I Bent My Wookie

Why are you guys using spoiler tags? It's airing right now.

Because based off the thread that has it in the title, some people were waiting to watch it later?

If it has to be done with WWE events it should be with live TV as well I'd think?

From a well known British BBC 1 TV show about people wanting Lord Sugar's money:

Final spoiler for the Apprentice:

SPOILER - Highlight the black box to read

If he was right on that, I'm glad I'm with Bleu for the National

Cappa Bleu for me, form is coming back at just the right time and seems to be a preferred horse for a lot of people. Not bad at about 14/1 around the betting sites either.

I just don't believe in Synchronised winning it at all. The horse struggles to jump and keeps clattering hedges, the only reason people have any expectations is because of Cheltenham but I think that could be a one off. Ballabriggs is heavier this time and is going to struggle over the higher hedges.

According To Pete at 33-1 could be a good outside bet, excellent jumper.

But who takes advice from a 19 year old

Because he's usually right and most his posts are accurate about the levels of your stupidity?

Tremendous humean argument lined up? well nice to see instead of the usual crap you shit out you've managed to pass a thesaurus through your body this week Triple D.

So it's going to seem like I'm going off at the deep end but really, its posters like you that try and sap anything fun and exciting out of wrestling.

Honestly, you talk some real shite. You constantly go out of your way to criticise nearly everything on the Indy scene in the US (Evolve's weak shows, ROH's weak undercard, stale opening matches, blah blah blah) honestly if wrestling grates you that much that you have to find a negative with near everything then why the fuck are you still watching it?

You seriously must be the unhappiest moron on this whole board, if you're not talking white noise, you're talking bollocks.

Whitmer's always been shite? Now there's a lot wrong with the ROH product, a superplex into an over the ropes suplex and tryingto finish a match with 100 kicks followed by a heel hook probably being the most glaring one but Whitmer coming back on board? That probably is a better one for them.

The guy was awesome in the early days of ROH, his feud with CZW and with Jacobs both were played out brilliantly and did some great stuff when the time called for it. I can't see how you can claim someone to be shite when involved in one of ROH's hottest ever angles. That's like saying the whole nWo angle was wank because Hogan was shit. Just with a few million less watching...

Honestly, judging by your posts in here and elsewhere, all it seems is if people aren't being dropped on their heads non stop for 20 minutes, it bores the crap outa you. So I'm guessing Whitmer doesn't fit the mold? Well call in the villagers, time to burn someone at the stake.

Seriously, its late, I'm ill and tired and as per Triple D is passing off some crap, narrow minded, bitter opinion as obvious fact.

As for the full counter to your amazingly worded comment. Opinion buddy. They're like assholes. Everyone has one. In your case, you have the distinction of being one.

EDIT: It's definately late, I just mixed Encyclopedia up with Thesaurus

so why the comment about just when you didn't think it could get worse?

it'll be fun, they're much better wrestlers than CZW was (Bar Hero) so it should produce some brilliant matches.

I don't see it as an invasion, judging by pictures it's all Chikara technicos so it seems more like a 'who's better' of the two, don't see this getting heated or anything, it's just adding to both fed's ideas of competition.

Hoping it ends in a Cibernetico, kinda how CZW ended in a cage of death.

so I didn't feel it'd need a whole topic, however I'm usually wrong about that sort of stuff so maybe it does.

More of a question towards the UK fans here but how big would you say the merchandise scene in the UK is in terms of promotions and workers?

I know with the US, Japan etc people will have their own shirts and other stuff to shill, but I don't see much of it at UK shows, generally I've caught some LDRS t-shirts being sold before, maybe the occasional company one but not much else.

Would they sell well if there was some form of company selling them? Kinda like a UK version of Top Rope T-Shirts I guess? Surely there must be some UK mainstay fans that would wear a Mastiff t-shirt or a Sabre Jr one?

Much in the same vain, are DVD sales in the UK any good or are they below average as well? I remember I use to see 1PW dvd's in shops many years ago but are they just again something rare to find on a company website occasionally?

No real reason I'm asking this, just kinda curious as to how and if any real money is made?

Playing Simeon, got the high note on the Journey To Egypt camel part too so trying to hit notes made for women with crushing pains in your chest is a really fucking stressful day haha.

I sang it during final rehearsal for Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat earlier, so many funny looks from the cast. Cheers Pictos, made my day after having chest pains all day

He'll be back by Christmas, therefore it'll be like a early present for you.

So I one day wanna go back to training to be a wrestler, after tonight I'm probably going to live to regret that video I'm thinking.

Ah well, it's what masks are made for.

Probably a waste of a ban but if it gives me 3 weeks of peace from his non sensical rambling crap

I'd kindly like to pick AJMCStyles to be the guy that gets the ban.

Cheers for giving me the runners up prize too

Midnight, well done to everyone involved

Yeah I do keep forgetting the general rules of you liking/hating people and generally rule 1 of hating.

But glad you got a laugh out of it.

I did mistake your tone, did genuinly thing you hated it.

Glad you got a laugh out of it though.

he was, it's no different to me singing show tunes really. Actually probably a little more normal.

Things would be so much easier if you were a fan boy instead of a hater haha.

Jim, it was productive, I dressed up like a white version of Nelly, in a Kings Of Wrestling T shirt while nearly falling into my bathroom door. And it was a break from coursework so definately productive.

However cheers for the support Neil, though reading people say my user name now appears to be so long winded, probably should have picked something shorter.

I'm hoping Pictos chooses AJMC as well actually, as it would have been my vote for the Xmas ban.

Well either him or Whiskey Jim, but only as I know he's ready to rip the shit into me for my rap (rightfully so) I'm sure haha

fucking loved that.

If it wasn't for how much I want to win, I'd vote for Wretch purely for the shit he'll get from that haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49AhVHGUyDU

Just couldn't help taking the piss, once I started this thing figured I'd have to try harder than the rest haha.

Clothes were obviously a piss take, I generally just about dress better than that.

It's uploading...link to come

I'm tempted to take it further right now...

haha, it was quite loud actually Ritchie mate, just poor recording tools through to my laptop (probably should have adjusted settings) my Dad has given me a few funny looks since I did it, but it can't be any worse than me practising for my Joseph musical tomorrow so I'm used to it.

Cheers man, knew the rapping wasn't gonna be as good so had to take the pose at the end. Nothing better than a nerdy white guy posing like a gangster really, is there?

Fair enough if it loses me points though, kinda wish I'd shouted it now while dressed up like Eminem, that could have tipped it over the edge.