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Sea Captain: Welcome aboard the ship of... LOST SOULS

 

Homer: The name on the back says "Honey Bunch"

 

Sea Captain: YAAAARGH I've been meaning to paint over that

Lisa: Chief... Wiggum. Don't... Eat the... Clues! This suit burns better. Look!

 

Wiggum: Come again?

 

Lisa: Better... Look... Burns suit!

 

 

Wiggum: I'm not following you.

 

Lisa: Burns' suit! Burns' suit!

 

Wiggum: What?

 

Lisa: Look at Burns' suit! Sheesh!

 

Eddie: Hey i got an idea, why don't we take a look at that suit Burns was wearing

 

Wiggum: Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards

 

Eddie: ...I'll drive

 

 

I love Who Shot Mr Burns? It's definitly my favourite episode, there's just so many great quotes from it

In conjunction with the Hunt for Tony Blair tonight how about a Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson one liner thread? The best one liners from Bottom, The Young Ones and Flithy, Rich and Catflap? Plus The Comic Strips Presents and Guest House Paradiso?

 

I'd be all over that thread so i say do it.

I remember reading a rumor a while ago that Alan Carr and Justin Lee Collins were set to star in a Carry On reboot called Carry On Bananas

Didn't he say it was just being pissed on he was into

Some more awesome-ness from "Who Shot Mr Burns?"

 

Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?

Moe: No.

[buzz]

Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him.

[ding]

Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.

Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.

[buzz]

Moe: A date.

[buzz]

Moe: Dinner with friends.

[buzz]

Moe: Dinner alone.

[buzz]

Moe: Watching TV alone.

[buzz]

Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.

[buzz]

Moe: ...Sears catalog.

[ding]

Moe: Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.

[buzz]

"No you've got the wrong number, this is 91... 2"

Two from the episode that featured The Simpsons' best wrestling reference ("he's Rowdy Roddy Peeper!"):"You know how bashful I am - I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl. Heeheehee!"-God...frey Jones: Tonight on Rock Bottom, we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers.Farmer: I keep tellin' ya, I just grow sorghum here.Reporter: And where are the hookers?Farmer: Round back... Whoops.

That's remined me of another great quote from that episode:News man: "Simpson scandal update, Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes will give him sexual powers"Homer: "HEY! That's a half-truth"and one of my favourites:Marge: "You don't know what they're saying"Homer: "I'm picking it up. 'Sala' seems to mean 'jerk' and I think 'Manjula' means some kind of spaceship

"Principal Skinner this is your secretary there is one more student here to see you"

"That's odd, i don't have a secretary... or an intercom"

 

"I'm going outside to...stalk...Lenny and Carl... D'OH!"

If they do a multi-doctor story (which I can see happening) that I am hoping we see the McGann... find out what the hell happened to his doctor would be nice.

Yeah i agree that's one thing i'd like to see resolved.

I want to know how they plan on explaining the fact that Tom Baker and many of the older doctors look nowt like they used to eg: Tom Baker is 77(?) and looks like he's ready to have a stroke any day now.

That is fucking phenomenal. I'd heard of this angle before but that's the first time i've ever actually watched it in full.

My mind is screaming "That cannot be legit!" and yet i really want to believe that it is.

I feel like i'm missing the story to that. Care to fill me in Glads cos that's one of the weirdest yet funniest wrestling related videos i've ever seen.

Oh i shall be popping in again tonight i think, if only to find out if anyone else on this forum work's in porn or knows a rapist/peado/murderer

Bravo

Last night was my first time in chat as well, i fucking loved it. It almost made watching TNA a good experience.

 

And thanks to Butch i now know the three greatest words in the world: WIGAN FATTY FUCK

Last night i discovered the awesomeness of Rock Sugar

 

I'm actually gutted i've only just heard of them cos they played the Download festival earlier this year and i could've seen them live.

 

I urge you to check these out:

 

We will kickstart your rhapsody

Nah it wasn't that.

I'm thinking it might have been in one of his matches with Kane, if i can be bothered i'll give them a watch and see if i can find it.

I think this is what you are looking for its Chris Jericho/Christian/Rob Conway/Rene Dupree vs Shane McMahon/Bubba/DVon Dudley/Booker T

 

Youtube links:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1l3SXD8mN4 (Part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vtl-selVXM...feature=related (Part 2)

That's the one cheers fella

 

EDIT: After watching that i now have a follow up question.

 

While that is the match i was thinking of i'm sure i remember Shane McMahon jumping off the top rope or being pushed off through some tables on the outside so my question is did that happen in another match around that period of time or have i just imagined it.

 

On a side note that is a cracking little match and Booker T gets an enormous pop for his return.

Ok folks i'm trying to track down a "Forgotten" WWE match. I think it's from around 2004-05.

 

It was on RAW and it was either an 8 or 10 man elimination tables match, i can't remember everyone who was in it but i think it had Shane McMahon, The Dudleys and possibly Test and Scott Stiener in it.

That's about all i can remember, i loved it at the time so i'd quite like to go back and watch it again to see if it holds up as well as i remember it.

 

Any takers on this one?

Bloody hell i'd forgotten Mila Kunis was in that. I guess i must of just been distracted by how awful the film is.

I'm taking bets on who'll be first to taste a suspension for this

I've just finshed watching Roy "Chubby" Brown in U.F.O, it's one of those films that as a teenager i fucking loved(much like Chubby's stand-up) but i'd not watched it or indeed any of his stand-up in years mainly cos i'd reached the conclusion that once you've seen one his shows you've seen them all.

That said however i still think this movie is decent. The plot for anyone who hasn't seen it is basically that he gets kidnapped by a bunch of females from the future where woman rule the universe who put him on trail for "Crimes against women" or being a cunt to put it another way and erm... that's about it really.

As a sci-fi spoof i think it holds up quite well and it's certainly funnier than shite like Meet The Spartans/Epic Movie/Disaster Movie/Any of those other crap "Comedies" that get spewed out every year. There's some great references to various Sci-Fi movies and TV shows like Star Trek, Alien and Doctor Who and there are some genuinely funny moments in the film.

It's on Youtube if anyone fancies giving it a watch and it's only an hour and fifteen minutes long so it doesn't exactly drag on for ages.

Santino Marella's funniest moments

 

Watching that has made me come to the conclusion that they need to reform Glamarella ASAP