Richard

Nothing like meeting Gangrel at a petty station story but I did attend a training seminar in Manchester with Low-Ki back in 2004 which really showcased Ki's infamous attitude of taking himself too seriously and being an all round sausage. Not only did he clench every poor cunts fingers that attempted to shake his hand (which is fine I suppose) but he forced a trainee (who became a bit of a player on the north west circuit) to switch his CZW t-shirt inside out before the session even started. The session then consisted of back-bumps on wooden panels with no mats and other various weird shit that he seemed to get a buzz out of. If I knew the kick-in I was getting myself into in advance I'd have spent the 15 quid on cider like the rest of my mates did at the weekends. So yeah, pretty strange, but not exactly surprising given the culprit.

also bumped into Matt Riddle in Orlando outside a bar and shared a Newport with him, he was lovely.

I assume this is a vanity project of such, and that's fair enough, but who is even arsed about Steven Gauntley? No-one is arsed about Steven Gauntley. I tell you who people are arsed about, Kriss Sprules. If you're going to tap into old britwres relics you need to start with the evolution himself. I'm sure you would crack viewing figures in the double digits reliving the Big'n in Wigan.

He seems in good nick as well

Get it done, i'll buy a copy. 

Probably eating sweets. I've dropped 3 stone this year and have reached somewhat of the shape I was aiming for (truthfully if I knew how hard it was going to be to lose weight I probably wouldn't have started) and my diet is more or less micromanaged to the point where I leave 2/300 calories leftover in my macros every day for a pick 'n' mix.

Getting off the sugar treadmill has proved to be more of a bastard than alcohol ever was. 

Brock received a title match at Summerslam one year didn't he?

Sasha's a completely different animal as a heel. The internet was wanking themselves silly over her NXT run and for good reason. Stomping on fingers and bringing kids to tears, she was legitimately the best heel in the company for a brief period. 

Everything about her return was spot on, I'm willing to forgive her for not changing up her gear. 

Quite sure the blue hair is a weave, too. 

I thought I was a shit poster but ToeSucker is reaching levels of poo previously thought unimaginable.

The Fiend and Goldberg were ace. 

I don't think I've seen America this openly and brazenly corrupt, all eyes were on Jeffrey Epstein apart from the guards of his cell.

By protocol, Epstein should not have been alone, after you get off suicide watch you have to have a cellmate, they removed the guy from his cell, and the guards didn't do their 30 minute count that you're supposed to do every 30 minutes and then he's apparently dead?

As soon as Epstein was arrested everyone was saying he would be suicided, and low and behold, they still whacked him. It just shows how limited our political muscle really is, they can literally rub our noses in it but it may be a good sign that they've got a little too arrogant, when you rub peoples noses in the shit too much people start to get sick of it, the football games and netflix shows start to mean a little less, and people start to really look into this stuff, case in point, the backlash has unified the right and the left on this issue, no-one believes the official narrative, even AOC was calling for investigations. I'm sure the DOJ will get involved which will ultimately mean nothing will happen at all. The only publications that are pushing the idea that people are crackers and outright conspiracy theorists are publications like the NY Times, the same publication that conspired in delivering the Russia hoax for the last three years. Make no mistake the institutions like the FBI and the media are in a crisis over this issue.

How desperate that everyone knew it was coming and you're going to give conspiracy theorists that one lay-up, I'm sure it will be memory holed from the news cycle within a week - that goes without saying, but the internet has been given decades worth of red meat with this.

I mean, Trump can go out there and blame the Clintons, and the Clintons can blame trump, the truth is not one elite in America was not sullied by this and enough of the documents are out to really stain the reputations of many powerful people in America and around the world.

If this happened in Russia this would have been a massive scandal, but somehow if it happens in the United States they expect it to just be swept under the rug.

