ... I saw what you did out there last week in your match against Kofi ... Teddy Long said you might be in line for a title shot ... against me .... *pulls mean face*"

Can we count his promo on Edge EH

 

 

Why aren't we getting this on the main roster? Why are there 28 writers getting their shit in with Vince McMahon overruling them all and doing something mental on the spare of the moment? I dont see any argument why Raw was so abysmal on Monday and NXT was one of the best shows you'll see in 2014 or 2015. Standards have obviously falled to such levels that they allow the script for Raw to go out as it is.

 

The NXT show was fantastic. So many people come across as stars and the booking is so simple. They just allow the guys to get on with it and throw a few angles in there. The Attitude era seems to have convinced people that wrestling is way more complicated that is should be. Its obvious by looking at the Network's programming that WWE sees the Monday Night Wars as the glory days. I'm sure they now think wrestling should be overscripted shite.

 

It's Vince. You only have to listen to some of his answers with Austin to know he hasn't got a fucking clue with, for example, Cesaro. I'm just saying. I listened to Court Bauer's assessment last week and it's all on Vince, no other cunt.

 

Where can the Court Bauer interview be heard?

I think it was this weeks edition of Bauer and Pollock where he commented in particular on this. Cesaro no charisma? Oh fuck please. ROH doesn't count I guess in vince's case then

Why aren't we getting this on the main roster? Why are there 28 writers getting their shit in with Vince McMahon overruling them all and doing something mental on the spare of the moment? I dont see any argument why Raw was so abysmal on Monday and NXT was one of the best shows you'll see in 2014 or 2015. Standards have obviously falled to such levels that they allow the script for Raw to go out as it is.

 

The NXT show was fantastic. So many people come across as stars and the booking is so simple. They just allow the guys to get on with it and throw a few angles in there. The Attitude era seems to have convinced people that wrestling is way more complicated that is should be. Its obvious by looking at the Network's programming that WWE sees the Monday Night Wars as the glory days. I'm sure they now think wrestling should be overscripted shite.

It's Vince. You only have to listen to some of his answers with Austin to know he hasn't got a fucking clue with, for example, Cesaro. I'm just saying. I listened to Court Bauer's assessment last week and it's all on Vince, no other cunt.

The after Raw piece with Triple H and The Rock backstage was hilarious. Excelating their ego's with the crowd roaring at certain times was something which could have featured on the show itself.

Think Pollock and Wai summed it up this week. Shocking programme this week only remembered for Ambrose and 3 hours for a fucking DQ. You twunts wwe

The out of sequence editing got me when I first heard this on Bauer and Pollock. Who the fuck knows what is internally going on at that place. Fuck it, let them get on with it their way and see what happens. It's only a matter of time some feel, but they are signing away like they'll be around for a few more years maybe longer. We've established that the talent are pretty good in ring, that's not in doubt. Creative has improved in recent months I feel and some debate over whether the company should up sticks and try the overseas market to perform has been a possible idea. The UK and Australian market may assist things but on no great scale in revenue increase. Shipping guys in at rising costs make no sense to me. That's just really clutching at straws.

Hey this is Jim from Virginia....

The sound of John Pollock saying "Rob from New Jersey is on line 1" grinds my gears!

Also Lesnar mouthing Heyman's lines is hilarious.

 

The Nikki Bella stuff was too soap opera for me. hey had a good WWE-based reason why she would have turned on Brie. Instead they write a backstory that isn't there and isn't necessary. Steph! Steph! Steph! saved the segment.

 

Ambrose/Rollins was heated again.

 

Distraction roll-ups are the worst

Had a chuckle when Brock did that for sure!

 

Can someone explain what the fuck that opener was doing at the start?!! I thought it had no business kicking the show off. Could have easily been on a half past hour slot.

 

The clothesline at the end of the match with Rollins and Ambrose showed an unprectable spot which made me go wow!

 

An enjoyable show which had Rusev and Mark Henry, Ziggler, Cesaro, Brock. A good blend.

Enjoyed this episode far more than the bag of shite they served up the night before.

 

Thought that Hunter playing up the nerdy kid on the internet called Mark was fucking hilarious. Sounded like the majority of the callers to the LAW on Sunday night!

 

Lesnar just built as a destructive machine works to purchase SS I guess

Enjoyed the Cole/Steen match, the Bullet Club match with Okada and Gado was pretty good. Very good show I thought for the price $15

Rusev sucks, I said from the beginning that after Lana's great introduction someone really impressive should walk out and Rusev isn't it.

 

I lost complete interest in Rusev when he was featured last week as part of the 11-13 on 3 against The Shield. He had no fucking business being part of that clusterfuck

...Barrett can go fuck himself, an absolutely shitarse who would be lucky to main even a show at my local sports centre.....

 

Eh? What's wrong with Bad News Barrett? Guy deserves credit for being 100% dedicated to his act and getting such a ridiculous gimmick over. And the match with Sheamus was fucking great.

