Up Chuck

ICW have become a cult phenomenon entirely on their own terms, so they take this for me.

Best British Wrestler:

Zack Sabre Jr

Mark Andrews

Grado

Best British Match:

Zack Sabre Jr vs Mark Andrews, TXW XXXtravaganza, 7th April

Best British Promotion:

TXW

ICW

Worst Wrestler:

The Miz

Mr Anderson

Worst Match:

CM Punk vs Ryback & Paul Heyman, Hell in a Cell

Worst Event:

WWE Battleground

Biggest Anti-Climax:

Aces and Eights

Daniel Bryan vs the Authority

Tito Ortiz's TNA return

GTFO:

JBL

Dixie Carter

Best Promo:

Mark Henry's fake retirement

John Cena on the TLC go-home Raw

Funniest Moment:

The Henchmen respond to Adam Shame and Grado accepting their challenge

The "Money in the Wank Bank" gauntlet for a date with Michelle Thorne at TXW Club M In The Face

Paul Heyman's proposal to Ryback

Best Artwork:

If it counts, this gorgeous bastard:

The promo art for Wrestlemania in general

The graphics etc for Old School Raw

Best Bang-For-Your-Buck:

The Usos

Titus O'Niell

The Henchmen

Performance Of The Year:

Mark Henry in the fake retirement promo

Daniel Bryan proves he isn't the weak link, Smackdown, 31st May (or just about any other Daniel Bryan TV performance, really)

Goldust returns out of the blue and becomes the most over babyface in the company, trying to win Cody's job back vs Randy Orton

Best Babyface:

Daniel Bryan

Sami Zayn

Goldust

Best Heel:

Bo Dallas

Bray Wyatt

Dean Ambrose

Best Tag Team:

The Shield

The Rhodes boys

The Wyatt Family

Best Non-Wrestler:

Zeb Colter

Brad Maddox

Paul Heyman

Best Moment:

Bryan pins Cena for the title

The Rhodes boys beat the Shield and win their jobs back

Big Show throws the Shield off and decks Triple H

Best Wrestler:

Daniel Bryan

John Cena

Goldust

Match Of The Year:

John Cena vs CM Punk, Raw

John Cena vs Daniel Bryan, Summerslam

The Shield vs Cody Rhodes & Goldust, Battleground

Best Event:

Wrestlemania 29

Raw, 17th June

Summerslam

Best TV Show:

NXT

Best Feud:

The Shield vs The Rhodes boys

John Cena vs The Rock

John Cena vs Daniel Bryan

He wouldn't pay that for it, even if the shop was right near his expensive flat in a nice area.

Yeah, in terms of dodgy justification, that list and PS's are night and day.

I saw it in 3D and I agree with all of that wholeheartedly.

That really is superb.

Apologies for the frustratingly vague opening here: Just applied for something through a big organisation's website, where I've applied for stuff before. It used to be a labyrinthine application process, but they've massively streamlined it. All good, you might think. But the streamlining mainly consists of them having removed ALL OPPORTUNITY to enter your education history, and leave you only a single field (with one "from" and "to" date field) for gaps in employment history. Me and my 2-year part-time MA look forward to being rejected shortly.

I've definitely seen an East/West Mids split. "Mom" seems to be a brummie thing from what I can tell. East Mids is "mum" or "mam", like Surf said.

That one about the age of the different incarnations is brilliant.

Never doubt Moffat. Never. That was absolutely stunning. I began to think it was moving a little slowly, but the total nerdgasm blowout that was the last twentyish minutes was just perfect. All the callback lines, all the perfectly-judged humour, and, and, AND...

An Adventure in Space and Time was stunning. David Bradley will be taking home a ton of awards. Just had my heart in the palm of his hand.

Loved all the callback (callforward?) lines too. "Brave heart, Waris!" And "I don't want to go" was a total emotional cheap shot, but my god did it ever catch me hard.

Someone was in a rush writing the 5-point preview this week:

1. Raw goes country

2. The authority is back from vacation

3. Kane might do something

4. You decide the WWE 2K14 simulation

5. We've got a PPV on Sunday

Jeff Jarrett better be coming back in at least virtual form or I'll be especially pissed off about 1 and 4.

Blew my mind. What a brilliant surprise. If you haven't watched it, don't click:

It's because his pecs were getting too tit-like. Kofi Kingston had the same thing, I think done by the same guy.

Edit: found the Reddit thread, which had a link to this amazing site of mental insanity.

 

http://www.timecube.com

Anyone else scroll through all of this this, going from chuckling to shaking their head, then absolutely DIE laughing when they reach the bottom and saw the link to "next page"?

Believable, over, gets other people over with them. Big Show is a great worker. Kane can be when he's on form.

Let's have a whip-round, see if we can get to the table.

If it was a reflection of anything inside the car, there's no way it would've suddenly flashed up in both you and your girlfriend's line of vision at the exact same time unless her head was right next to yours for some reason. A light source from outside catching the windscreen seems more likely to me, but god knows why it would look vividly like a person.

Yeah, for sure, even if they didn't have Hardy and Angle under contract, they'd crank out a DVD set for each of them and redo the Sting one. I doubt they'd make a killing out of the TNA library, but a) they'll buy it anyway because they buy whatever they can and b) let's not pretend they won't pay peanuts for it when the time comes anyway.

A bunch of last names isn't gonna help a lot for people who don't know who they are from looking at them. Give 'em some context! Is there a story behind the photos? If not, full names so people can Google them might clue them in as to what's so funny.