My take is Epstein with his multitude of connections and his money, and the fact that no-one really knew where his money was coming from, was that he was an intelligence operative (likely for Israel) running some kind of blackmailing operation for the Mossad and they whacked him. I mean there is a factional battle currently in the Israeli government with Ehud Barak and Netanyahu, and Epstein was a big Barak guy, and Barak was photographed outside of Epstein's condo going in. The theory that Bibi released all this material to hurt his most potent political opponent seems quite plausible. Certainly more plausible than daft theories that it was the Aryan brotherhood.

Pro Wrestling will always have a bugman component attached to it, it's part of the culture really. Wrestling is not in the least aspect cool at all. Moaning that someone cosplay's as Taker to a signing or carries round a belt with them whilst you stay up to the early hours of the morning watching fake fighting is peak cognitive dissonance.

Walkers Max Strong (all flavours)

Shane McMahon, Seth Rollins, Devon Malcolm 

I shouldn't be surprised that the UKFF houses GG Allin fans, Christ. 

People like accident prone have been hypnotized by the inversion agenda that women should be masculine and men should be limp-wristed sad sacks unable to defend themselves or their families. No wonder the west is a complete joke, and yes Joey Janela talks a big game on social media, but caught off guard got exposed for the internet warrior he is. Kinda like how I envision Devon to be if he ever tried his shitty jokes in real life. 

Skimming news reports or watching highlights, no-one is arsed. Review the things you did watch and leave the ''I don't care about the show, but y'know I went out of my way to read/watch bits of it'' bollocks to yourself.

Perfectly fine B level PPV show, easy watch. Worth the measly tenner. 

She could have benefited with a month in hospital.

Now that's funny.

Well if you're wrestling Goldberg, the match has to cater to his strengths. That means, no fucking tombstone reversals. No ringpost spots. I wouldn't even have him run the ropes. Whoever produced that match was insane. I do think WWE knew these limitations going in, but their hands were tied in that they were forced to put on a longer match for the money the general authority was paying them. 

I don't think Goldberg will wrestle again, but he is more than capable of having another match that doesn't expose his weaknesses if booked correctly.

Goldberg's always been a clumsy bastard. He knocked himself out doing the same ringpost spot in WCW, he booted Bret's head in and ended his career, he probably injured a lot more. That's who he is, uncoordinated, clunky, but his matches are always spectacles through his trademark big spots and megastar presence. He's in Sid's bracket. 

Taker on the other hand moves like shit, looks like shit, clinging onto some semblance of who he once was. It's sad really. He needs to pack it in, now. Seeing him post-match with his mental hairline, in guy-liner and piss-orange tan disillusioned that a 15 minute match with Goldberg turned into shit just shows how far he has fallen. 

45 minutes ago, AshC said:

It's interesting that until recently, the former Tommy End had a large amount of buzz on the ol' tinternet, but now everyone is falling over themselves to big-up this Cassidy fella from AEW instead. You could say Orange is the new Black.

Let's be honest Goldberg was sparked out through his own clumsiness - attributing the majority blame to either party is being disingenuous, both of them misfired on all their big spots, and the end stretch completely capitulated. Taker should know his limits, but he was working with a 300 pound sandbag on artificial limbs, it's a miracle it wasn't worse. That being said I enjoyed it for the car crash it was. 

They could easily re-do Brock/Goldberg at the next show, or Goldberg/HHH, I doubt Goldberg and Taker will want that match being the lasting memory of them both.

14 hours ago, theironshake said:

Why does the only match I want watch happen on a show I can't morally watch... bastards

So you're content with watching a company that helps cover up murders and kiddie-fuckers but watching said company put on a  novelty show for a autocratic country is a little too strong for your moral virtues? Anyone signalling in contempt of this show are hypocrites.

Anyway Goldberg/Taker should be good. 

Are people buying this on the basis of hype/surprises alone? Because the matches look a bit cack to me. I've seen most of them on various indies over the years.

Jimmy Uso has been nicked.

https://www.tmz.com/2019/02/14/wwe-jimmy-uso-arrested/

Semetic? 

why not both?

Amazing indeed.