 

 

I just cannot stand him, his shite music, shite robe thing, stupid face with wonky nose and massive ears......his fucking terrible "BOOOOM" thing he does to NO REACTION at all....he is tall and relatively well built....but so was Matt Morgan and he was shite too.....

Rather watch Barrett than those cunts in Dallas and Rose. Now that's fucking embarrassing.

Absolutely intriguing podcast of Bauer and Pollock with an Ultimate Warrior tribute

Well, she's over and now established.

 

I wouldn't say she is over because that crowd was behind her. NXT has a great following, so she no doubt has her fair share of fans, but that crowd of nerds is not a measuring stick. As far as a statement of intent goes, she should have come out and challenged AJ for a future match, then left her laying. As it stands, we have her saying she isn't ready for the big leagues on television and she has the belt of her division. I remember Jerry Lynn saying when he debuted and won the light weight title he was fucked. Fans are interested in the chase of a title, they like to get behind someone and support them to reach their goal. When you win the belt on your debut, what is there left to do but lose it? The rematch with AJ will be built around AJ wanting her belt back, not Paige wanting to retain it. I like Paige a lot, but sadly this reeks of Santino winning the IC title on his debut.

They could have given her a more convincing script in her delivery. I mean she could have retorted by saying "I'm sorry AJ, I didn't have a clue what you just said there" I think this crowd would have lapped it up no end. Mock AJ a little in a sarcastic way. The line where Paige said she wasn't ready was the single most stupid line she could have delivered. Are we now saying that superstars are not ready when they compete to become a champion in the future? Not ready? We'll then what the fuck are you here for? Poor scripting and made Paige look like piss for a moment there.

It was good seeing Cesaro become a Heyman Guy, but does blur the lines of heel/face. King of Swing is a good moniker. I liked the way Zeb Colter was arguing about Cesaro jumping ship, reminded me of the glory days of managers in wrestling. Maybe they felt Cesaro needed a mouthpiece hence getting Paul Heyman.

 

Needed a mouthpiece and getting Paul Heyman? He had Dutch Fucking Mantell alongside him so they easily could have switched it up a bit with Uncle Zeb.

Only just seen this story break down under. Truly saddened by this news especially after Monday night on Raw.

 

My heartfelt condolences to his family and close friends and everyone at WWE

So Bryan cut an amazing promo on Backstage Pass instead of the main show when Raw went off air in ring. Fooking network!

I was liking the front part of Batista's shirt, until he had the name Batista on the fooking back of it walking into the ring!!

Only ever listen to MLW radio and the stuff John Pollock does for LAW. That's pretty much all I need each week. The Christmas show feat Teddy Hart was pretty cool.

Sam Simmons in Melbourne was a fucking blast. This dude is proper funny with his excellent acts. His Triple J shit is brilliant also

Watched the Richards footage several times and no matter how people sugar coat it, the fact that Richards two footed London from where he was, that cunt fucked up big time. He knew exactly what he was doing and deserves a massive kicking for it. Best wishes to Paul London

I was happy it wasn't a complete whitewash, but did anyone else hear Martin Fitzmaurice calling it a "Great final"?! Dinosaur.

Not just that but when he announced the prize money, that twat said "a cheque for 1000 pounds" before correcting himself. What a total prick Fitzie is.

Absolute shocking Final with Waites and O Shea. Say what you like but not averaging over 90 all tournament was not a good showing in my view. Yes Scott won the Title but couldn't help thinking that by having Wesley Harms in the Final instead of Silverback, the game might have been totally different.

 

Can't see Waites making the switch now, even if uncle Barry made him an offer to refund his 100.000. I love watching Waites play, especially in the Grand Slam, but I can't help think that he's got no ambition to take his game to the next level with the PDC big boys. It just ain't happening now is it.

 

Harms could stick around another year but Silverback just disappointed so much last night, it was shocking. He beat Green and Harms, and threw a bag of nails in the Final to everyones disbelief at the Lakeside. He must be the only player I've ever seen to look happy holding up a runners up trophy, and the 30.000 prize money is laughable.

 

This Lakeside event in my opinion should be stripped of it's World Championship status because it's just not right for them to call themselves that, so uncle Barry, do the right thing and make them change it!!!

When was the last time Taylor felt the need to say sorry? I ask as I can't remember.

I can't recall him ever saying sorry.

 

He bemoaned Paul Nicholson doing his harmless trash talk and took offense, but he still trash talks Barney with that "fear" bollocks in a much more venomous way. Amazingly he was the one out of him and Barney he took offense, despite Taylor revealing that Barney was suicidal on SKY TV which is Barney's private business.

 

Phil Taylor was a cunt for saying that about Barney. What an insensitive wanker for saying that on TV.

Fucking hope the crowd tonight give Taylor the booing of his career. What he did to Barney was as unprofessional as I've ever seen from Taylor. The arogant man needs a good bashing on stage from MVG and a chant to The Power of "thanks for coming" thereafter.

 

Cannot stand that prick Taylor, even more so after what he did to RVB.