Alex Wright Mark

I was a huge mark for Jacqueline Lovell back in the day. So much so that I would give Raw a miss when one of her movies were on Channel 5. Think I might have a search for Femalien later, which was a big hit with the lads in school back in 2000.

Teenagers nowadays are spoilt with their easy access to hardcore bongo nowadays. They will never experience the joy of such softcore programmes on Living TV as Passion Cove. Seeing Kira Reed and Samantha Phillips in simulated sex scenes did the trick for me as a lad.

Just got word from a dude I know that works for the BBC that on BBC World Service (Sky Channel 0115), Jay Lethal and Lionheart will be on the show Have Your Say talking about their lives as pro wrestlers.

Wrong thread. Sorry guys. Please delete.

Just watching Mania XX and noticed the UKFF sign, about five rows from ringside, who was the lucky guy there?

I believe it was wigmonkey.

This has left me yearning for more. Absolutely incredible stuff. The WWE Network would be foolish to pass this one.

The way Bo Dallas reacted to "boring" chants by saying "yes, its Bo's Ring! Bo's Ring" was tremendous. He's been a fantastic heel since he turned. Such a smug prick, he even makes me want to punch him. I'm not sure how it will all turn out in front of bigger crowds when he does get called up though.

This is forever my favourite Jim Ross humilation angle. Vince slapping his arse with JR's hat whilst Limp Bizkit's Rollin' plays still makes me howl.

JR joins the Kiss My Ass Club

I know it's not a parody of a movie, but there's another Doctor Who parody out there called Doctor Screw, starring Mark Sloan (not the wrestler or Diagnosis Murder character obviously) and featuring the late, great Natalie Heck.

Best Wrestler

Antonio Cesaro

Goldust

Daniel Bryan

Match Of The Year

Sami Zayn vs Antonio Cesaro (2 Out Of 3 Falls)

Kazuchika Okada vs Hiroshi Tanahashi (King Of Pro Wrestling)

John Cena vs Daniel Bryan (Summerslam)

Best Event

WWE SummerSlam

ICW Dave's Not Here, Man

Best TV Show

NXT

Total Divas

Best Feud

The Shield vs The Rhodes Brothers

Sami Zayn vs Antonio Cesaro

Freight Train vs Jake Manning

Worst Wrestler:

The Miz

The Great Khali

Worst Match:

Bray Wyatt vs Kane (Summerslam)

Randy Orton vs Big Show (Survivor Series)

Worst Event:

Night Of Champions

Biggest Anti-Climax:

Tito Ortiz being the mystery man behind the August 1st Warnings

Daniel Bryan post SummerSlam

GTFO:

The Miz

The Bella Twins

Ken Anderson

Best Wrestler:

Mikey Whiplash

Tyler Hawke

Match Of The Year:

Mikey Whiplash vs Robbie Dynamite (the first one they had)

Mikey Whiplash vs Grado (ICW Terminator 2 Judgement Day)

Best Promotion:

Insane Championship Wrestling

PRIDE Promotions

Best Babyface

Daniel Bryan

Grado

John Cena

Best Heel

The Shield

Chris Renfrew

Triple H

Best Team

The Bucky Boys

The Shield

Goldust & Cody Rhodes

Best Non-Wrestler

Paul Heyman

Renee Young

Billy Kirkwood

I'm currently playing Banjo Kazooie. I've never played it before, and the game looks so simple, but I'm absolutely terrible at it! It took me an hour to get all the jigsaws, notes and skulls on Mumbo's Mountain. The next stage took me an hour and a half. Seeing these people on YouTube do speed runs and beating those stages at seven minutes or less made me feel a bit embarrassed.

I'm almost done with the Duck Tales Remaster too. I thought it was an okay game. Not as good as the NES original. Scrooge McDuck sounds a bit like Frankie Boyle on this.

I've been playing Batman Arkham Origins too. I've been enjoying it so far. Although it took me at least 30 attempts to defeat Deathstroke. Damn that mother fucker was tough. It was my Wrong Side Of The Tracks moment of the game.

Wrestling fan shows off his DVD collection.

What on earth did I just watch!?

Here is my Frankin, taking a selfie at the Vinewood sign.

Then in tribute to the New Zealand comedy show Back Of The Y, he jumps off the back of the E (there was no Y, obviously) of the Vinewood sign like Randy Cambell did in the Hollywood episode.

WHERE'S SPANNERS

Enjoying this game, so far.

Wrong Side Of The Tracks on GTA:SA made me unleash a barrage of swear words. Fifty attempts it took me. I remember Ralphy being all smug about beating it on #theukff, which depressed me further.

I'm really hoping Tesco have a midnight release. I asked them today, and told me they weren't too sure until two days before its out

If TNA love bringing in MMA guys so much, they should bring in Keith Hackney from the early UFCs. Imagine him hammering Ken Anderson's testies like he did Joe Son? That would be so rad.

I remember one story where two fans cummed on each other's cocks for natural lube when they met up with Dawn Marie in a hotel. That was interesting reading.

Blimey, 5 hours of WrestleMania. Is that a first?

Wasn't WrestleMania XX 5 hours? Either way, I'm skipping the pre-show.

Sting vs Regal contract signing. Great slap by Regal at the end, and Sting supposedly swears

 

 

That spinning back hand slap was a thing of beauty.

Here's Sting's reply to it

"Another family broken up by Ronaldo. YES!"