King Coconut

Wow, so those AIDS researchers actually went missing a couple of months ago. Makes sense.

I can't remember who the opponent was but I once saw Sherri wrestling in a match that I would definitely class as 'not absolute shit'. That was it though. One match.

I'd look great as Sgt Slaughter

I think we can all agree that Sgt Slaughter is an acceptable exception to the rule. Do it!

Agreed. There's plenty of us waiting to subscribe once it's officially launched here.

And nobody thought to tell him his name? Wrestling's great!

Quite worrying that there's absolutely no mention of his mental state. I hope he's not a dribbler

Surely it's only a matter of time before Vettel gets rid of him.

Actively liking German drivers can't be natural.

It's a shame that Hamilton is such a girl. Despite that, I enjoyed every minute of Monaco, but I always do.

Is it a secret?

That's the entire anecdote mate

So your answer was no then?

And?

That can't be real. It just can't.

Guinness always gives me an arse like a Goth's lipstick.

Did you find what you were looking for?

daytime comedy

That phrase alone makes me shudder.

This is a shit-off thread. You want a hair-off, I'll be more than happy to indulge you and your wispy, receding joke of a do in an appropriate thread.

Did you pass anything weird towards the end?

Tell me Bifkin, have you lost something specific?

Congrats Louch! Extreme Stools is back on track!

When you say you're 4lbs down on when you started, you did set your control weight before you drank a drop, right?

Yeah, sorry about that. I'll really drop it now. I genuinely don't want to get in the way of the Some-Fibre Series.

Catarrh does build up in your intestines and sometimes it can't pass through.

Can you point me to a reputable source that could confirm this?

Exactly. Your body can't digest your food properly if your system is full of catarrh and the motion of the ocean down there can't work to it's fullest, it's simple biology.

Why would your system be full of catarrh? I've never heard of catarrh build up in the digestive system. Even if it did, I can guarantee you that your stinkhole is more than capable of processing your snot. I'm afraid your 'simple biology' is in fact made-up pseudo science.

In Kook's defence, a lot of people have absolutely terrible diets nowadays and their digestive systems don't work as God intended, meaning faeces builds up in their system and can even back up into the lower intestines.

 

And imagine some of the fatties on here fall into that category, sorry lads.

 

In such cases, downing a ton of prune juice and getting the whole thing moving spectacularly will have some health benefits. But only due to the fact the prune juice is a laxative.

I know that you don't genuinely believe that giving yourself the runs is a viable alternative to a decent diet. Even if it clears your pipes for a day, you're going to be backed up to the hilt again by the weekend.

Your arse is a conveyor-belt. Anything you force out with prune juice today would have come out with gravity and anal dexterity tomorrow anyway.

Of course you're going to do damage if you do it every day. A lot of people take homeopathic advice and go nuts with it thinking that because it's natural it's ok which couldn't be further from the truth.

To your first point, I'm not claiming you're going to do yourself damage (Harvard Med School is, but I'm not a fellow). I'm just saying you're not going to get any health benefits from it. And you're not.

To your second point, of course you can go nuts with homeopathy! It has exactly zero medicinal properties. You can drink phials of water til the cows come home. Much like your arse, your cock or minge will simply expel whatever you don't need.

I'm going to bow out of this now though. I don't want to spoil the fun. We can continue in the paranormal thread if you want...

Can you link me to anything that could reassure me that this is a sensible course of action...

I doubt it. But failing that, here's a link to an article from the Harvard Medical School which details "a risk of dehydration, electrolyte imbalance, impaired bowel function, and disruption of intestinal flora."

Don't get me wrong though, I don't want to convince anyone that they shouldn't join this experiment. It could very well be the best thing to ever happen on the internet and I want to witness it. I just don't think any of you should go into it believing you're going to get anything from it other than a bit more reading time than usual.