Alex Wright Mark

I expect Raw next week to get hijacked when Trips & Steph come out and do their "and you can watch Survivor Series on the WWE Network for only $9.99" routine.

 

Going by the mutant reactions, at least.

There's already a HijackRawNov10 twitter account. It depressed me.

Holy fuck Steve, that may have just topped Dusty Rhodes's Hard Times promo. If I lived where the show was, my arse would be in that building.

Probably from this advert.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=511065088921391&set=vb.235229856505550&type=3&video_source=pages_video_set

That's the one! Never thought I'd see that again.

I think it was when he worked for the CWA in Germany back in the mid 90's. I remember seeing clips of him wrestling Ulf Hermann on DSF at the time.

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/icfyt/it-came-from-youtube-diesel-drew-money-just-ask-him/

Along with Bullet Bob Armstrong, those skits were the best thing about TNA at that time.

Gianna quit porn before all major porn companies that she worked with started shooting in HD. So that's bullshit.

You know your bongo better than me.

What's the go to porn tube these days? Fapdu has become awful.

Vporn mate. You can get Gianna Michaels in glorious HD if you register on the site for free.

One of the best shows on TWC in my opinion was Memphis Wrestling. Every week was great episodic television. Corey Maclin feuding with Jerry Lawler before Lawler and his missus feuded with The Hillbillies. Maclin feuding with Koko B Ware. Cameos from WWE and TNA stars. Outstanding stuff.

Did that show do well in the ratings at all? I was gutted the run was finished before Sid came back.

While we're on a nostalgia trip, around 1997 when I'd grown out of wrestling (ahem), my brothers had these tiny little WWF figures with a little ring. They were always moaning that the ropes slipped off and making me fix it. What were they, anyone know?

This one?

Besides Alex Shane droning on and on before asking a question, I enjoyed it. I had to contain laughter when Alex pretty much saying Power Slam closing ruined his childhood like finding out Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile liked them young.

I had a weird dream.

It was yet another dream where I was back at school, and I was doing my Maths GCSES. Now in real life, I am terrible at Maths, and in dream world it was no exception. My teacher who was some bloke in Rizzle Kicks encouraged me. "Don't let your fear of numbers get the better of you! BE THE NUMBERS". After finishing my exam, I'm on the staircase reading such women's magazines as Take A Break and Grazia, before handing them back to my former music teacher, who was okay. I felt a bit randy, so I worked my magic which has worked on such ladies as former Nuts Magazine model Eva Wyrwal (in a dream I had in 2009 of course). "Do you know how many lads I get seducing me with women's magazines? Loads!" She tells me she lives in Jushin Liger's house, and she'll see me later. Get in, I guess.

Later that day, and it's another Maths lesson. I'm sitting with the only classmates that didn't turn out to be Britain First sharing pricks on Facebook. "Mate, distract matey from Rizzle Kicks whilst I draw something hilarious on yhe board" James Cordon (not THAT cunt) told me. I was game. I couldn't wait to laugh at what I assumed was a big penis with semen spurting out of the japs eye. So I go to the Rizzle Kicks guy and Alex Wright in WCW dance. "You're distracting the lesson, Dan mate" he said as he was helping some girls out. I yelled "Jah, get jiggy with it" as I was looking at my mate drawing on the board. Rizzle Kicks man grabbed me by the shirt and said "You're bang out of order! I just want to teach!" My mate had finished by then as Rizzle Kicks was dragging me out of the room. I saw the picture he drew. "A PLAYBOY LOGO!?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?!" I put my neck on the line just so he could draw a harmless soft porn logo! I was cross. I walked up and down the corridor. Disappointed at what I had just done. The classroom had two doors, so I opened the other one, and chatted to my other mates about current affairs. Up above was a screen similar to the one above the titantron on WWE TV. They were showing movie trailers. There was a film based on a gumball rally in which they were all stuck in Yorkshire starring Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Vin Diesel and The UK Will Smith himself Richard Blackwood. "It's Richard Blackwood! He's bouncing back! He's fucking bouncing back" I yelled on excitement.

Then I woke up. Probably the dream of the year so far.

Yep. It was on an episode of Nitro around that time.

Just been watching those mini movies WCW made in the early 90's.

If Sting does come to WWE and is set to wrestle The Undertaker, I demand a mini movie like those two where Sting visits a graveyard, unsure what he's getting himself into (even though he wrestled in a Graveyard match in 2000). There he meets The Undertaker, who then does his magic wiccan shit to scare Sting. 

That would get me watching that match.

Owen Hart and Mike Tyson. I like Owen's cap.

No Lisa On Ice, but they include one of the notoriously shittest episodes ever The Principal And The Pauper!? Rolling Stone can fuck riiiiiiight off. You Only Move Twice should be higher too.

Vince Russo books a TV show on EWR with Newlegacyinc

Robbie Brookside is looking a bit like Sully from Commando with that new do.

According to his Facebook page, Plymouth wrestler and PWA:UK owner John Harding has been asked to audition for British Boot Camp.

Could he really be the 12th guy among that list though!?

LINK

Has anybody listening to the AE podcasts on Beyond the Mat or Wrestling With Shadows? wondering if theyre worth buying

100% yes. Kelfin's Stu Hart impression on the Wrestling With Shadows commentary is worth the

Holy Christ, I forgot about X-Dream. Wasn't he only brought in from Germany because a few people hyped him up on here?

Anyone else noticed there's a woman (blonde, maybe 40s, bit like a younger, slightly MILFy Jennie Bond) who is dead centre of the front row opposite the hard camera for every PPV and most Raws? Is she some sort of superfan?

I believe she is known as "Trophy Wife". She's been ringside with her son for years. In fact, she was at the last ever Clash Of The Champions with her then baby son, and husband. She seemed more enthusiastic then than she does at shows now.

Manuel is the greatest, isn't he? Even a scene I saw where he gets suckedd off by Dot Cotton's uglier sister in a launderette hasn't lowered my respect.

Was that the Laura Orsolya scene, or am I imagining things?

Has anyone seen Nova's shoot interview yet? In the preview, he reveals who Bruce Pritchard wanted to face The Undertaker at a WrestleMania. It's mind blowing. I have posted who it was on the spoiler thing down below in case you can't be bothered to watch the video.

The Micker really loves his porno. Here's a photo of him and busty porn star Siri

(Who he would go on to unfollow on Twitter because Dewey questioned him to why he was following an adult actress)

I remember when dopper tweeted something about the Have A Nice Day biopic (whatever happened to that, by the way?) should end at No Way Out 2000, then Foley DM'd him something amongst the lines "Does it make you feel good putting me down after I've had such good news", making dopper feel bad.

Fuck Mick Foley.