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Is The American worth watching? No spoilers, obviously

When people's idea of fun is baiting a vulnerable guy to humiliate himself for everyone's entertainment, I'm quite content to be the sourpuss.

Horses for courses but I view it as more of a case of providing the other posters with something that was a bit of fun, and actually took the focus and attention away from another dull Hulky-baiting thread

The usual at the expense of Hulkamania Fan. I asked the question to see whether it's the mod's job on here to lessen that stuff rather than to lead the goading themselves. No is the answer.

Except it wasn't though once it all became about people posting their glorious and/or hilarious raps. Besides, if you knew the answer to your question then why did you even ask it, unless you wanted to make a point. I do think people really need to lighten up on here because it's simply no sort of reflection on real life whatsoever. Unless someone is bombarding someone with PM's or e-mailing them pictures of turds and/or photoshopped pics of their mum, then I'd be hard pressed to say that it's bullying

Eh? Mod Challenge was just something me and neil pinched from SomethingAwful, and how they respond to fuck-awful threads that won't go anywhere, and it's happened a few times on here. There's no way Hulky was even going to bother reading all that text, let alone responding, so he was just going to get banned for the 1,000th time anyway. I take issue with the idea it was some malicious attempt at bullying. It was just throwaway shit that seemed more interesting than yet another instant ban/delete-hulky-thread, and (depending on your humour I suppose) we got a few funny videos out of it. Videos completely unrelated to Hulky himself, I might add.

Just pop a Liverpool shirt on and he'll turn a bind eye to it

He's just sweetening up the pop he's going to get when he returns to claim his Poster Of The Year award

CM Punk's June RAW promo

CM Punk at MITB

The Rock at Survivor Series

Undertaker vs Triple H - WrestleMania

John Cena vs CM Punk - Money in the Bank

What a time for me to be away from the UKFF that was; the best mod challenge ever, the way in which Butch's posts sound in my head is forever changed, a toilet will never be viewed in the same way again and some members have got massive massive balls, and Showtime is a whiney bitch. What a brilliantly lovely place this can be on occasion

Firstly, it seems to be a growing trend for all the Arsenal fans here to be slowly revealed as absolutely fucking weird. You can't pin anything on me just yet though; I abide by the laws of the toilet, unlike some absolute nutters.

And secondly..........

I've always been fascinated with the idea that somewhere in the world, there are probably people who sit on the toilet facing the wrong way, ie straddling it, and facing towards the cistern.

How on earth could you forget AJ~'s proud chat room revelation of him squeezing out a beauty of a poo whilst cistern side?

I'm actually more scared that Duane has a son; although I'm obviously just slow-off the mark in terms of learning that fact

Oh yeah, if you scroll down to the bottom (no pun intended) it links him to the list of gay politicians.

LOLLLZZZ!!!!1111

You fucking suck. I suppose it's some sort of gay conspiracy; next thing you know, you'll be one of the Heart Throbs, or perhaps Pat Patterson, right?

Damn Those Gay Catholics

Slightly maybe. I mean I have Spinabifida and have a Shunt in my head which does slow down my speech at times. But I can move my upper half ok. I am in a wheelchair though. But I wouldn't call me a complete Mong as such.

Oh come on, don't give wheelchair users a bad name. I don't want to be lumped in with Keeno

The shunt does explain a lot; it's clearly not a hard-man cancer no-selling shunt like John Hartson has, but the type of shunt that produces god-awful forum presence

Unfortunately, the speech thing would likely result in people calling you a mong, and regardless of how shit a poster you are I wouldn't wish any real-life verbal abuse on you as someone who myself has heard all manner of insult from cripple to spaz, and all that goes in-between. I'm pretty hard skinned but it can really fuck some people up pretty badly

The psychology in that match is unbelievable. People forget, this was Lesnars first ever main event level program. Lesnar was desperate for a match like that, after being fed the Hardy Boyz and RVD. Look at the looks to the crowd Hogan is giving at the start of that match to get them off their feet. And then the stare down. Then the circling of the ring before they touch. The crowd are on their feet before they even touch. Then Hogan tries to shove Lesnar and he hasnt got the power and Lesnar instead does Hogan's trademark throw across the ring. He couldnt have put Lesnar over better in that match. Absolutely brilliant.

 

EDIT: Cant believe Hogan let him powerbomb him. Mental.

Couldn't agree more about that entire post; it absolutely made Lesnar into the fucking man and made those cracking SummerSlam training videos even more special and impactful. Before that point in time, Lesnar was growing in stature but you couldn't quite buy him as being the man, but after it, at least for me, he became the present and the future, the most important man in the company, and more importantly, an absolute fucking beast. I bloody adore the guy and this is one of the early moments that made me take serious notice of him. Oh and the chair shot was brutal, I'd say even by the standards at the time. And don't forget Heyman; "Brock, you're gonna KILL him"

Lesnar fucking kills Hogan

I thought Tennant was great at the time but usually when I see clips of his run now he looks a bit of a bellend

So, hands up, who is the DJ Talent impersonator that's in the room right now?

Come back Gillberg, I was about to tell you who was next. It was a Labrador carrying a steel pipe. Now I'll never know who you were and you'll never be touched by the kindness of a dog bringing someone a weapon

Just so you all know, for the next three days the

will be making it's final voyage across the UKFF. We shall be visiting sick children and doing autograph signings. Feel free to come out and be witness to the end of one of the greatest eras in wrestling forum history.

I'm not buying that at all; firstly there has been no slamming of a massive foreigner, and it's only going to lead to heartbreak when THIS happens

"OHH, OHHH, OHHHH"

Why you bringing my name into this?

It was intended to be a clever insider comment I believe; it's like Vince pre-Montreal where we still aren't quite meant to know that you're running the show. The lines are blurred now and there's no going back

If Richie was being a cock, cant we just ban Richie instead? I've just got 300 t-shirts back from printers, that'll go to waste now.

There's no ban on wearing your ultra cool merchandise at the desk. This somewhat reminds me of the disbanding of the Nexus; hopefully we won't get a watered down Corre style PCC replacement with some dud members and your own version of Otunga and McGillicutty

'Did I, DID I... Wooooooooo... Did I happen to hear tiger_rick say he was going to hold P... C... C in the palms of his hands? IS THAT WHAT HE SAID? Does that mean, that you are gonna hold... ButchReedMark, Ian_hitmanhart, Loki... Does that mean, you're going to hold us all... In the palm of your hands? ... To coin a phrase... I don't think so!

The boys that have gone out there, night in and night out, doing everything they could to be the very best at what they chose to do with their life, those boys are here tonight! WE ARE! We're not going anywhere, you can't hold us in your hands! And predict our life, we're PCC, we've bled and we've sweat; when was the last time, you posted for an entire day like Ian, got the last word in five times, bled for forty-five minutes, WHEN... WERE... YOU... THERE?!?

You weren't! You weren't! You were never in the dressing-room, on the forum, forty days and forty nights, bleeding, sweating, going to the next thread. You can't hold.. People's lives in your hand. We're the greatest wrestling forum organisation of all time, I want to say it again, you can't control us or our future.'

What is the general view of Amy here? I think she's fantastic; and in addition I think she's fit as fuck