ReturnOfTheMack

Darbys shoes, fucking Hell. 😆 

'Pranks'

Fuck me, what a cunt he must be.

Adam Page!!! Don't be ignoring Hangers.

Im pissed, so apologies if this makes.no sense.

Ultimately it comes down to what is most important to you, removal of the Tories or voting to your personal values. And sure, those values could be purely 'anything but Tories'. I'm lucky that I live in a Labour massive majority area, so I don't have to balance those things. I vote based on using the Policies Not People stuff, so I can at least think I'm voting on where my personal beliefs lie. 

But I sure as fuck won't criticise people who make the compromise for what they see as the less bad option. 

Reminds me of this story from late last year.

I'm rewatching Benidorm, I forgot how genuinely good the first series was. Sure, turned shite fairly quickly though.

A few years back my mam went to Benidorm and said the place is just like the show. I have never wanted to visit anywhere less without it being a war zone.

Jesus Christ. What a handsome, double hard looking bastard.

Great episode for me.

1 hour ago, TheScarlettChad said:

 

I just don't trust AAA games anymore. 

That's fine, it's AEW.

I'm so sorry to the whole forum for that one.

1 hour ago, Dr. Alan Grant said:

Taylor Lautner has rightfully disappeared off the planet. 

I thought he was great in Cookoo with Greg Davies. 

He would normally compere the shows, but he rarely changed his material. He used the literal same stuff for years. After a few months (of 1 a month shows) we got comments from the public. By the end of the first year people had started telling us he was putting them off. The next years feedback was... rough. He did then start bringing a new guy in to compere, so the alternating helped. 

To be very fair, the guy had great timing, was a really nice fella, and his material was funny. The first time. I was being harsh in calling him shit. 

45 minutes ago, Chili said:

I know the bloke who wrote the German entry. He's a comedy promoter in the Yorkshire area. We've all been very polite about it because we need the work. 

Shame he's a shit comedian. The theatre I worked at used to get so many complaints about his terrible performances. It stopped more than a few regulars from returning.

35 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

Can we just confirm that they are two different people as I don't need to think of Don jiggling about in a leotard in The Firebird

I was very careful to add the comma for this very specific reason. 😆 

I'm fairly certain I've mentioned this before, but:

Me and my wife have very different family trees. Her (recentish) one includes Donald Trump, and a member of The Royal Ballet, where as mine includes Def Leppard singer Joe Elliot. 

6 minutes ago, Vegeta said:

Any idea on how many tickets sold to this at present? 

At least 8.

https://metro.co.uk/2023/05/09/somerset-village-haunted-by-gimp-man-catch-him-writhing-on-road-18756028/?ito=facebooksocialmetroukfacebook

The badger comment broke me.

Did a couple, probably all done for the next few months. If you're at one with the Turning Point custard series, go for it! The chocolate and vanilla ones are brilliant.

Oh. I watched Rampage while my wife was upstairs, still in bed. Seems she was partially awake, heard Isiah Kassidy doing that orgasm moan, decided I must be watching porn, decided she couldnt be bothered and went back to sleep.

Not a bad show. Brisco/Vincent went on a few minutes too long really. And the Hardy compound stuff was mostly silly fun, but the initial day becomes night stuff did irritate me, a step too far in my suspension of disbelief.

15 minutes ago, BrodyGraham said:

Lots of em.

I mean, I suppose I asked for an answer like that really

What kind of fees do Ticketmaster normally charge? 

I thought Anna Jay did a whole lot better this week. Otherwise a spot on summary.

'Of the year' is a very important qualifier.

In fairness none of them have exactly been laugh a minute. 

https://metro.co.uk/2023/04/26/sunderland-man-captured-injured-seagull-and-pleasured-himself-over-it-18675254/?ito=facebooksocialmetroukfacebook

Bumgull!