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    I remember absolutely adoring this as a 13 year old kid.

    I always preferred the Stone Cold "My Sacrifice" one they did.

    In fact i'm sure they've been posted somewhere in this thread along with Kurt Angle's one that was done to "Clocks" by Coldplay and Matt Hardy's awesome Version 1 piss-take of them.

     

    Did they do any more of these because i can only remember those 4 but surely they'd have done one for the likes of The Rock or The Undertaker

  2. I asked that a couple of weeks ago, and got no response. Something's up and I don't like it.

    Is it the same bastard who picked off Carbomb? We've got a forum serial killer on the loose.

    Vote: Mike Castle

    Seriously though where did he go as well?

     

    Edit: And on a similar subject what happened to all the Mafia-Scum threads? Did the game(s) just die off or was there an actual ban on them or something?

  3. Glad to see i'm not the only person who's a big fan of The Cat on here. As far as guys who came to WWE from WCW and didn't get a fair shot go he's right up there with DDP.

    Loved all his stuff that's already been mentioned but especially the James Brown angle at SuperBrawl 2000 just because until it actually happened i didn't believe for a second that he'd show up.

  4. Nowhere near as funny as Birchills missive, but I got the phishing phone call from the "Windows Security Team" today, who were kindly telling me that my computer was riddled with a virus, and they would guide me step by step.

     

    The obviously asian woman who introduced herself as "Kate Smith" was very insistant that my computer was going to "Blow up" if this was not solved. I kept her on for about 20 minutes, telling her that I had to look at my computer in a different room, and to see how low she would sink, told her that "the delays because i have trouble getting my wheelchair through the door", but the callous cow carried on insisting that she was looking after my best interests.

     

    I asked her what she thought of the pedestrionisation of Norwich centre, whether felching should be an olympic event and if a cannibal man eats another man, does that make him a gay. She was focused on the virus though.

     

    I asked her how long she had worked for Microsoft, and she said that she worked for windows. When I asked her if Steve Jobs was still the owner she said yes, and that she had recieved extra training from him this morning to sort this particular matter out.

     

    I closed the conversation by asking her to stand while I played the national anthem on a kazoo, and she hung up half way through. Unpatriotic bitch is that Kate Smith.

    I had a similar one when i was house sitting for my Aunt a few months ago, they claimed to be from BT and a virus on my(my aunt's) computer was causing a problem with their servers and they needed access to the computer through some program i had to download. I knew it was a scam straight away mainly cos my aunt is on Virgin for everything(House, TV, Broadband, etc.) and secondly as soon as i told them i'd downloaded the program(i hadn't) they started trying to sell me anti-virus software for "a limited bargain price" of just

  5. This is from "Let's Dance For Comic Relief" earlier this year and while most of this is pretty cringeworthy(or awesome depending on your view) stuff it's made fantastic by a last minute turn from Rik Mayall brandishing a frying pan...

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