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For some reason they fell a week behind in September, possibly to edit the episodes, because they were cutting all sorts of shit out of them. Anything excessively violent or realistic or sexual. It was the time of the two week Kuwait Cup specials.

I love this ludicrous video with the title of "Xavier Woods SHOCKED As He Learns Fellow WWE Star Enzo Amore Was Kicked Off Plane For Vaping" - SHOCKED, I tell you, SHOCKED!

Reality is that the pap tells him that Enzo got kicked off the plane for vaping and his reply is "That's unfortunate".

Enzo claims it wasn't him that was vaping, it was someone else, but he "ain't no snitch".

He was an understudy of Bill Watts, who, as much as I like him, was never scared to knock someone with the opposition or someone on the way out.

In fairness, at least he had a good song.

Obviously heard Big Cass was getting too much attention with his pregnancy body so needed to steal some back.

Those videos being so shit is why this video is so brilliant:

Don't disrespect Wazzock Pervert.

18 minutes ago, JakeRobertsParoleOfficer said:

Talking of bad pics

Imagine how this guys career would have gone if he couldn't talk?? 

 

To be fair, big Dust was from a period where that wasn't too abnormal, whereas now you're really noticeable if you don't have an athletic physique.

Big Daddy Bitch Tits:

Imagine if you were "Big" Russ McCullough and you started off looking like shit like that rather than descending to it.

Obviously a tribute to the post-pub Davina McCall dating show from the mid-nineties.

At least having him to talk about means we don't have to worry about thinking about Enzo.

He's been breastfeeding from Shelly Martinez... and vice versa, by the looks of it.

On 11/11/2018 at 7:20 AM, Supremo said:

And on the other end of the spectrum, check out Cass-ius Ohno’s new look. 

 

On 11/11/2018 at 7:20 AM, Supremo said:

And on the other end of the spectrum, check out Cass-ius Ohno’s new look. 

 

I think this pic should replace Flair/Fifi tonguing as the new page topper.

5 hours ago, Supremo said:

And on the other end of the spectrum, check out Cass-ius Ohno’s new look. 

 

Mama Cass.

Well, I remember as well as you do that he always used to throw out the "I've got six kids" line, when all that's out there is that he's got four. Why exaggerate or work that you've got two more kids than you really have? It's not the old Stan Hansen line of "I don't wrestle for glory, I've got a fat wife and three kids to feed!".

I have a mate who is a bit gullible and wants to believe anything, even if you know it's bullshit. We were watching the WWE Roddy Piper DVD and got to the bit where he's talking about the Piper's Pit at 'Mania V. I can't recall it word for word, but his retelling of the face-off with Morton Downey Jr. involves him going to cave Downey's skull in with the fire extinguisher before he heard Gorilla Monsoon yell "RODDY!" from the Gorilla position, put the fire extinguisher down without murdering him and making his way to the back.

My mate was hyped up to see this on the footage on the DVD, even though I knew he was talking absolute crap based on knowing what really happened. When we got to that bit and he didn't Roddy raise the fire extinguisher up to bash Downey, he swore it must've been edited until I told him Piper had been talking out of his arse. Gorilla was up on commentary in the higher decks anyway, plus the thing was fucking recorded, so there wasn't a single detail that was true. Worker's gonna work.

Then he kinda walked it back on his podcast and claimed he was the target of horseplay, specifically Alfred Hayes putting his horse cock in his hands. It was weird, but Piper was weird like that. I recall an interview, can't remember who with, where a wrestler did say something along the lines of "Well, Roddy was from the streets and had to do what he had to do...", which implied to me something sexual.

39 minutes ago, The King Of Swing said:

JBL ripping on AJ Lee for her tattoo was hilarious. As was her complete lack of self awareness during that shitty "pipe bomb" imitation.

AJ Lee was garbage.

Her "mean" heel face looked like a baby that was in the process of filling its nappy.

Well, I don't know if this is a good one,  but he certainly seems pleased with it at the end...

The story I've seen for Googling it puts the blame for the racist language on Charlotte, but it's not like there haven't been reports of Flair being racist from people like Teddy Long, Tony Atlas, even Bill Dundee in reference to Flair's opponent being changed from him to Koko B Ware ("Who's this fucking nigger I'm supposed to be wrestling?!").

16 minutes ago, Accident Prone said:

I feel we need some cheering up this morning, so here is RVD's sublime HBK impression;

"You were witty... and charming!"

They look very much in love to me.