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The Guvnor

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  1. 21 minutes ago, eugenespeed said:

    Received my Rocco collection exactly when he said I would. Now looking forward to watching it. 

    Thanks for the purchase. Hope you enjoy them :)

    Just a general note too, to say that the latest lot of 100 auctions finish on Monday. Feel free to grab yourselves some bargains while they're there.

  2. I temped for the council in various departments in my early 20s. I had quite a good job in one department and thought I was going to be taken on to fill the job permanently. Instead, the knobhead of a boss gave it to some arse-kissing twat who was far less qualified.

     

    On my last day, most of the team were out on some kind of event, so I thought I'd have a bit of fun and changed the autocorrect on MS Word on the computers, so that instead of saying "Will Rogers. Head Of Investment Services" when they typed any documents it said "Will Rogers Goats. Dickhead Of Investment Services". I also made various other changes, which I can't remember now.

     

    I knew that no-one in the team knew anything about computers, so would have to call IT to come and fix it. They thought he was a twat as well, so I knew they would get a good laugh out of it.

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