Otto Dem Wanz

Love the Brain, great to see he's still out and about with the boys.

 

A few thoughts on the main event of WrestleMania 14...

 

Firstly, it might be the most underrated of the lot, due to the whole "how good would it have been if Michaels wasn't hurt" thing.

 

And secondly, if things had panned out differently and Austin ended up taking the title from Bret that night... surely that would've made theirs the best feud ever. It might still be anyway, but what a perfect final chapter that would have been .

 

Weirdly enough, I watched that very same event earlier today. One of my favorite things to watch and aside from all the stuff that is usually mentioned (the main event, Undertaker's entrance, Tyson etc) I forget how much fun the mixed tag match was. Jesus Christ Sable was over, I think she got more or less the biggest pop of the night when she TKO'd Luna.

I'd love the match at Elimination Chamber to be title vs title. Cena as NXT champion would be brilliant, if only for the reactions of the usual suspects online.

 

But why on earth would they do that?

I'd rather pay for breakfast with Jonny Wilkinson

It'd be a bit edgy to do that when she's feuding with Sasha Banks.

 

 

The "So Cal" just reminds me of the type of gear you'd buy in Hollister:

 

Samoa Joe looks like one hard, hard bastard.

 

Zayn continues to be the genuine face everyone wants to win and Owens plays the twattish heel who's style you can believe in.

 

Women's title match was magnificent as many of you have already pointed out, never heard or seen of Becky Lynch before but she impressed me big time. Banks is the best thing in NXT for me though, what a performer - oozes charisma and always brings it in the ring too. Love watching her. The fact she's gorgeous is further icing on the cake for me.

Yeah that's what I gathered too, even forgetting his international special attraction tours early in his career he must have clocked up a fuckton of airmiles having done a good number of the Killer Kalendar years.

The best thing connected with Perry Saturn has to be the story he told about strapping a dildo to someone's head (was it Kidman?), throwing them down a slide into a prostitutes gaping fanny. Had me in stitches.

Or Luna's Space Hopper tits and undercut

I suppose this question is better here than anywhere else but what do WWE wrestlers eat and drink food wise? For example if they were at the 02 would the wrestlers eat food within the venue or after the show at the hotel?

Wasn't sure how strict a diet these guys are on? I know they do gym work pretty much every day and so on. Likewise how are matches planned? 

 

And before anyone says anything, I have no interest at all at becoming a wrestler just always wondered about that side of the business as these guys travel around a lot, are obviously in good shape and on the most part on the big side.

 

 

Seth Rollins eats Quest bars, he has dozens of boxes of them stacked up which he took a photo for all of Twitter to see.

I walk down the street with headphones in imagining I'm on the walk to the ring

Crap jacket

Al Snow's ECW entrance with Head and The Prodigy blaring over the speakers is the best thing to come out of ECW. Discuss.

Show that 24/7 Documentary in place of one hour of Raw next week and there's your new top babyface.

Looks like Hogan and Beefcake have some heat with each other. Something about Beefcake selling pretend signed photos of Hogan and Hogan calling Beefcake's wife a Jew or something.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7_LBUYYbYo

I've skipped through it and can't get over how Dynamite keeps picking at his teeth, he also looks like he wants to deck the interviewer and can't even keep eye contact with him at the end when he's heaping praise on him. 

 

"Is there anything you want to say, any final thoughts, and misconceptions you want to clear up after 15 years?"#

 

"No not really".

 

Sums it up.

"TNT Youth"

 

Is this the one with the Sky digibox that doesn't work? Haven't got time to sit through it this evening but will get round to it as I've heard so much.

What the fuck is the guy on the left wearing?

 

He's obviously gone for the "Mark Renton in a nightclub" sized t-shirt look

That sounds horrific, thanks for reading it so I don't have to Krytie!

A heel colour commentator winding up the play-by-play man by telling him he's saying the names of the moves all wrong would be bloody hilarious if you ask me. Think JR throwing a spaz every time Heyman wound him up by mentioning ECW in 2001 WWF commentaries.

Is Hulk wearing pyjama bottoms? Great photo.

 

Saw this on Twitter and childishly found it funny:

 

I know he's jousting with his pork sword inside Sable but could you imagine the children that would emerge from a Flair egg and Lesnar spermatozoa?

Jim Neidhart's phone is about to ring

Can't seeing him losing on Sunday now... I think! A layer of intrigue has been added.

I don't think I've ever watched a full HoF speech. Any recommendations?

 

For comedic value look no further than Mr T's from last year, for some on a more serious note try Bobby Heenan's from 2004 or Ric Flair's from 2008.

What's the quality been like for anyone who's watched a PPV live? I'd like to watch Wrestlemania live on the Network, but I watched the Royal Rumble the day after, and even then the quality was poor for stretches of it.

 

I watched the Rumble live, it was excellent quality (720p HD I'd say) and apart from one or two moments where it skipped I had no problems with the way it played.