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Alex Wright Mark

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  1. This was me as Hulk Hogan for an 80's themed fancy dress piss up a year or so ago two weeks after the whole racist scandal. I had no other alternative since the other ones I wanted to go as such as Bill from Bill and Ted were taken. Not surprisingly, I had non-stop "Are you a racist, mate?" comments from strangers all night.

     

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  2. Today in town, I spotted the drummer from Bastille in Plymouth City Centre wearing a wooly Plymouth Argyle hat. He joins Tom Daley, Keith Chegwin and some bird that was on Babestation with leathery breast implants as "famous people I've seen shopping in town". What an achievement for him.

  3. Worst Wrestler of the Year

    Dana Brooke

    Kane

    Titus O'Neil

     

    Worst Match of the Year

    Darren Young vs Titus O'Neil (take your pick. They all fucking sucked)

    Chris Jericho vs Dean Ambrose (Extreme Rules)

    Rebel vs Shelly Martinez (TNA One Night Only)

     

    Worst Wrestling Event of the Year

    WrestleMania 32

    SummerSlam 2016

     

    GTFO

    Brock Lesnar

    David Otunga

    Mick Foley

    (JBL is spared due to being tolerable on Smackdown. Although that's probably down to Otunga being worse)

     

    Stupidest/Worst Moment of the Year

    Calling up Dana Brooke and Apollo Crews when they're clearly not ready

    "For the love of Mankind" Urgh, so fucking forced.

    Seth Rollins returning as a heel when he clearly should have returned as a face

  4. Wrestler of the Year

    AJ Styles

    Kenny Omega

    Rohit

     

    Female Wrestler of the Year

    Asuka

    Sasha Banks

    Jinny

     

    Match of the Year

    Shinsuke Nakamura vs Sami Zayn (Takeover: Dallas)

    The Revival vs DIY (Takeover: Toronto)

    Kenny Omega vs Tetsuya Naito (G1 Climax Semi Final)

     

    Wrestling Event of the Year

    Wrestle Kingdom 10

    NXT Takeover: Dallas

    NXT TAKEOVER: Brooklyn II

     

    Wrestling TV Show of the Year

    Smackdown

    Angaar TV

    Cruiserweight Classic

     

    Feud/Angle of the Year

    DIY vs The Revival

    Samoa Joe vs Shinsuke Nakamura

     

    Moment of the Year

    AJ Styles Debuts at Royal Rumble

    Kenny Omega winning the G1 Climax

     

    Babyface of the Year

    Shinsuke Nakamura

    Bayley

    Sami Zayn

     

    Heel of the Year

    The Revival

    AJ Styles

    Samoa Joe

     

    Tag Team of the Year

    The Revival

    The Young Bucks

    American Alpha

     

    Promo of the Year

    Kenny Omega's G1 Climax victory speech

    Paul Heyman two Raws after the Brock/Goldberg match

    The Miz on Talking Smack regarding Daniel Bryan calling his style cowardly

     

     

    Wrestling Podcast of the Year

    The New Generation Project

    OSW Review

    Tuesday Night Jaw

  5. There's a wrestling themed segment on Judge Rinder right now.

     

    A Scottish promoter has shafted a worker called The Original Craig (yeah, me neither) out of £105, and now they're looking to sort it out in court.

     

    So far, Kenny Williams and Wolfgang have been mentioned. For some reason, they censored Williams's last name on a match graphic they shown on screen.

  6. Anyone catch the State of the WWE Universe after Raw? Mick Foley did not look his best, to be honest. He was incoherent, and looked like an absolute mess.

     

    When asked by Renee Young if he would ever work with Daniel Bryan, Foley answered by telling a story about Stephanie giving her blessing on including a word in his memoir, then plugged his charity where he is selling socks. Throughout the show, it was very awkward to watch him.

     

    Those five star bumps have finally caught up to him, it seems :(

  7. He stopped himself when Stokely Hathaway, a man he's been feuding with arrived on the scene, and said "speaking of which", implying he was a pussy.

     

    Fuck Joey Styles though. He's a 45 year old man who boasts about being blocked on Twitter by TNA like it's some kind of achievement. He's the type that would cut the head off a Jebadiah Springfield statue because he'd think it's edgy and would impress people.

  8. My contribution to the greatest Belgian of all time is the mighty Christian Olde Wolbers, formerly of the band Fear Factory. Not only has he strummed the strings on the greatest album of the 1990's Demanufacture, but he's also collaborated with cool rappers who look up to him such as Snoop Dogg and Cypress Hill.

     

    Amongst those achievements, he once kicked some slag from Korn in the face for beating up Dino Cazares, is a top goalkeeper for Hollywood United, who are managed by Vinnie Jones, and has banged many bits of fit who have posed for top lads mags in the US.

     

    What a man. What a powerful man.

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    I reckon next summer at the earliest. It was at least a good year between announcing GTAV and releasing it, wasn't it? It's not like Bethesda, who will announce a game and then a few months later it's out.

    GTA5 was announced in Oct 2011 for a 2013 release (which it missed) It eventually came out in Nov 2014 so 3 years

    GTA V did come out in 2013, but for PS3 and XBox 360. The current gen versions were released in 2014 though.

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