King of Hamptons

We had a blind guy in today with his wife, as he was leaving his wife said to him "shall we got and try on that sweater we saw earlier?" 

His face dropped and he looked like he was gonna cry.. 

I had to go quickly back into my kitchen or I would have laughed my ass off in the restaurant.. 

The problem I have with AEW so far is that they try and treat everyone as equals. You need top level guys.. Mid cards and lower talent. They tru and make everyone equal it doesn't really work for me! 

I still dont get Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks! From hearing there the most amazing wrestlers in the world.. I just don't see it! 

Matches that don't have any super kicks in them.... Bloody hell everyone uses them now! 

Is the Teen Titan's TV series as funny as the movie? Just noticed there on Netflix. 

54 minutes ago, Onyx2 said:

I disagree. This stuff is the shit. 

https://idahoan.co.uk/

 

Girlfriend made me make her the bacon one of this... I'm a trained chef... It was a insult... And it tasted horrible

Instant Mash potato.... Fucking annoys me!!  Why?! It tastes like shit.. Easy to buy a few potato's.. Boil and mash!! 

3 hours ago, Snitsky's back acne said:

I laughed at this way more than I should have.

Honk Honk!! 

Anyone else noticed the 1PW twitter and Instagram accounts appearing? 

Come back?  🙄😂

On 11/11/2017 at 9:17 AM, Porkchopcash said:

On toilet door at work it says

Real Eyes, Realise, Real Lies...... 

is that a quote from something? Bit deep for a factory bog door.

It's the name of a track off of  Machine Heads debut album... But I'm sure it's a quote from somewhere else too. 

Just watched Christopher Robin... 

Jesus christ! It was fantastic! I was happily bouncing on my sofa to the Tigger song and I even remembered the words. Fantastic stuff. 

Not seen any live wresting in years but he was always a good laugh when I spoke to him at 1PW shows.. 

That's no age to be dying.. Very sad. 

Melina , Batista will see you now. 

29 minutes ago, Ironic Indie Lad said:

I bought Days Gone despite the lukewarm response and I have to say I thought a lot of the critics were massively unfair on it. It had some technical issues (dodgy framerate, sound didn't synch up with animation giving a badly dubbed movie effect etc.) but the majority were patched within a few days.

As far as big PS4 exclusives go it was obviously going to get compared to God of War, Spider-Man and Uncharted 4 which is a pretty high standard to expect. I thought the game itself was really enjoyable on its own merits. I'm lucky if I get an hour of gaming a few nights per week and I tend to get bored and move on from longer games without completing them.I ended up finishing Days Gone though so that's something.

 

 

I have dropped frame rates quite a bit.. Tends to be when it snows...  Although thankfully not when I'm trying to kill the hordes! 

Anyone played Days Gone? I'm loving it at the moment... The moment you meet your first horde... 

Just started to watch Luther on Netflix, I'm definitely hooked and only after 3 episodes! 

Beef dripping are the only way to enjoy chips... (sod the vegetarians) 

A pub I used to work at, we had a fryer just with beef dripping in.. It was a bastard to clean but so worth it for the chips! 

On 6/10/2019 at 6:46 PM, The King Of Swing said:

1 hour ago, Ralphy said:

anyone got a recipe for basic, plain flapjacks please? My mum does me amazing ones, i really enjoy them, but i would like to cut back on the sugar/syrup if i can. does anyone know of a low sugar or sugar free recipe please? 

These off the BBC good food website I tried a while ago and were pretty good! 

50g butter, plus a little extra for greasing

2 tbsp smooth peanut butter

3 tbsp honey or maple syrup

2 ripe bananas, mashed

1 apple, peeled and grated

250g rolled oats

85g dried apricot, chopped

100g raisin

85g mixed seed (we used pumpkin and sunflower). 

Method

1. Heat oven to 160C/140C fan/gas 3. Grease and line a 20cm square tin with baking parchment. Heat the butter, peanut butter and honey or maple syrup in a small pan until melted. Add the mashed banana, apple and 100ml hot water, and mix to combine.

2. Tip the oats, the dried fruit and the seeds into a large bowl. Pour in the combined banana and apple and stir until everything is coated by the wet mixture. Tip into the cake tin and level the surface. Bake for 55 mins until golden. Leave to cool in the tin. Cut into 12 pieces to serve or store in an airtight container in the fridge. They will keep for up to 3 days

Welcome to the Apocalypse! 

Coffee... Always coffee for me. 

Currantly drinking Hot Lava Java from Taylors of Harrogate. I'm a bit of a coffee nerd.. So I buy the beans and grind my own when needed.. I've got a Barr grinder and even went out and bought a Brita filter kettle. It makes tea and coffee taste so much better and is a pretty simple little change you can make. 

Fuck..... 

As someone who's only ever seen wcw from when they were on Channel 5... Where would be a good place to start? I've really been enjoying theses ppv reviews. 

1 hour ago, Cod Eye said:

Was she called Danielle or something? I remember having a massive crush on her....

Danielle Nicholls mate

On 5/5/2019 at 8:50 PM, hallicks said:

CITV trolling the entire child population of the UK by running Maxi's World (or whatever the fuck it was called) before Power Rangers. Get to fuck. Some kind of blonde high school girl driving around in a jeep and "adventures" like camouflaging spots on your face with tuna. (WTF). They ran the same episode two days in a row once. Torture. When is it morphin' time, assholes? 

Although..  CiTV did have

My girlfriend sent me this last night, she noticed it in the starter credits.. Baby Dragons? 

Would explain where the dragons went in earlier seasons... 

https://ibb.co/FKfLPRj